Musical Crimes against Humanity
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Who among these deserves to hang for their crimes?
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Journey (everything) 0 (0%)
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Styx (everything) 2 (3%)
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Yanni (everything) 2 (3%)
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John Tesh (everything) 5 (8%)
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David Hasselhoff (everything) 7 (11%)
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Stevie Wonder ("I Just Called To Say..") 0 (0%)
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Toby Keith ("Courtesy of the Red/White/Blue") 1 (2%)
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Shania Twain (everything) 4 (7%)
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Neil Diamond ("Cracklin' Rose"-onwards) 0 (0%)
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Bob Seger (everything) 1 (2%)
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Barry Manilow (everything) 1 (2%)
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Bauhaus (letting Love and Rockets loose) 0 (0%)
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REO Speedwagon ("I Can't Fight This Feeling") 0 (0%)
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Aaron Neville (that f-ing 80s duet with Linda Ronstadt) 4 (7%)
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The Eagles ("Hotel California", etc) 3 (5%)
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Brian Wilson (post-"Pet Sounds" era) 1 (2%)
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Michael Bolton (do you even have to ask?) 10 (16%)
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Lionel Richie ("Hello?") 2 (3%)
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Other 4 (7%)
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Hang 'em all high! :mad2: 14 (23%)
61 votes · voting closed
please take off neil diamond. You know he's the jewish elvis.
I always see this guy playing diamond tunes in train stations underground and he calls himself the neil diamond karoke. I think i will hire him for my next party.
Neil diamond new album is produced by rick rubin. Neil diamond is from brooklyn.
brooklyn forever
Didn't know what to say the other day when I was told by my mother that my father rather liked listening to John Tesh....
Thankfully, not when I'm around.
Buffer Low wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: Kylie & Jason "Especially for you".
Oh dear lord no.
What's worse, is that I still have it on cd somewhere cause I don't throw cds out. 
Bugger what a stupid post to get to 1500 & a new level.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
What's worse, is that I still have it on cd somewhere
You're bullshiting me mate, you are, aren't you?
Buffer Low wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
What's worse, is that I still have it on cd somewhere
You're bullshiting me mate, you are, aren't you?
Fraid not. Its on the first best of Kylie compilation, the cardbord foldout one. It was a present.
From the list above, all of them deserve the rope.
My own list:
BEATLES
JAMES BLUNT
SCISSOR SISTERS and MAROON 5
Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" is a great contribution to music. For that song alone, they should be praised as kings rather than condemned as horrors.
I can't believe I am the only one who voted for Styx.
Have you people not heard Mr. Roboto?????
BALDRICK wrote: I'm not keen at all on Shania Twain,what a load of crap..
And that's a complement. She and her hubby, ex-Def Leppard producer John "mutt" Lange even did a Blue Monday-style ripoff mainstream radio remix of a "song" of hers called I'm Gonna Get You Good. She's on my hitlist along with Bolton and Hasselhoff(the truly appaling thing is that Mark Holden, a has-been 70's Aussie popstar who's had a hand in producing some of his stuff, is a judge on Australian Idol....Nooooo!!!!!!)
I used to make a friend of my ex-wife crack up by reciting the lyrics to "Hotel California" in a dodgy Pakistani accent- could be a good laff doing a similar thing to some of the material done by other "artists" in that list of barely mentionables, comitting it to CD and weeding it onsite for our own private amusement.
another one from the bottom of the kirsch record collection Bruce Springsteen, Dancing In The Dark 12# remix. I only rediscovered it yesterday. This must be one of the worst things Arthur Baker has ever put his name to. Apparently its quite a collectable now.
Shergold Six wrote:
monty wrote: WHERE'S CLIFF???
Thrown off one hopefully!!!
Come on, what about The Lord's Prayer?
Loved the dance mix 'In the name of,nane of,name of...'
