Reasons why I hate SOCCER...
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gracias..even tho ive been going to that college for 2 years through my high school lmao.. i go full time college not high school shit..its better..so i'll have my associates degree this summer..then off to mortuary..muahahaha 
and im off topic..but fuck it cause im soon to be banned..
Reason #13...Soccer counts the time up.
Not only is soccer extremely boring, it is extremely stupid... Soccer games don't count the time that remains, but the time that has already gone by!? Why do they keep time when soccer doesn't refer to time anyway?? Why is all the focus on the past? The score already reflects all the relevant info about the game. In a game where the final score is a tie, this info wouldn't matter anyway,.
Reason #14....Soccer highlights focus on what almost happens.
["When ESPN has the poor sense to show soccer highlights, they show missed shots, missed passes, etc. Any real sport shows things that actually contribute to the result. Soccer participants do not care about the result."]...because in the end, the score will be tied....
Reason #15.....Penalty kicks to decide the winner after playing overtime and the game is STILL tied!...
This has no relevance to the rest of the game, yet it is used to determine the winner. It is especially dumb in the World Cup championship game...it's like the previous 100+ minutes didn't even matter. This is just as thoughtless as if Baseball replaced extra innings in with batting practice.
Jon Murphy wrote: Reason #15.....Penalty kicks to decide the winner after playing overtime and the game is STILL tied!...
This has no relevance to the rest of the game, yet it is used to determine the winner. It is especially dumb in the World Cup championship game...it's like the previous 100+ minutes didn't even matter.
HEY! There are some supporters of a particular club here who wouldn't have one two of their trophies in the past two years if it weren't for this!
i dont kind of understand the footie programme over here called Match of the day,they only show highlights of the top four teams.
ABDAB wrote: i dont kind of understand the footie programme over here called Match of the day,they only show highlights of the top four teams.
MOTD2
Reason #16...Soccer is perverted. Don't believe me? Well...
...and that was before the game.
...practicing their headers
...see the kickers eyes..this was not unintentional
...neither was this
...there might be kids watching, but they don't mind
...the evidence speaks for itself. These guys are nowhere near the play. Disgraceful.
Reason #17.... manchester united. They suck. Then again, all soccer teams suck. nod: (see reason 16)
Reason #18....Soccer is not objective.
"There is no play clock. The game doesn't end after the clock has run down. This adds bias, subjectivism and appeals to lower intellects, and it destroys the drama from last second victories. Contrast such clumsy timekeeping (shame on the Swiss, who should know better) and the lack of any discernable strategy with the strategic precision of the two-minute drill in football."
Super Ally wrote: This thread! :rip:
My hatred for soccer never dies. I'm doing the people of NOOL a service by educating them about the evils of the "beautiful game".
Jon Murphy wrote: the two-minute drill in football."
are you referring to the final two minutes of either half of an American Football Game...which is really a misnomer, as these "four" minutes seem to account for almost an hour of each game...
thanx dude....someone finally gets it...yes, I'm reffering to the final two minutes of gameclock time in football, that with the timeouts and all is closer to 10 to 15 minutes.
However, wathching two minutes of Soccer at any point in the game is so boring that it seems that 10 minutes go by...
so why is it that yanks play team sports that the rest of the world don't play?, scared or something?, you have the "world series", hmmmm, lets see now , how many countries take part????. meanwhile, the rest of the planet take part in the world cup.
just a side note, "soccer" is a term invented by the english for asSOC(cer)iation footbal.
Jon Murphy wrote:
Super Ally wrote: This thread! :rip:
You have a lot of work to do then pal, as you are in a minority smaller than the "Steve McClaren is God" club. Not that that will mean anything to you at all.
