BBC's Top 10 Chants!

What's that coming over the hill? It's Michael Chopra! It's Michael Chopra!" Cardiff City fans to their striker (to the tune of 'Monster' by The Automatic). There have been many imitations since then, but this is the original and best.

"He's fat, he's round, he's kicked us out our ground, Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams." Scotland fans at Parkhead after the game was moved because of a Robbie gig at Hampden.

"Ben-jani, who-ah-whoh whoh...he comes from Zimbabwe, he'll score eventually." Pompey fans to striker Benjani Mwerawari.

"If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club." West Ham fans to new owner, biscuit baron Eggert Magnusson, to the tune of the old Club biscuit TV advert.

"There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be s***e, but now he's all right, walkin' in a Heskey wonderland." Wigan fans to Emile Heskey (to the tune of Winter Wonderland - apparently Birmingham fans had a similar version).

"All bling and Burberry, high teenage pregnancy, no father on the scene, all robbing cash machines!" A chant that Sittingbourne fans sing to local rivals Chatham (to the tune of Verdi's La Donna e Mobile).

"Geordies at home, watching The Bill." Sung by Boro fans during the second leg of their Uefa Cup semi-final at the Riverside.

"Put Your hands up for Dirk Kuyt - he loves this city!" (To the tune and rhythm of 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit'). Liverpool fans to striker Dirk Kuyt.

"Mourinho are you listening, you'd better keep our trophy glistening, coz we'll be back in May to take it away, walking in a Fergie Wonderland!" Manchester United fans taunt Chelsea to the tune of Winter Wonderland.

"World Cup - and you ****** it up!" All four sides of the ground during Everton-Arsenal game, including away fans, chanting at Graham Poll, who showed three yellow cards to the same player in the World Cup.

You all live on a penal colony penal colony penal colony

To the tune of Yellow Submarine

English cricket fans to the Aussies during the recent test that England forgot to turn up for.

Cheers

I can't read and i can't write,but that don't realy matter,i come from Ipswich Town and i can drive a tractor:D

Give us a T ... T Give us an I .. I Give us a T ... T Give us an S .. S What do you do?

OLDHAM! OLDHAM! OLDHAM!

You know the tune!

Missy Jem wrote: "There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be s***e, but now he's all right, walkin' in a Heskey wonderland." Wigan fans to Emile Heskey (to the tune of Winter Wonderland - apparently Birmingham fans had a similar version).

"Put Your hands up for Dirk Kuyt - he loves this city!" (To the tune and rhythm of 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit'). Liverpool fans to striker Dirk Kuyt.

"World Cup - and you ****** it up!" All four sides of the ground during Everton-Arsenal game, including away fans, chanting at Graham Poll, who showed three yellow cards to the same player in the World Cup.

Class.

benjami,,he scores today he,ll score tonight ,,benjami..

sol cambell ,he came from arsenal ,we bought him for fuck all,,sol cambell.

shoot!!!!!!!!!to maty taylor and pedro.

whoese the russian in the black ??,,,to jose.

sit down and eat your sandwiches !! , to m.u.f.c. supporters.

sacked in the morning ,youl be sacked in the morning! to alan pardew..

we are staying up !.10 seconds after pedro nets against city.

"shall we sing a song for you "? to all away fans ..

happy xmas from fratton park..

79 order wrote: sacked in the morning ,youl be sacked in the morning! to alan pardew..

we are staying up !.10 seconds after pedro nets against city.

"shall we sing a song for you "? to all away fans .. happy xmas from fratton park..

D' ya catch these. Few of yesterday's 606, Robbo Robson's X- Mas Gifts.

To Zara Phillips. a Thesaurus it's like a dictionary, pet, not a Dinosaur. Look up 'amazing and you'll see how many other words mean the same thing. I know! Amazing! 2. To Brian Ashton. England Rugby Union coach. I give you Tom Varndell of Leicester and some words of Comfort from Jermain Defoe- That's right, a wing and a Prayer.

3. To Stephen Harmison + Sajid Mahmood. a Barn door. Imagine your excitement when you finally manage to hit it.

City fans to David James after his transfer from City to Portsmouth coz his missus lives down Pompey way (to the Tom Hark tune)

David James is under the thumb.. David James is under the thumb..

City fans to Utd at the derby:

You're the pride of Singapore. You're the pride of Singapore.

