Taken from the Sun...
PORTSMOUTH fans sing loudest and longest in the Premiership, a survey says.
Passionate Pompey supporters spend an average 58 minutes singing per match — at an ear-splitting 97 decibels.
Newcastle and Liverpool fans clock 96 decibels — the same as a pneumatic drill — but don’t sing for as long.
Nearest are Man United supporters — 55 minutes — who, with 34 different songs a match, are the most inventive.
Top of the league ... Portsmouth are loudest
Charlton fans were found to be quietest — 65 decibels.
They, along with Middlesbrough’s supporters, also sang fewest songs, with six, the survey discovered.
Champions Chelsea set the record for the most foul-mouthed chants, website fanchants.com’s research said.
Its founder, Michael Dennis, said: “We measured the noise generated with a decibel meter.
“It’s an exhaustive study that reflects the true passion of fans.”
The noise levels were recorded at the first five Premiership games of the season — Pompey were unbeaten — and the average was taken.
Michael, a fan of struggling Leeds, is now collating chants from all Championship clubs to establish a league table.
He added: “I’m dreading going to Elland Road. The way it’s been going this season I reckon opening a packet of crisps will make more noise than us.”
DOPEY Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwaruwari, 28, used his BMW’s sat nav to try to reach the club’s Fratton Park ground from London — and ended up in a builder’s yard FIVE MILES away. The £4.1million Zimbabwe star rang the club for directions.