McLaren is such a cnut

What an utter utter wanker

Malcom or Tuffty?

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

Gazfella wrote:

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

its all too late i fear.anyway i'll be watching isreal v russia on sky next saturday afternoon a shouting for isreal.with one of them big black hats on while munching bagels and wearing a false beard.

which Mclaren is it that's gonna be on a I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Steve or Malcolm? Prob be Steve then , he'll be out of work soon and desperate to worm his way back in

Thankfully (possibly) I've just realised that I have a ticket to see New Model Army the night of the Croatia game...

Snorri xxx

New Model Army stil goin? blimey

Fcuk off, or I'll kick yous with me clogs...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Thankfully (possibly) I've just realised that I have a ticket to see New Model Army the night of the Croatia game...

Snorri xxx

I have to work just one shift in that week and I'm offering to do the Wednesday 2pm - 11pm.

Hopefully Russia will have thumped Israel on the Saturday anyway.

John Sludden wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

Gazfella wrote:

John Sludden wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

LeggyD wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

John Sludden wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

El Jarvo wrote:

LeggyD wrote: What an utter utter wanker

He's got red hair and called 'Mc'.

Anyone else think he might be an interloper from over the border?!

Shame he has less chance of a summer in Austria and Switzerland than most other ginger Mc's...

Snorri xxx

the only taste of Austria he'll get is a cold and probably wet November Friday night in Vienna

El Jarvo wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Shame he has less chance of a summer in Austria and Switzerland than most other ginger Mc's...

Nonsense. I have every faith in those lovely Italians!

Forza Italia!

Gazfella wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Shame he has less chance of a summer in Austria and Switzerland than most other ginger Mc's...

Nonsense. I have every faith in those lovely Italians!

Forza Italia!

Super Ally wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Shame he has less chance of a summer in Austria and Switzerland than most other ginger Mc's...

Nonsense. I have every faith in those lovely Italians!

Forza Italia!

We've know he's a cunt for months.

I dont know why they've dragged it out this long, its a dead cert he'll get the boot if Russia win. But, hey if we manage to get through we'll leave him in charge to ruin our Euro 2008 chances as well.

Steve One wrote: We've know he's a cunt for months.

I dont know why they've dragged it out this long, its a dead cert he'll get the boot if Russia win. But, hey if we manage to get through we'll leave him in charge to ruin our Euro 2008 chances as well.

make me sick when you hear Gerrard backing him and saying we shouldn't change managers all the time. Fuck off Stevie. Tell the truth you tit. You hate the bewt. admit it. They should all be made to watch the Russia game in a big room, with fans and press. So we can see them squirm.

for England not to qualify from that group is a disgrace. Stevie missing that Stevie Nicol style sitter against Russia was shocking.

I honestly hope Russia win comfortably now, so we can go into the Croatia with the crowd steaming and giving Mclaren loads. Surely he will resign then. Barwick should go too.

and i hope the Jocks win too.

King John Honest John wrote: make me sick when you hear Gerrard backing him and saying we shouldn't change managers all the time. Fuck off Stevie. Tell the truth you tit. You hate the bewt. admit it. They should all be made to watch the Russia game in a big room, with fans and press. So we can see them squirm.

for England not to qualify from that group is a disgrace. Stevie missing that Stevie Nicol style sitter against Russia was shocking.

I honestly hope Russia win comfortably now, so we can go into the Croatia with the crowd steaming and giving Mclaren loads. Surely he will resign then. Barwick should go too.

I love this thread

17 is an unlucky number in Italy. True that. when's the Hampden game? the 17th. I'll defo be watching. Control Pirlo, and win.

http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/european/article3160593.ece

Pirlo is class J,no doubt about it,

im more worried about the big Bayern player up front, (Luca Toni?) he done us in Italy,got a feeling it'll be him again

Gazfella wrote: Pirlo is class J,no doubt about it,

im more worried about the big Bayern player up front, (Luca Toni?) he done us in Italy,got a feeling it'll be him again

I don't think Toni will start. from what i've heard.

King John Honest John wrote:

Gazfella wrote: Pirlo is class J,no doubt about it,

im more worried about the big Bayern player up front, (Luca Toni?) he done us in Italy,got a feeling it'll be him again

I don't think Toni will start. from what i've heard.

Good pals with Donadoni are ye ?

I hope he doesnt travel

Gazfella wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Gazfella wrote: Pirlo is class J,no doubt about it,

im more worried about the big Bayern player up front, (Luca Toni?) he done us in Italy,got a feeling it'll be him again

I don't think Toni will start. from what i've heard.

Good pals with Donadoni are ye ?