To Jose Murinho:

That coat's from Matalan.....

saturday at fratton, " were all going on a european tour a european tour."

to yellow submarine.

graham poll got his world cup song!!!. this may be the years top ref song!.

there was another ,,but its just to rude., so one from last year.. to liverpool fans,,

"we forgot that you were here" .

oh yea ,, wigan fans to harry kewell (liverpool) cannon and ball are shagging your wife ,cannon and ball are shagging your wife"( his mrs was in the jungle celeb thing at the time )

Here follows a cheerful little ditty that the Coventry fans sang yesterday, as their team slumped to a home defeat at the hands of ITFC.

5-0 to the strangler (repeated again and again)......Not very festive,but topical.

""your wet and you know you are ""

fratton boys to roofless spurs boys during downpour on monday...

me i like stars on sunday ,,harry redknap.

englands. englands no 2 englands no 2. pompey boys to paul robinson,,took it in good heart and waved >.

1. 2. 3 4.!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. 6.!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. 8.!!!!! 9.!! 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pompey boys helping the ref count the yards for a free kick......... !!!!!!!!!!!!

dunfermline(i think) fans the week after rangers keeper andy goram claimed to be schizophrenic

"there's only two andy goram's"

Hearts fans to Celtic Fans (for non Scottish NOOLers Celtic fans also sing "You'll Never walk Alone").

"Sign on/ sign on/ cause you'll never work again."

City fans at Kettering the other week.....

" my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than this it's got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this"

(Shed Army anthem penned by my good self on the way to an FA Trophy game at Bromley in the early 90s, subsequently adopted by a number of sides)

Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

(Ricky Hatton excluded)

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Steve One wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Taggart saying in todays Daily Manc that scousers are coming up to him and saying that they want Man Yoo to win the title. Fuck off fergie you clown. Not where i live. Sad thing is - We WILL beat Chelsea tomorrow, and do Utd a favour.

J.A.K wrote:

Steve One wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Taggart saying in todays Daily Manc that scousers are coming up to him and saying that they want Man Yoo to win the title. Fuck off fergie you clown. Not where i live. Sad thing is - We WILL beat Chelsea tomorrow, and do Utd a favour.

With you on that,NO fuckin chance of you lot getting behind us,except in the league. Draw tomorrow i reckon though.

Spurs fans to Southend fans yesterday

You all live in a little caravan a little caravan a little caravan...Pikeys!

Southend fans to spurs fans in return

Go back to your little council flat your little council flat your little council flat...Pikeys!

englands no 1!! m.u.f.c to to rio as he went in goal for man .u v spurs.

i put my head agaist the wall ..

irelands no 1!! m.u.f.c to spurs as rio bottles being a goalie for 5 mins (4.0 up!) so john o! shea gives the green a go..

this state of grace is consuming me.

are you watching robinson?!!. m.u.f.c.

to er ,,englands no 1 who has just let 4 in v. man .u. who finished the game with um , john o,shea in goal..

who for once cleared the ball soon as.

oh and 10 men.

whatever you say to me.....

versus Southampton 1986

whire heart lane.

mark wright for saints broke his leg before the world cup.

jimmy case played for saints

W're on th emarch with kenny's army, we're all gointo Wmeberley. and we'll realllysha ke thek up, when we win the fa cup coz Liverpools got t# repeated.

dead loud..amazing noise.

still theloudest. forca reds.

A great day in history. 1st April 2001. Rovers are leading Bumley 5-0 and as the police stop the Dingles from leaving the Darwen End the chant "5-0 and you can't go home, 5-0 and you can't go home" reverberates around the ground. Marrrvelous!!!

"Small town in Europe, We're just a small town in Europe"

Hes dead,hes gone he died in 81 shankerley,shankerley..... Man u fans to lfc fans... + hes only a poor little scouser his face is all tattered and torn... soz j.a.k only ones i can remember,however a did spend quite a bit of mi yoof at anfield!

"There's only one Harry Redknapp!" Man City fans to Southampton fans in response to chants of "Glory, glory, Man Utd!

"1.0 and youve lost the league" pompey to the aways sheds.

"your not special any more"pompey to moriniou 5 mins before the goal goes in.. dam!

this is the world.

3 of us ,theres only 3 of us!

3 geordie boot boys stagger from the pub to fratton yesterday.

procession moves on.

whats it like to see the sun?

pompey to newcastle fans as we bathed in glorious sunshine .

portsmouth f.c. the premier ship.

my time is so wastefully spent.

