football gossip -- blind item

PopBitch wrote:

Big Questions << This week's soccer stallion

Summer is a time for much football transfer
speculation. For one star, the transfer
talk and injury complications have been
something of a smokescreen. The player
fell out with his club when the manager
laughed out loud at the size of his tackle,
Disgruntled, the international was spurred on
to book a penis enlargement operation, but
told interested clubs he just had a bit of a
groin problem. When they found out the truth
most clubs pulled out, but luckily one club
saw the funny side and bought him.

WHO IS THIS ABOUT?!?!?!

I reckon its Cisse, tho breakin a leg might be a bit extreme to hide a cock op.

Or maybe its Woodgate?-Southgate was probably the only man who didnt laugh at Woodgates lack o'wood

Papa Bendi wrote: I reckon its Cisse, tho breakin a leg might be a bit extreme to hide a cock op.

Or maybe its Woodgate?-Southgate was probably the only man who didnt laugh at Woodgates lack o'wood

Cisse

lol that'd be class!

I just want to add that football+"Penis+enlargement" is not really a productive querie to run at work