Which New Order member should become a pro-wrestler?

Hooky would be a BRILLIANT in-ring performer, he has that "aggressive heel" persona in real-life already! I can imagine him swaggering into Madison Square Garden to the sound of 'What Do You Want From Me' challenging Brock Lesnar to a championship match.

Gillian would do reasonably well in the WWE Womens Division, as theirs a couple of em already around her age, though I dont know if she`d be bothered about the obligatory breast implants!

Barney & Steve seem to me to be more like the traditional heel`s wimpy manager rather than wrestlers themselves

"Entering the ring, the challanger. From Manchester, England, weighing in at around 225lbs: the Rock `n Roll Viking PEEEEEETER HOOK!"

obviously...and because of his current wasteline, please welcome Mr. Baken Beans "Bernard Sumner"!

i think hooky would be the only one who could sell it he'd be a great Interview on Pipers pit or Something Barney Would be good if they Put a Mask on him and he didnt talk and just danced and Whooped

Barney's lethal belly-flops are known and feared the world over!

Originally posted by Revolution, Purity, Love, Suicide, Accuracy Barney's lethal belly-flops are known and feared the world over!

Its true, its true! Barney could give Rikishi a run for his money!....

ing question

All of them, specially Gillian on Taras Sevchenko

Originally posted by Spotnick Have we hit rock bottom yet with the polls?

YES!:p

Originally posted by Spotnick Have we hit rock bottom yet with the polls?

It doesn't get much worse than this.

Originally posted by Marco X > Originally posted by Spotnick> Have we hit rock bottom yet with the polls?

It doesn't get much worse than this.

It could. Next horrid, rock-bottom of poll questions: Which member of New Order might have potential to win American Idol (or Pop Idol - they're both the same thing).

Originally posted by Spotnick Have we hit rock bottom yet with the polls?

yow!

i would love to see Barney in a pink spandex outfit with a cape and a Mexican wrestling mask. his name could be "El Barnbastico!"

Originally posted by Spotnick Have we hit rock bottom yet with the polls?

zing!

Originally posted by Revolution, Purity, Love, Suicide, Accuracy Barney's lethal belly-flops are known and feared the world over!

I must admit that I'm a bit concerned by this poll. Should we now have a "community standards" header on the page ? There seems to have been a recent influx of absolutely stupid questions and polls that emanate from just one or two new members of the site, who haven't invested the time to find out what people have already been talking about, and who clearly have no idea of message board etiquette. I don't think I'm alone in smelling a rat.

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes I must admit that I'm a bit concerned by this poll. Should we now have a "community standards" header on the page ? There seems to have been a recent influx of absolutely stupid questions and polls that emanate from just one or two new members of the site, who haven't invested the time to find out what people have already been talking about, and who clearly have no idea of message board etiquette. I don't think I'm alone in smelling a rat.

I just thought it was Shugz!

All along i have NOT really liked these polls and indeed i have NOT made ONE ever.Get rid of all now and keep one side to PROPER NEW ORDER questions and comments and leave SHUGZV'S side for the inane and bizarre,silly and stupid comments where i can VISIT when NOTHING NEW is being posted on the PROPER SIDE.I can assure everyone here that NONE of these have come from me.I only post as ROCKET MICK so don't get the wrong idea ANYONE. Cheers Rocket Mick

Originally posted by Rocket Mick All along i have NOT really liked these polls and indeed i have NOT made ONE ever.Get rid of all now and keep one side to PROPER NEW ORDER questions and comments and leave SHUGZV'S side for the inane and bizarre,silly and stupid comments where i can VISIT when NOTHING NEW is being posted on the PROPER SIDE.I can assure everyone here that NONE of these have come from me.I only post as ROCKET MICK so don't get the wrong idea ANYONE.Cheers Rocket Mick

Don't worry Mick, you're not a suspect !

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> All along i have NOT really liked these polls and indeed i have NOT made ONE ever.Get rid of all now and keep one side to PROPER NEW ORDER questions and comments and leave SHUGZV'S side for the inane and bizarre,silly and stupid comments where i can VISIT when NOTHING NEW is being posted on the PROPER SIDE.I can assure everyone here that NONE of these have come from me.I only post as ROCKET MICK so don't get the wrong idea ANYONE.> Cheers Rocket Mick

Don't worry Mick, you're not a suspect !