Gary Neville is a fag, is a fag, is a fag, Gary Neville is a fag He shags Beckham

alan balls blue and white army. alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army. alan balls blue and white army..

the fratton end knocked this out for 90 minutes yesterday.

79 order wrote: alan balls blue and white army. alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army, alan balls blue and white army. alan balls blue and white army..

the fratton end knocked this out for 90 minutes yesterday.

Pompey fans know how to create an atmosphere

recycle wrote: Pompey fans know how to create an atmosphere

Fuck me, thats an understatement if ever i heard one.

best song was - whatever that fat,drunk and mental mad bolton fan was chanting to me across the railway line when i was the only person on the other side of line at rebock stadium platform after i missed the coach home and had to catch train to preston.it was fa cup game about 6 years ago and the song at some point mentioned killing blackburn fans

Southampton fans to Southend fans.."Going down going down going down etc etc"............

Approx 3000 Southend fans all stand up and join in with them "Going down going down gowing down"..

Many a Saints fan looked bemused....

We also sang the great Escape(although relegated) for 20 mins non stop why Southampton scored their 3rd and then 4th.

Many a saints fan looked bemused..

not a chant a banner,

m.u.f.c at chelsea,

were here to stay. to pick up our trophy.

quality.

who is this man

oh , graham poll is a fucking arsehole, a fucking arsehole,

oh, graham poll is a fucking arsehole , a fucking areshole.

pompey fans to retireing ref mr.poll after he had allowed then disallowed a "goal" against arsenal that would have taken us into europe and trips away,, and more beer and debt , and beer to drown the sorrows,

oh graham poll is a fucking arsehole

portsmouth f..c. the premier ship.

arsenal fans away day fancy dress.

whats it like to score at home?

reading fans to pompey yesterday,,,,,

novelty

Forrrrk Off Chelsea FC. you aint got no history. 5 European cups and 18 Leagues. That's what we call history.

Repeat.

who the fuckin ell are you!!!

Kop to our ex-injury-prone keeper tonight - Chris Kirkland.

Had to laugh at Phil Nevilles comments the other week. Responding to Sol Campbells whinge he added that chants had go so much worse over the last couple of years, they were now abusive and included comments about family. You can tell he's spent no time actually on the terraces (or seats).

Since you mention Liverpool. Wouldn't do it at Elland Road these days but since he's off the treatment bench for a couple of weeks....

Harry Kewell goes nicely to Daddy Cool by Boney M.

your going down with the scummers,,, pompey to reading yesterday,, and the response,

your going down on a sailor!:\ohwell:

who is this man

King John Honest John wrote: who the fuckin ell are you!!!

Kop to our ex-injury-prone keeper tonight - Chris Kirkland.

Think he answered that one, a fine double save.

king john,wrote" who the fucking hell are you ?,to chris kirkland"

last larf, kirkland had the last larf

portsmouth f. c. the premier ship.

79 order wrote: your going down with the scummers,,, pompey to reading yesterday,, and the response,

your going down on a sailor!:\ohwell:

who is this man

King John Honest John wrote:

(Ricky Hatton excluded)

The only one

2.1 to the dustbin man

havant and waterloovilee to the kop today

hese here ,hese there hese shaging everywhere ashley cole,

fratton park today

benjami !. he came from pompey, to win the derby,

benjami.

Fergie was right, Your fans are all shite, the worst fans we've all, seen in our life! and

Time for your sandwiches (five minutes before half time)

and

We can see you sneaking out (ten minutes before the end)

but best of all...

There's only one Frank Swift

Which made the Utd fans erupt into fitting applause.

Total class from start to finsh. Not one 'hate' chant either: I'm sure the staunchest Red wouldn't begrudge the piss-taking ones.

Best atmosphere at any game I've seen. A credit to Manchester.

...and this from a ManC messageboard...

That along with "Fergie was right, your fans are shite" was a classic. And also...at the end after they'd kept us back the woman on the tannoy said "Ok Manchester City fans you're free to go now. We would just like to thank you for your respect today, your behaviour was impeccable and you were a credit to your club and supporterts"....which set off a chant of "We are impeccable, we are impeccable" repeat forever.

I missed this, I was in the Exec suite having another couple of prawns

if carson can play for england so can i !

fratton end to scott carson after his 2 almighty cock ups on saturday,, in front of mr cappelo no less.

so poor was scot in the first half his goal keeping coach(sic) bought him out before the second half for some extra training,,, in front of the fratton end

A player can't choose which position he wants to play in. This is not a musical request show. Bayern Munich coach Ottmar Hitzfeld after Martin Demichelis refused to play in midfield.

Rafa Benitez is taking pity on Newcastle. He's bringing on Dirk Kuyt. Matt Le Tissier commentating on Liverpool v Newcastle.

If you've tuned into five for 'Showgirls', we've swapped strippers for strikers. Introduction to extra-time on Five for PSV v Tottenham.

If you can't get into college. !Be a Ref. U. of Michigan students respond to poor officiating.

It's just Like watching BraziL.

Bottom of the table, five consecutive defeats and 0-1 down. Colchester fans try to remain positive against Cardiff.

Neville Neville your face is a mess! (Sung to ugly fucker Phil Neville to the tune of Rebel Rebel David Bowie)

Your Mums your Dad, Your Dads your Mum, Youre interbred you Burnley scum! (Rovers)

Hammers fans singing 'we're gonna lose 4-0' at the Spurs game recently...

Snorri xxx

Scousers: Fergie was right, your fans are shite.

K Stand: The Sun was right, your MURDERERS.

MURDERERS...MURDERERS... ad infinitum.

p.s.p.

you obviously didnt see the 'aeroplanes' in your armchair.

So not that much of a friendly atmosphere at OT today?

Strange dat

Friendly? vs the vermin?

wake up Col.

alan green was complaining on 5 live today that there was a sign on east lancs road for liverpool fans to see. it read '90 was not enough ' some bored numpty that never goes to see man u probally put that up,so bit unfair of him to blame the man fans really .

banshee wrote: alan green was complaining on 5 live today that there was a sign on east lancs road for liverpool fans to see. it read '90 was not enough ' some bored numpty that never goes to see man u probally put that up,so bit unfair of him to blame the man fans really .

Obvioulsy a numpty... its 6 too short!

Barney Army wrote:

banshee wrote: alan green was complaining on 5 live today that there was a sign on east lancs road for liverpool fans to see. it read '90 was not enough ' some bored numpty that never goes to see man u probally put that up,so bit unfair of him to blame the man fans really .

Obvioulsy a numpty... its 6 too short!

ermm,be careful mate

Howie 5 O wrote: Neville Neville your face is a mess! (Sung to ugly fucker Phil Neville to the tune of Rebel Rebel David Bowie)

Your Mums your Dad, Your Dads your Mum, Youre interbred you Burnley scum! (Rovers)

fuck off,go and wreck your town,to burnley fans who riot at home

"5-0 and you can't go home, 5-0 and you can't go home....."

April 1st 2001 - Ewood sang to 6000 hardened Dingle in-breds as the police refused to let them leave the Darwen End............maaaaaaarvalous.......

barney army wrote" didt see airplanes in your armchair"

dont have armchairs in the fratton end m8.

"fuck off back to guildford,"

"fuck off back to guildford"

Lets all laugh at Shearer,lets all laugh at Shearer.

cheer up alan shearer , oh what can it be , to be a sad scummer bastard, in a shite football team...

the sunderland fans were very appreciative of this cheer up last night,,, cheered up even more when pompey gifted em a goal and then,,, 1.o and you fucked it up

whats that coming over the hill, is it the taxman

that old chestnut revived the other night by Stevenage fans to Pompey.

Blue army..

Pay up Pompey, Pompey Pay Up

Went to the Peterborough game yesterday and just cannot repeat the song sang to the tune of Tom hawk,, however..

Super Pompey staying up , Arrys going down, Arry,s going down

In the morning the papers said..

Oh yea,

how shit must you be were winning away, were winning away, were winning away , HOW SHIT must you be were winning away.

in the morning the papers said.

Get out of our club,Get out of our club you thieving bastards, get out of our club.. Fratton end last night for over an hour after the final whistle....and .. son of 79 was on the front page of Todays Portsmouth news under the banner we wont go quietly, bout right for him

In the morning the papers said.

danny kirwan's chant is the only one that matters . from bare trees, fleetwood mac ,1972.

keepitcoming wrote: danny kirwan's chant is the only one that matters . from bare trees, fleetwood mac ,1972.

errmmm... yes.

its 2012.

i miss him, he's been homeless since 1980, miss the other avatar too, very modern, very something else.

-10 who gives a fuck, were super Pompey and were staying up.

In the morning the papers said.