I hope he doesnt travel

alteration. HE IS playing.

anyone need a laugh. England are playing at 8 o'clock tonight.

King John Honest John wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

King John Honest John wrote:

Gazfella wrote: Pirlo is class J,no doubt about it,

im more worried about the big Bayern player up front, (Luca Toni?) he done us in Italy,got a feeling it'll be him again

I don't think Toni will start. from what i've heard.

Good pals with Donadoni are ye ?

I hope he doesnt travel

alteration. HE IS playing.

Read that today,

last minute winner for 1-0 from him,

hope im wrong though

my prediction Israel 3 Russia 1

:hic:

I hope we get fucked tomorow and the prick gets the sack. Or better still we get through, let him give it the old "People are too quick to judge" speech THEN publicly fuck him off to coach sunday league.

i said friday that if mclaren risked playing owen in austria then he really is a cnut.he of course did and it back fired.we'll never know if owen playing tonight would have helped us through,he might have been as bad as the rest.but mac must go by tomorrow

Gazfella wrote:

So now there are two ginger Mcs who failed to get their team to Euro 2008

One kept his job though. Good riddance McClaren, you couldn't even manage a pub team, as you just proved.

compleate tosser,, i thought i was watching wimbledon for the last 15 minutes with all those endless long balls,, and what did venabales bring to the party ,, good ridance ,, and no you cant have arry.

portsmouth f.c.,, the premier ship

Good idea...Arry,your country needs YOU!

Problem is 'Arry ain't a yes man...

Snorri xxx

El Jarvo wrote:

79 order wrote: and what did venabales bring to the party

Bit 'arsh. Venables is the man manager, that's why he's there.

I know a lad who played professional football, and played just one game under Venables - Terry picked him for an International XI against an England XI in a friendly. Says he was a legend because he actually made you feel wanted. had time for everyone. He ran into Venables five years after this game and Terry was straight over and asking him about his Mrs - he remembered her name - and his children. The lad I know still waxes lyrical about him to this day.

Oh, and this lad I know played under Clough and Pleat* so does know a thing or two about managers.

(*) I appreciate that might not mean a lot to most of the Premiershite fans who post on these forums but he produced the best football I've ever seen watching my team, with a minimal budget.

All very true - don't think anyone can argue that Venables has not been a decent manager through the years, some of the best England perfomances were under his management - but what was his contributin to England this time round? Facts speak for themselves my dear! The bottom line is - we didn't qualify and he was part of the management!

Get your claws in, you Division 1 bitch!

we played some neat stuff under Hoddle i seem to remember. very neat. howz Eileen these days?

El Jarvo wrote:

I know a lad who played professional football, and played just one game under Venables - Terry picked him for an International XI against an England XI in a friendly. Says he was a legend because he actually made you feel wanted. had time for everyone. He ran into Venables five years after this game and Terry was straight over and asking him about his Mrs - he remembered her name - and his children. The lad I know still waxes lyrical about him to this day.

Oh, and this lad I know played under Clough and Pleat* so does know a thing or two about managers.

(*) I appreciate that might not mean a lot to most of the Premiershite fans who post on these forums but he produced the best football I've ever seen watching my team, with a minimal budget.

Kingsley Black ?

LeggyD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

I know a lad who played professional football, and played just one game under Venables - Terry picked him for an International XI against an England XI in a friendly. Says he was a legend because he actually made you feel wanted. had time for everyone. He ran into Venables five years after this game and Terry was straight over and asking him about his Mrs - he remembered her name - and his children. The lad I know still waxes lyrical about him to this day.

Oh, and this lad I know played under Clough and Pleat* so does know a thing or two about managers.

(*) I appreciate that might not mean a lot to most of the Premiershite fans who post on these forums but he produced the best football I've ever seen watching my team, with a minimal budget.

Kingsley Black ?

the shit winger?

Shug wrote:

John Sludden wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

On the train into London this morning, some guy had a gob off at me for having the nerve to wear a red and white checked shirt (with a tie, no less) - accused me of being a "fackin pisstaker Jock and yer fackin Croatian bloody shirt". Hadn't crossed my mind for one second, I'd merely figured it would be a Ralph Lauren day today!

El Jarvo wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: the shit winger?

Only thing with Kings was he lost his pace.

yeah that's him. he's set up a "really really bad wingers" union, along with Nicky Summerbee, Jimmy Carter, Dave Bennett and Joey Beauchamp. yeah that was him.

sorry Dave.

El Jarvo wrote:

Bonzette wrote: All very true - don't think anyone can argue that Venables has not been a decent manager through the years, some of the best England perfomances were under his management - but what was his contributin to England this time round? Facts speak for themselves my dear! The bottom line is - we didn't qualify and he was part of the management!

