I LOVE RETRO!!! :love:

Check out the current window display in my local sports shop!!

Do you get a bonus SHUTTLECOCK with this?:D

I wanna a adidas tennis for it !!!

That pic is just too bloody BIG.Vapourize it please!:D

Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. It`s been around for centuries, pal!

Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just aint funny one iota

James, ever heard the word Irony? It's a favourite of the band as well

Yeah Shugz, I have heard of irony, thankyou very much. But what`s so ironic about a great gormless display in a shop window, esp. when relating it to N.O?

I`ll tell you: absolutely NOTHING!

whoops! fish supper on shoulder alert...

Originally posted by Major Tarantino whoops! fish supper on shoulder alert...

No, just the chips please! Fish doesn`t agree with me.... but neither does anyone else!!!

BOOM BOOM

i don't

what?

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota

James, ever heard the word Irony? It's a favourite of the band as well zing! :)

but when did they ever release an album/boxset called 'deals'?

is it a rarity i don't know about?

that's a legendary display. Go TEAM NEW ORDER!!!!

Originally posted by Justin Lazic that's a legendary display. Go TEAM NEW ORDER!!!!

About as legendary as my left testicle....

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Justin Lazic> that's a legendary display. Go TEAM NEW ORDER!!!!

About as legendary as my left testicle....

Why, what's special about it?

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > > Originally posted by Justin Lazic> > that's a legendary display. Go TEAM NEW ORDER!!!!>

About as legendary as my left testicle....

Why, what's special about it?

It is on the RIGHT!:D

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Justin Lazic> that's a legendary display. Go TEAM NEW ORDER!!!!

About as legendary as my left testicle.... Very kind words,don´t you find Nicos ? What do you think about this guy ?

I don't like him

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Originally posted by DoN > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Same opinion as mine Don

Stop sending VIRUS E-MAILS!

Originally posted by DoN > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Dont get all defensive just cos your 'Retro' post is a VERY poor example of irony. I`m not the only person who thinks your beloved sports-shop photo is totally unamusing, but I AM the only person here with the balls to say so....

Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart > Originally posted by DoN> > > > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > > > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota>

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Same opinion as mine Don

I thought this was a New Order message board, not a forum for trainee ironicists to suck each others dicks

"I don`t understand NOOL irony?". Why, do I have to be gay to do that, or just short on friends?....

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart> > > > Originally posted by DoN> > > > > > > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > > > > > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota> > >

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Same opinion as mine Don

I thought this was a New Order message board, not a forum for trainee ironicists to suck each others dicks

"I don`t understand NOOL irony?". Why, do I have to be gay to do that, or just short on friends?....

You don´t deserve to be here,we´re New Order fans not stupid guys like you.So shut up and go away.

'James Stephen Barnes'

Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > > Originally posted by Love Will Tear Us Apart> > > > > > > Originally posted by DoN> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > > Seems that this guy thinks New Order somehow invented or copyrighted the word 'Retro'. Its been around for centuries, pal!> > > > > > > > Micks right: the photo is TOO big. Not to mention the fact that it just ain`t funny one iota> > > > > >

Who the fuck are you?

You obviously dont understand nool irony so shut up and stop trying to be a clever because you sound like a twat.

Same opinion as mine Don

I thought this was a New Order message board, not a forum for trainee ironicists to suck each others dicks

"I don`t understand NOOL irony?". Why, do I have to be gay to do that, or just short on friends?....

You don´t deserve to be here,we´re New Order fans not stupid guys like you.So shut up and go away.

'Gay Love Will Tear Us Apart'

I dont deserve to be here? Oh Boo Hoo! Just cos I dont conform to your annoying cliques rules of mutual toadying doesnt give you the right to say that I`m any less a New Order fan than you or anyone else on the planet.

Face it, Im here to stay (pardon the pun) & theres only one thing you can do about it: GET USED TO IT!!!

Originally posted by ShugZV©
I like Jamesy boy - a good bit of entertainment if you ask meMind you, I never trust anyone who does not put up a profile, come on Jamesy Cotter - tell us who you are.

Well, thankyou Shug, it`s nice to find someone who appreciates the entertainment value I provide here!

Ill do a profile now actually, Ive been meaning to get round to that ever since I joined, but Ive been having too much fun winding up some of these cretins who wouldnt know TRUE irony if it came walking up to them wearing a bright T-shirt saying 'I am Irony', shouted in their ears "I AM IRONY!", then kicked them all in the knackers!....

Phew!

Yep Shugzy!! no profile & no email so he's either on a wind-up (which is already sounding rather weary and laboured), or he's a genuine class-A idiot who is sadly incapable of having a sense of humour ;)

Well you put up a profile so i guess that means you fall into the second category i put up;)

Shugzy ever the diplomat - u should try that approach for blagging a ticket off Celtic for the summer tour bruv!!!

