This is the Trainspotting poll then is it?
"Choose life, choose a fucking big television" 
I voted for beer although I growing less fond of it these days because getting adequately trashed on it requires a near gallon-like amounts and numerous trips to the toilet. Plus it doesn't help the old gut size; I'm getting away with it so far but time is marching on
Alternatively a night on Vodka usually leaves me almost "feeling" the internal damage the next day and a dull pain behind the eyes. All beer seems to do is leave my mouth a dry cesspit and plenty of toothpaste can sort that out. As for drugs I'm not much of a dabbler. I tried cannabis at school (who hasn't?) and all it seemed to do was put me to sleep so I never pursued it. Plus I find smoking abhorrent which never helped. Tried a few other substances I won't go into much here :D but sufficed to say I never pursued them either. I always saw a drug habit as draining my wallet taking away £££ I don't have and I have a natural paranoia about these (illegal) things anyway so alcohol is my only poison of choice, and I imagine things will stay that way.
Favourite lager? Has to be Beck's followed by Grolsch and that Japanese beer Asahi is nice when you can find it. Also I really like Budvar but it does not like me, along with Stella it leaves me extremely fragile the next day. Favourite spirit would be Southern Comfort mixed with anything (except water, silly). I applaud New Order for getting inspiration from drugs (Acid = Temptation) but it's not something I'd experiment with as a fan.... unless I was really very bored.
Ally.