Good cos i have been accused of enough in CHORLEY recently by the FUZZ.Seems once you get a bit of a reputation and all that....:D

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> All along i have NOT really liked these polls and indeed i have NOT made ONE ever.Get rid of all now and keep one side to PROPER NEW ORDER questions and comments and leave SHUGZV'S side for the inane and bizarre,silly and stupid comments where i can VISIT when NOTHING NEW is being posted on the PROPER SIDE.I can assure everyone here that NONE of these have come from me.I only post as ROCKET MICK so don't get the wrong idea ANYONE.> Cheers Rocket Mick

Don't worry Mick, you're not a suspect !

Good cos i have been accused of enough in CHORLEY recently by the FUZZ.Seems once you get a bit of a reputation and all that....:D

Thought the fuzz had all fallen out ? ;)

Originally posted by Rocket Mick All along i have NOT really liked these polls and indeed i have NOT made ONE ever.Get rid of all now and keep one side to PROPER NEW ORDER questions and comments and leave SHUGZV'S side for the inane and bizarre,silly and stupid comments where i can VISIT when NOTHING NEW is being posted on the PROPER SIDE.I can assure everyone here that NONE of these have come from me.I only post as ROCKET MICK so don't get the wrong idea ANYONE.Cheers Rocket Mick

Mick, if we cant have some fun & a laugh regarding our favourite band in the world, then whats the point in being alive?

Don`t take everything so seriously. This poll was meant to be something light-hearted & different, so get off your high horse!

Handbags!

Seeing as rasslin's fake anyway, any of them could be a star.

Title match between Hooky and Shatner, anyone? (now THAT'S a match I'd love to see!)

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Seeing as rasslin's fake anyway, any of them could be a star.Title match between Hooky and Shatner, anyone? (now THAT'S a match I'd love to see!)

You mean WILLIAM Shatner? Oh Gawd, some people are TOO easily pleased.

Its true that rasslin is pre-determined, but youre wrong by saying ANY of em could be a star. It takes true personality, determination & a willingness to consume loads of steroids to truly succeed in the grappling game, & I doubt any of N.O, except maybe Peter, have those traits

although this poll is quite old now, the question ranks up there in stupidity with my own polls, so i must justify its existence with an answer. that's my excuse.

Hook and Barney are easy choices for sheer girth, but Steve is kinda gangly so he's got good reach and he could use his trademark "chin pin." And as for Gillian, if she has to sit out for touring, she shouldn't belong in a rasslin' ring. But she could kick my ass any day. :D

This is an incredibly stupid poll, but it is funny (stupid funny )nonetheless, anyways if stupid polls are going to exist, they should be funny ; damn I voted wrongly, I wanted to vote for Gillian, but chose "none of them"

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol This is an incredibly stupid poll, but it is funny (stupid funny )nonetheless, anyways if stupid polls are going to exist, they should be funny ; damn I voted wrongly, I wanted to vote for Gillian, but chose "none of them"

Is 'stupid funny' the worst sort of funny? I say: No!

I gotta see the ' chin pin ' move, a face off with Kyle Machlaclan would do it

I`d love to see Gillian in a 'Bra & Panties' match with Victoria , & hear Jerry 'The King' Lawler cry out "PUPPIES!"

Then again, not that I consider myself any sort of expert on Ms. Gilberts Breasts, judging by her age, an announcement of "SPANIELS EARS!" might be more appropriate

Gillian, what else is she good for ?

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Gillian, what else is she good for ?

I could think of a few uses....such as table leg.

Actually, I miss Gillian a lot. It didn`t seem like NewOrder while I was watching '5 11' & seeing that daft Phil Cunningham bloke instead of her.

I hope she returns to the fold one day, but I doubt it`ll happen to be honest

Like we in Germany say: I wouldn't like to cross Hooky's path in the dark... So let him wrestle. He will be the "King of the Ring" soon.

I voted Hook, especially if he can use his bass as a prop. I can just hear the crowd going wild "Hit 'em with the bass Hooky!"

His patented move: the bass face. Smashing his opponents' faces to a bloody pulp with a round house delivery of the bass to the face. You couldn't fake this one Mr. McMahon.

Well... If Hooky can use his bass as a prop... Wouldn't cause Barney more damage to his opponents when he uses his teleprompter as a weapon? Otherwise if he does and misses, he is going to loose the match, because he can't read his next move on the prompter when he broke it.