Sorry, I'm lost. Venables is somehow taking the blame for this?

Is it cos he's a Yid?

Buck stops with McLaren. No one else. I can't believe anyone's name should even be brought into the fold.

And it's League One, dear. Not Division One.

Division One is now called the Prem-i-er-ship. Which is what that nice Mr Murdoch and his friends at Sky reinvented in 1992 to keep all the window-licking types happy who got turned onto 'footie' by Gazza's crying at the 1990 World Cup. Like you. True dat, fact.

Is that catty enough for you, sweetcheeks?!

No - at no point has anyone said that it's all his fault - you're the one that spouted out some stuff about what a fantastic manager he was - when all people have been asking is 'what was his contibution?' Fair question seeing as he was on the payroll, he's part of the management team - end of. No blame directly at him, but he has to shoulder some of that responsibilty, surely?

If his job was to be the 'man' manager (and there to keep the media sweet) as you so called it - then what an even bigger failure - never seen a team with less heart or motivation then the England squad last night. IF that was indeed the purpose of his role!

You don't actually know anything about me or when I started going to football, do you darling? And it was a long time before Italia 90!

Do your research.....

You'd do us women proud with those claws - you bitter League One (or is that League three?) bitch! Happy now?

El Jarvo wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: the shit winger?

Er, shit, John?

Went from us to Forest for 1.5mill when that was a fcuking fortune in football.

Clough spent that money on him. He knew a thing or too about footballers.

Only thing with Kings was he lost his pace. Which was not good in his playing position. Still, he'd made all his money by then and invested it properly. Been retired best part of five years now and he's not even 40 yet. Jammy bugger.

Glen Little reminds me a bit of Kingsley Black, the pace of a broken crutch, but can do things with the ball and just with his balance that most players could only dream of. Blakey should be back in the new year, and Reading may start scoring a few. Fine player, should have been capped.

El Jarvo wrote:

Bonzette wrote: If his job was to be the 'man' manager (and there to keep the media sweet) as you so called it - then what an even bigger failure - never seen a team with less heart or motivation then the England squad last night. IF that was indeed the purpose of his role!

Right, so it was all the Yid's fault?!

It's the age old question, innit? How do you motivate a bloke who's on 120 grand a week?

Fuck. Knows.

Bonzette wrote: You don't actually know anything about me or when I started going to football, do you darling?

Bit 'arsh, Bonz.

So is saying I became a football fan because of some Tottenham twat crying!

You know me better than anyone - and I love you to bits! (Even if you're wrong about football! )

XXXXXXXXXXX

He's always wrong. he thought Ricky Hill was good.

Forgot to say I took the trilby off to nut the cunt, then had to go home as I'd got some of his claret on me Tescos jeans.

In my defence m'lud, it's a very faint check, looks mostly a pale red, and the tie was a navy TM Lewin with a fine blue pinstripe.

79 wrote ,"what did venebales bring to the party?

el jarvo wrote" bit harsh ,venebales is the man manager"

well fer starters m8 he didt manage alan sugar very well did he,then he virtually drove pompey into the ground before screwing £5000000 out of fratton ,, and the only thing he seemed to manage in them days was teaching people to hoover straight lines,

now what else leeds,,,qpr,

yup a great bloke knows people well and yup england played some great stuff under him, im not snorting at that.

and no you still cant have arry!.

portsmouth f.c. the premier ship.

We give Venners his due at Boro..When Robbo fetched Venners in to work some magic on a team headed for certain relegation,it worked a treat.Although it lead to Robbo's own demise as Venables was seen to supercede him,which was never Bryan's intention...Then sadly, Venables fucked off to work for ITV,which brings us neatly back to MacLaren.His Boro teams were boring,and everyone was pleased he went,albeit to poor old England...MacLaren was known to rely heavily on sports psychologist,Bill Beswick at Boro..Loads of stories to support that claim.... He took this fucking crank in the Eileen Drury mould,with him on the England post,and hey presto! he had another team with some good players playing like the Dog n Gun...Coincidence? Be intersesting to see what stories come out of the England camp about Mr Beswick now he has had his cards,along with MacLaren..They always wait until they are gone before they open the can of worms,don't they?

News in: Steve MaClaren returns to his Teesside home after the shortest and most unsucessful reign in English history,and says he's much richer for the experience..He got that right!

Nice rewards considering his England team could'nt put a fag out...

Steve mclaren is going to the England christmas party dressed as a pumpkin... he's hoping someone can turn him into a coach

I'm glad he got the fecking sack,useless cnut...