Big Brother

Remember, you decide............ :bag:

Fookin' obvious who would win - me ! Actually I'd like to be voted out first, so I could get back on here and learn a lot about Joy Division and the world of bootlegging from Julio. I wouldn't be able to cope if I couldn't get my daily amusement fix.

Has to be Gazza, the Geordie git gets my vote, 2nd Hooky and 3rdbut by all means least the Rocket...his sob stories about work and relationships would win over the limp wristed and weak willed among us.:D

Originally posted by sheruncle Has to be Gazza, the Geordie git gets my vote, 2nd Hooky and 3rdbut by all means least the Rocket...his sob stories about work and relationships would win over the limp wristed and weak willed among us.:D

Isn't "Gazza" Jeff White's current name ? The fanous Texan namechanger strikes again.....

Tim's bad humour would make everybody ask to leave the house immediately

Got to be Rocket. too much SHOUTING and everyone would leave ...... ;) :bag:

Wouldn't Rocket just eat the others?? You can just see it:

"This is Davina. You are live on channel four - please do not pass out blind drunk with a KFC bucket on your head".

Originally posted by Known Pleasures > Originally posted by sheruncle> Has to be Gazza, the Geordie git gets my vote, 2nd Hooky and 3rdbut by all means least the Rocket...his sob stories about work and relationships would win over the limp wristed and weak willed among us.:D

Isn't "Gazza" Jeff White's current name ? The fanous Texan namechanger strikes again.....

Theres only one Gazza, hes fat, got a dodgy accent and drinks like a fish..same bloke?

Yes i think you would like to keep me off the streets for 10 weeks.Then you could come round to CHEZ PLANET ROCKET and nick my FAC 53's.Trouble is the public always like a Loser and i am ONE HELL OF A DISASTER THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.Don't understand cos i always went to SUNDAY SCHOOL,joined the cubs and scouts(mind you did get thrown out of the GIRL GUIDES! :D ).But at least i tried to make a go at life.More failures than RANGERS in EUROPE.Now can you let me out of the chicken shed!

gillian. she would start off quietly, no one would see her as a threat, and all would enjoy having her around. finally, during the last few weeks, she would come out of her shell and win over the hearts of the housemates and the country simultaneously, leading to her eventual victory.

Barney - he'd start dancing with his shirt off and everyone would eventually leave.

Hooky would win no problem, because he's the coolest. Gillian would probably get voted out first; for some reason, most of the people who vote on BB have a problem with girls (that's how it was this year, anyway - all the girls got voted out first).

Originally posted by Shelley Blair Hooky would win no problem, because he's the coolest. Gillian would probably get voted out first; for some reason, most of the people who vote on BB have a problem with girls (that's how it was this year, anyway - all the girls got voted out first).

Well then if HOOKY is cooler than me ..he deserves to win.Now if is it WHO IS THE BADDEST MOTHER....then AL JARVIS would win and he ain't in the house.He probably owns it though!

And to think I got some right bollockings for my wonderful 'New Order as pro-wrestlers' poll. Charming!

James, life's unfair like that. I for one think this one deserves the same treatment as the wrestling poll ...

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes And to think I got some right bollockings for my wonderful 'New Order as pro-wrestlers' poll. Charming!

Topical. Inspiring. Current. Tongue In Cheek ;)

My arse :bag:

Originally posted by Geri I for one think this one deserves the same treatment as the wrestling poll ...

Bring it on!!!!!! :bag: