BBC's Top 10 Chants!

What's that coming over the hill? It's Michael Chopra! It's Michael Chopra!" Cardiff City fans to their striker (to the tune of 'Monster' by The Automatic). There have been many imitations since then, but this is the original and best.

"He's fat, he's round, he's kicked us out our ground, Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams." Scotland fans at Parkhead after the game was moved because of a Robbie gig at Hampden.

"Ben-jani, who-ah-whoh whoh...he comes from Zimbabwe, he'll score eventually." Pompey fans to striker Benjani Mwerawari.

"If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club." West Ham fans to new owner, biscuit baron Eggert Magnusson, to the tune of the old Club biscuit TV advert.

"There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be s***e, but now he's all right, walkin' in a Heskey wonderland." Wigan fans to Emile Heskey (to the tune of Winter Wonderland - apparently Birmingham fans had a similar version).

"All bling and Burberry, high teenage pregnancy, no father on the scene, all robbing cash machines!" A chant that Sittingbourne fans sing to local rivals Chatham (to the tune of Verdi's La Donna e Mobile).

"Geordies at home, watching The Bill." Sung by Boro fans during the second leg of their Uefa Cup semi-final at the Riverside.

"Put Your hands up for Dirk Kuyt - he loves this city!" (To the tune and rhythm of 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit'). Liverpool fans to striker Dirk Kuyt.

"Mourinho are you listening, you'd better keep our trophy glistening, coz we'll be back in May to take it away, walking in a Fergie Wonderland!" Manchester United fans taunt Chelsea to the tune of Winter Wonderland.

"World Cup - and you ****** it up!" All four sides of the ground during Everton-Arsenal game, including away fans, chanting at Graham Poll, who showed three yellow cards to the same player in the World Cup.

You all live on a penal colony penal colony penal colony

To the tune of Yellow Submarine

English cricket fans to the Aussies during the recent test that England forgot to turn up for.

Cheers

I can't read and i can't write,but that don't realy matter,i come from Ipswich Town and i can drive a tractor:D

Give us a T ... T Give us an I .. I Give us a T ... T Give us an S .. S What do you do?

OLDHAM! OLDHAM! OLDHAM!

You know the tune!

Missy Jem wrote: "There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be s***e, but now he's all right, walkin' in a Heskey wonderland." Wigan fans to Emile Heskey (to the tune of Winter Wonderland - apparently Birmingham fans had a similar version).

"Put Your hands up for Dirk Kuyt - he loves this city!" (To the tune and rhythm of 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit'). Liverpool fans to striker Dirk Kuyt.

"World Cup - and you ****** it up!" All four sides of the ground during Everton-Arsenal game, including away fans, chanting at Graham Poll, who showed three yellow cards to the same player in the World Cup.

Class.

benjami,,he scores today he,ll score tonight ,,benjami..

sol cambell ,he came from arsenal ,we bought him for fuck all,,sol cambell.

shoot!!!!!!!!!to maty taylor and pedro.

whoese the russian in the black ??,,,to jose.

sit down and eat your sandwiches !! , to m.u.f.c. supporters.

sacked in the morning ,youl be sacked in the morning! to alan pardew..

we are staying up !.10 seconds after pedro nets against city.

"shall we sing a song for you "? to all away fans ..

happy xmas from fratton park..

79 order wrote: sacked in the morning ,youl be sacked in the morning! to alan pardew..

we are staying up !.10 seconds after pedro nets against city.

"shall we sing a song for you "? to all away fans .. happy xmas from fratton park..

D' ya catch these. Few of yesterday's 606, Robbo Robson's X- Mas Gifts.

To Zara Phillips. a Thesaurus it's like a dictionary, pet, not a Dinosaur. Look up 'amazing and you'll see how many other words mean the same thing. I know! Amazing! 2. To Brian Ashton. England Rugby Union coach. I give you Tom Varndell of Leicester and some words of Comfort from Jermain Defoe- That's right, a wing and a Prayer.

3. To Stephen Harmison + Sajid Mahmood. a Barn door. Imagine your excitement when you finally manage to hit it.

City fans to David James after his transfer from City to Portsmouth coz his missus lives down Pompey way (to the Tom Hark tune)

David James is under the thumb.. David James is under the thumb..

City fans to Utd at the derby:

You're the pride of Singapore. You're the pride of Singapore.

