World Cup Referees

Just taken an U7 team to a tournament today, the ref for our pitch was obviously pissed off that he hadn't been selected for the World Cup and officiated in shocking manner. I mean, giving hand signals to signify his decisions (these kids are 6 or 7) and applying the letter of the law - we were denied a goal (already 3-0 down after 2 minutes) because another ball was on the pitch at the same time and it was nowhere relevant!!!!

Anyway the fucker was wearing calf length socks pulled right up and probably ironed his skids. Just seeing him we knew what kind of day it was going to be.

I got a similar feeling on Saturday when seeing the slicked back hair of the Mexican ref for the England game and sure enough he reffed the game like a knob.

Questions.

1. Can you tell how someone will ref the game by his appearance?
2. Should we have no hopers from minor countries refereeing big games?
3. Will we be grateful for the standard of refereeing in England at the end of these games?
4. Which ref will be the most ridiculous/officious tosser?

James Thomas wrote: . Questions.

1. Can you tell how someone will ref the game by his appearance?
2. Should we have no hopers from minor countries refereeing big games?
3. Will we be grateful for the standard of refereeing in England at the end of these games?
4. Which ref will be the most ridiculous/officious tosser?

1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
4. Inevitably England will be robbed at some point by some person of questionable parentage in the dayglo yellow...

SHEDi xxx

What was this suggestion i heard earlier of having 2 refs introduced into the hallowed game?

"THE REFEREES ARE WANKERS/THE REFEREES ARE WANKERS!!"