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by DoN> Well you put up a profile so i guess that means you fall into the second category i put up;)> > Shugzy ever the diplomat - u should try that approach for blagging a ticket off Celtic for the summer tour bruv!!!

If I could get through to the Parkhead ticket office I would have a go;)

Just give Mr O'Neil a ring or pop round, im sure he's got a couple of spare tickets!!;)

what a turn around! i've been following this thread closely, a real nail biter, and for a while there it was treading the path of a depressing russian novel, but instead it's turning out like a sweet jennifer love hewitt film. kudos.

am i hardcore?

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "I HATE RETRO!!!" (the box set). That is all. Thank you. :D

Originally posted by Rocket Mick Do you get a bonus SHUTTLECOCK with this?:D

my dog minton used to eat shuttlecocks you know - have I mentioned this before?

Originally posted by DoN Yep Shugzy!! no profile & no email so he's either on a wind-up (which is already sounding rather weary and laboured), or he's a genuine class-A idiot who is sadly incapable of having a sense of humour ;)

I have a wonderful sense of humour, it just doesn`t stretch to finding a sign saying "I Love Retro" funny.

Sorry!

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by DoN> Yep Shugzy!! no profile & no email so he's either on a wind-up (which is already sounding rather weary and laboured), or he's a genuine class-A idiot who is sadly incapable of having a sense of humour ;)>

I have a wonderful sense of humour, it just doesn`t stretch to finding a sign saying "I Love Retro" funny.

Sorry!

No need to apologise to me mate!! So you dont find it funny but decided to make a big deal out of it, all i did was post up a picture and you threw a wobbler! - I posted no sarky caption, no declaration on how amazing it was, just stated that it was a window display in a sports shop!!!

Now what is funny is how no one else seemed to be offended or put out by it aside from you!!

check out bottom right of the pic closely - I swear you can see Love Vigilantes in cowboy hats coming over the hill again...

Henry Biscuits and the Temple of the Older Pheonix? - isn't that the book where Henry tackles a wild mushroom over a crevasse and loses out?

Does ye live in Hog Warps with wizards and androids?

Originally posted by ShugZV©
There you go, we know have another profile memberSo it's only Huntsy and Patsy who cannae be trusted:D

that to posts fence great take I

she's richer than the queen, she's from bristol & some of the characters are based on people at the school i went to

hp is alright in my "book" (though heinz have a bigger market share)

Intriguing revelations there Hiskins.

I've yet to read nor watch any Henry Pippins material although I'm very keen to - I'm heavily into casting spells and writing about welks.

My bird is non-keen on fantasy efforts so I have to wait for a gap in the market before I can settle my ash.

The scripts to the new book were mysteriously 'discovered' laying in a Suffolk (Sussex?) field I've just heard. The guy that found them returned them and did not peek.

Is this part of the J R Hartley publicity machine? - or was the field guilty of making the winds blow the necessary paper from Rowdy's briefcase to form the entire new booklet?

Which character is based on you? - Tom Hiskins?

she wasnt there when i went to school, is a tad older than me! & the school itself isnt hogwarts, but the head is based on a teacher & some of her friends from school days are hps classmates

Miss Jay Kay Rowling lived in Portugal, you know? In fact, and I know you won't believe me, but a friend of mine was the best-man at her wedding! You see, she was married to a portuguese journalist, you can check it out in any biography (the unauthorized ones, as she doesn't talk about her portuguese past: go figure why!) and the guy was buddy-buddy with my friend! She wasn't famous then, of course. Harry Boy was nothing more than a wild idea in her head...

Originally posted by Huntsman

It's too late to be in bed, H!

Originally posted by Monsieur Round&Round > Originally posted by Huntsman>

It's too late to be in bed, H!

He's obviously doing my job! boring as hell it is at the moment.. :(

Does anyone fancy paying me to listen to neworder records all day??

How much do you charge?

Originally posted by Huntsman Henry Biscuits and the Temple of the Older Pheonix? - isn't that the book where Henry tackles a wild mushroom over a crevasse and loses out?Does ye live in Hog Warps with wizards and androids?

Yes, how on earth did you guess?

It became obvious.

hmmm...quite amusing for a Spireite. It was a little lame, Don.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs hmmm...quite amusing for a Spireite. It was a little lame, Don.

Thats nothing, you should see the badges and T-Shirts the staff are being made to wear!

I've decided the whole board is crap. I quit.

Oh sorry, i thought i was on the "girls aloud" board.

HEY!!!!!!!! Major, where's Calvin? We want Calvin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oiy, Tino - don't speak down sons. It'll do you no good.

Settle with a digestive and return refreshed and wearing a new suit.

Remember, what's gold today can be bronze the next so enjoy it while it lasts. (etc.)

You are so right. and calvin is back too.

What you doing back!?

I thought you were going...?

Shooooooo!!

I quit the board for 4 and a half minutes

Welcome back!

dont be so long next time!!

I quit!!!

gum or patches?

Willpower.