Attention Premiership BASTARDS :angry:

Just fuck off, right.

I'm 35 years old and I have followed Manchester City all of my life.

I live some distance away from Manchester, but I go to every home game that I can, with my little boy.

This takes quite a bit of planning. I have to make sure I'm in Manchester on the weekends of home games. I even try to come back home when there are games during the week.

So can you IMAGINE how pissed off I get when the games are moved from Saturday to MONDAY at the last minute in order to accomodate the drunken slags who want to sit in the fucking pub and watch it and have probably never been in a football ground in their lives.

I come home every other weekend. Fucking about with the games is not on.

Sort it out or I'll be round with a big stick.

Actaully no, forget it. I'm going to start watching the fucking Ice Hockety.

Poke it.

Kind regards, BIGINOIL

:finger:

:moon:

you wouldnt have this problem if you followed Northwich Victoria.

Yes but what the fuck would I want to do that for?

I could forget about City all together and switch to Aberdeen, then I could walk to the fucking ground.

But why would I want to do that either?

The other fans would know I was a team-changing piss-cunt bastard twat oh SHIT!

WHY HAVE THEY MOVED THE FUCKING EVERTON GAME??? I'VE BOOKED MY FUCKING FLIGHTS AND EVERYTHING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

dont worry ,wont be long before your back in the championship playing the likes of county again,, then the only problem will be 5.15,game or pub

blue moan, they dont half like to moan.

Yes that's right, City are going down. Innevitable really.

Setanta ??

Utter, Utter cunts

Oh dear Dave, you've said the C word. Are you aware of the price you have to pay? It's a new rule on here.

There should really be a forum for that sort of thing...

Cunts...

Snorri xxx

Dave Legge and Snorri....

....consider yourself splattered like the proverbial painter's radio. By me, Col AND the Texas Tool.

It's good for your skin, y'know. The working-man's facial.

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

It's good for your skin, y'know. The working-man's facial.

Thats true,a girl in work told me

I did offer to help her out with some, but she politely declined..

gazmanwrote"she politley declined"

seen yer free kicks had she gary

I wouldn't worry about it, they never win fuck all anyway.

Yes but I keep going: just in case we win something one day

living as far away from manchester as aberdeen, surely you should support man u

Leady, I was born and raised in Manchester, so qualify for being a City fan under the 'Born and Raised in Manchester' rule.

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And Al, the official nomenclature for for the top flight of English football may not be the Premiership, but the administrators said League do not carry the official title of BASTARDS either. The device I was using is called poetic license. It's basically the utilisation of non-literal descriptions of factual subjects in order to make prose more descriptive.

The other reason I wrote Premiership is I thought that was it's proper name. Thanks for pointing that out.

What's it got to do with you any way?

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rev, i was born and raised in manchester aswell but managed to support a decent team, surley the born and raised in stockport rule must apply yo city supporters.

Yet again a NOOL signature takes on new significance!

Aah the price of success for City fans- now being moved to accommodate tv exposure. This is clearly an unusual experience for the blue half of Manchester who have generally been kept away from our TV screens. Hopefully it wont be a frequent experience either

Reverend Big wrote: Leady, I was born and raised in Manchester, so qualify for being a City fan under the 'Born and Raised in Manchester' rule.

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And Al, the official nomenclature for for the top flight of English football may not be the Premiership, but the administrators said League do not carry the official title of BASTARDS either. The device I was using is called poetic license. It's basically the utilisation of non-literal descriptions of factual subjects in order to make prose more descriptive.

The other reason I wrote Premiership is I thought that was it's proper name. Thanks for pointing that out.

What's it got to do with you any way?

Please don't rise dear boy. Please.....

......And nice one for bein' me mate. At least theres one other complete plant-pot to converse wi' me on a regular basis.

Cheer bud..

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