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I've got that

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Originally posted by Major Tarantino I've got that

yea he nicked it off me the sly git!!

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:nod: It's true.

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I've said it before and i'll say it again

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said what before?

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That you have nicked all the doors to my kitchen cupboards, stop barracading Hooky in your cupboard, at least have the decency to let him roam free in the vicinity of the kitchen

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Bollocks to that, last time i let him out he nicked the kettle and sold it to the drummer from Spandau Ballet who's in my larder.

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ah well hes rubbish anyway!

whos in the deep freeze at the moment?

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Mike Score from a flock of seagulls, Phil Cunningham just added, Billy Idol and Tears for Fears are thawing out in the bathroom.

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Well i'd like to say congratulations but the last bit is a lie as i distinctly remember seeing Phil in The Link the other day i believe he was discussing his handset upgrade options with a member of staff.

You must be more careful some musicians thaw out quicker than others...

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Shit you're right! He's gone.... Hooky is sniggering at me too... right, no food for Hooky for 2 weeks should sort him out! (he might lose a few pounds too!)

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I suggest u invest in PIR's (personal intruder alarms) else you could always adopt electronic tagging to keep them from straying too far.

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Or those one's in running man (?) where they have tags round their necks that explode if they go past the boundaries!

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Yes yes yes! i might have a few in the boot of my car as it goes... i'll have a quick look and pop em in the post if thats ok with you.

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Yeah, that's great mate! Just please don't booby trap the envelope this time, i can't handle another 7 months of reconstructive face surgery.

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Hey no problem, i will also wrap them in protective bleached flour for you.

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Are you sure that's flour?

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No im not sure at all, it seemed rather expensive to be a baking agent but i didnt want to make a fuss.

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Maybe it's that flour that people sniff up their noses ... god knows why!

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I've heard about this, aparently its all the rage with the celebrities of today.

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I've also heard about people grinding up plants and smoking them... mad!

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Now i think your delving into the realms of improbability, such a thing could never possibly happen, everyone knows grinders are for peppercorns.

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Or small yapping dogs :nod:

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Barney is 1 year old now

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He'll be 2 in a minute

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Good god your right so you are! (did that sound too irish?)

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No it didn't, but they're after me lucky charms.

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Punctured bicycle...

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get that frigging branch outta my face!

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