To Jose Murinho:

That coat's from Matalan.....

saturday at fratton, " were all going on a european tour a european tour."

to yellow submarine.

graham poll got his world cup song!!!. this may be the years top ref song!.

there was another ,,but its just to rude., so one from last year.. to liverpool fans,,

"we forgot that you were here" .

oh yea ,, wigan fans to harry kewell (liverpool) cannon and ball are shagging your wife ,cannon and ball are shagging your wife"( his mrs was in the jungle celeb thing at the time )

Here follows a cheerful little ditty that the Coventry fans sang yesterday, as their team slumped to a home defeat at the hands of ITFC.

5-0 to the strangler (repeated again and again)......Not very festive,but topical.

""your wet and you know you are ""

fratton boys to roofless spurs boys during downpour on monday...

me i like stars on sunday ,,harry redknap.

englands. englands no 2 englands no 2. pompey boys to paul robinson,,took it in good heart and waved >.

1. 2. 3 4.!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. 6.!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. 8.!!!!! 9.!! 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pompey boys helping the ref count the yards for a free kick......... !!!!!!!!!!!!

dunfermline(i think) fans the week after rangers keeper andy goram claimed to be schizophrenic

"there's only two andy goram's"

Hearts fans to Celtic Fans (for non Scottish NOOLers Celtic fans also sing "You'll Never walk Alone").

"Sign on/ sign on/ cause you'll never work again."

City fans at Kettering the other week.....

" my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than this it's got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this"

(Shed Army anthem penned by my good self on the way to an FA Trophy game at Bromley in the early 90s, subsequently adopted by a number of sides)

Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

(Ricky Hatton excluded)

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Steve One wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Taggart saying in todays Daily Manc that scousers are coming up to him and saying that they want Man Yoo to win the title. Fuck off fergie you clown. Not where i live. Sad thing is - We WILL beat Chelsea tomorrow, and do Utd a favour.

J.A.K wrote:

Steve One wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Kop classic

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester Is full of shit Is full of shit.

Oh Manchesterrrr is full of shit. Its full of shit, shit and more shit. Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Oi gobshite,button it!

Taggart saying in todays Daily Manc that scousers are coming up to him and saying that they want Man Yoo to win the title. Fuck off fergie you clown. Not where i live. Sad thing is - We WILL beat Chelsea tomorrow, and do Utd a favour.

With you on that,NO fuckin chance of you lot getting behind us,except in the league. Draw tomorrow i reckon though.

Spurs fans to Southend fans yesterday

You all live in a little caravan a little caravan a little caravan...Pikeys!

Southend fans to spurs fans in return

Go back to your little council flat your little council flat your little council flat...Pikeys!

englands no 1!! m.u.f.c to to rio as he went in goal for man .u v spurs.

i put my head agaist the wall ..

irelands no 1!! m.u.f.c to spurs as rio bottles being a goalie for 5 mins (4.0 up!) so john o! shea gives the green a go..

this state of grace is consuming me.

are you watching robinson?!!. m.u.f.c.

to er ,,englands no 1 who has just let 4 in v. man .u. who finished the game with um , john o,shea in goal..

who for once cleared the ball soon as.

oh and 10 men.

whatever you say to me.....

versus Southampton 1986

whire heart lane.

mark wright for saints broke his leg before the world cup.

jimmy case played for saints

W're on th emarch with kenny's army, we're all gointo Wmeberley. and we'll realllysha ke thek up, when we win the fa cup coz Liverpools got t# repeated.

dead loud..amazing noise.

still theloudest. forca reds.

A great day in history. 1st April 2001. Rovers are leading Bumley 5-0 and as the police stop the Dingles from leaving the Darwen End the chant "5-0 and you can't go home, 5-0 and you can't go home" reverberates around the ground. Marrrvelous!!!

"Small town in Europe, We're just a small town in Europe"

Hes dead,hes gone he died in 81 shankerley,shankerley..... Man u fans to lfc fans... + hes only a poor little scouser his face is all tattered and torn... soz j.a.k only ones i can remember,however a did spend quite a bit of mi yoof at anfield!

"There's only one Harry Redknapp!" Man City fans to Southampton fans in response to chants of "Glory, glory, Man Utd!

"1.0 and youve lost the league" pompey to the aways sheds.

"your not special any more"pompey to moriniou 5 mins before the goal goes in.. dam!

this is the world.

3 of us ,theres only 3 of us!

3 geordie boot boys stagger from the pub to fratton yesterday.

procession moves on.

whats it like to see the sun?

pompey to newcastle fans as we bathed in glorious sunshine .

portsmouth f.c. the premier ship.

my time is so wastefully spent.

Gary Neville is a fag, is a fag, is a fag, Gary Neville is a fag He shags Beckham