because baseball is so much more action packed???
In the immortal words of JohnnyMac...
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...
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Reasons why I hate SOCCER...
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: because baseball is so much more action packed???
In the immortal words of JohnnyMac...
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...
Yeah. Especially when Ichiro plays: observe the man, the legend.
Laser Beam from First to Third
Jon Murphy wrote: Thank God we have the ignorance police to stop people from having a laugh.....
who's laughing?
Its not so much about football but the whole "i hate everything french" attitude
Reason #7....Soccer noise/singing/cheering.
The following is a quote..."Soccer cheering has no point. Football fans successfully cause opposing teams' offenses to call timeouts, use up the play clock, screw up audibles or cause procedure penalties.... Soccer? They sing songs - which all sound the same - regardless of outcome. It doesn't celebrate performance. It doesn't serve to intimidate. It has no purpose."
Jon Murphy wrote: Reason # 3.....I've never seen Manchester City win a game whenever cable shows them play. I route for them, I don't know why, maybe because there not United...and they never seem to win.
hahah you need to get satellite mate
we do better on setanta than on fox soccer
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: because baseball is so much more action packed???
In the immortal words of JohnnyMac...
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...
baseball makes me want to kill myself--i went to the redsox /phillies spring training game friday night (was drugged to more like) I left after 3 hours and only getting to the 7th inning stretch
hate hate hate
best part is the drinking that and sport fans in philadelphia heckle everyone
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: because baseball is so much more action packed???
In the immortal words of JohnnyMac...
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...
Yeah. Especially when Ichiro plays: observe the man, the legend.
Do you sit alone in your dorm room conjuring up ways to see just how ignorant you can make yourself seem, or does all this shit you spout just come naturally?
Reason #8......Soccer players are walking advertisements.
(Sidenote....this reason also applies to Nascar)
Reason #9......it is called the "Beautiful?!" game....
First off, if I ever said to my friends, "hey, letz go play the beautiful game, la la la la..." I probably would've been ridiculed throughout my childhood.
Second, what is so beautiful about soccer hooligans beating up old ladies, rioting, people setting themselves on fire because their team lost, players getting murdered over a bad game by their own people, or dictatorial gov'ts threatening the penalty of death to it's national team players if they suck.
Third, obviously whoever came up with this term never saw a bunch of ugly soccer players wearing tiny shorts, socks up to their knees and the God Awful soccer player haircuts.
(see reason #6)
Reason #10......... 0-0..??
Why are there so many games that end in tie scores, especially zero/zero? Because this game sucks, that's why. There is no entertainment value here whatsoever, especially when so many games end zero/zero. 90+ minutes of watching clowns pass the ball around with their feet, no one scores, and then you go home. How exciting.
One reason for hating 'soccer', and one reason alone:
It's played by Americans.
Thankfully, the rest of the world play football. 
That is all.
To the person who created this thread:
If you dislike the sport, then why are you even on this message board in particular?
leather_girl wrote:
If you dislike the sport, then why are you even on this message board in particular?
I think I can answer this. To get a reaction like yours. 
I know how much everyone likes soccer around here, so I tried something different for a change...
Reason #11....Brazilian Soccer players with only one name.
Pele? Ronaldo? Romario?? Lord knows who else is on the list...Are they so good that they don't deserve being called by their full name? Maybe it's because soccer is not a real sport that they don't have to be called by their real, FULL names...
"Everything and everything is possible in soccer. And tommorow, we will reach only one kind of conclusion....A TIE SCORE and that soccer sucks." Jon Murphy
Jon Murphy wrote: Reason #11....Brazilian Soccer players with only one name.
Pele? Ronaldo? Romario?? Lord knows who else is on the list...Are they so good that they don't deserve being called by their full name? Maybe it's because soccer is not a real sport that they don't have to be called by their real, FULL names...
you missed the best 1-name footballer name ever
FRED
El Jarvo wrote: One reason for hating 'soccer', and one reason alone:
It's played by Americans.
Thankfully, the rest of the world play football.
That is all.
and Australians
Lord knows when I figure out how to post stupid soccer player haircuts, or worse, I will.
I like that French soccer player too! Not only did he headbut somebody, but he cost France the world cup....he's alright in my book! Thanx for the clip!!
I'm sure that worhtless ref is also a stupid U2 fan with posters of Bono in his locker....
Jon Murphy wrote: Lord knows when I figure out how to post stupid soccer player haircuts, or worse, I will.
I like that French soccer player too! Not only did he headbut somebody, but he cost France the world cup....he's alright in my book! Thanx for the clip!!
I'm sure that worhtless ref is also a stupid U2 fan with posters of Bono in his locker....
like its not hard to post pics.. its called photobucket..
yeah..the ref is italian..there are alot of italian u2 fans.. maybe so..
and welcome..wont you miss me when im gone? noone to poke fun at for liking u2? and someone that comes back just as strong in replies..
City til I Cry and Cry and Cry wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: One reason for hating 'soccer', and one reason alone:
It's played by Americans.
Thankfully, the rest of the world play football.
That is all.
and Australians
I believe the Aussies play wog-ball
yeah, your a rarity, Tanner....not only can you take a joke, but you're one of only seven U2 fans on the planet...I appreciate it.!
Whats a Photobucket??
Reason #12....the correct word for "0" is ZERO, not "Nil". More proof that soccer players and fans are weird.
El Jarvo wrote:
City til I Cry and Cry and Cry wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: One reason for hating 'soccer', and one reason alone:
It's played by Americans.
Thankfully, the rest of the world play football.
That is all.
and Australians
I believe the Aussies play wog-ball
Soccer has officially been changed to football here. About time too.
Jon Murphy wrote: yeah, your a rarity, Tanner....not only can you take a joke, but you're one of only seven U2 fans on the planet...I appreciate it.!
Whats a Photobucket??
haha thanks! and www.photobucket.com sign up..you load pics on it and you can paste them on the boards..
