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Well where do i start?

Turned over by the MIGHTY Barnsley!

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Cant even beat Barnsley and they play Inter Milan next week!:eek:

Pity Kershaws banned cos i'd really like to piss on his chips!:evil4:

To papa bendi and hank wiseass - :finger: :evil4:

Good result for me hometown,tuff titty for yor lot,enjoyed the demonstration at the end of the match tho,and do have to agree that the yanks want kicking out,but unfortunately rafa's on hiw way OUT FIRST! :nod:

:nuts:

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bet its a good night down barnsley tonight.you should have got down there instead of bothering to post on here :laugh:

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have all the mobiles in liverpool been nicked/,, m8s havent spoke with me since 16.45 yesterday:evil4:

shall we sing a song for you

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F O O K O F F B A S T A R D S.

But yes we are shite :cry:

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Go Inter tonite :clap:

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:finger:

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your shit and you know you are,

your shit and you know you are.

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If (when...) Inter Milan beat them 2+ goals tonight, Rafa must be out of a job tomorrow?

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Gillet has appointed John Barnes and Sammy Lee as his new no 1 & 2. Gillet has been qouted as saying he wants Liverpool to adopt a new method of play.

The Barneslee method

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Steve Uno wrote: If (when...) Inter Milan beat them 2+ goals tonight, Rafa must be out of a job tomorrow?

:finger:

I know you won't 'cos you're obsessed with Liverpool, by why don't you fuck off and concentrate on your own team?

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2 - 0

:finger:

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Steve Uno wrote: If (when...) Inter Milan beat them 2+ goals tonight, Rafa must be out of a job tomorrow?

:moon:

:finger:

:plod:

EDIT: ooops, last one doesn't work... we should get a new smilie :wink:

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79 order wrote:

your shit and you know you are, your shit and you know you are.

It's: 'YOU'RE'

Not 'your'

The contraction of 'You are'

Get it right.

Dumb non-Liverpool fans.

:viking: *NOOL GRAMMAR POLICE* :viking:

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Liverpool were fortunate...did Tom Hicks finally loosen up the purse strings to pay off an official???

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Andrès wrote: :cry: :cry:

:baby:

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Chris Nash wrote:

Andrès wrote: :cry: :cry:

:baby:

:bag:

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Andrès wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

Andrès wrote: :cry: :cry:

:baby:

:bag:

:thumb:

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Chris Nash wrote:

Andrès wrote: :cry: :cry:

:baby:

:laugh:

maybe it was my good luck Chris, the first chance I had to watch the match today, on a bit of a late lunch for me, I asked that the TV set in my area be turned on to it. No sooner had they done so, and I had sat down, than Kuyt broke through. Everybody looked at me cause I was laughing out loud, I must say. Congrats....:beer:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Liverpool were fortunate...did Tom Hicks finally loosen up the purse strings to pay off an official???

As Al's signiture says, if you know your history; traditionally it's Inter who pay off the Ref for the 2nd leg after getting spanked at Anfield

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Chris Nash wrote: *NOOL GRAMMAR POLICE*

Like you Scousers can even speak de Queen's English! :nod:

"Dey do dat dough dont dey dough" :lol:

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LeggyD wrote:

Steve Uno wrote: If (when...) Inter Milan beat them 2+ goals tonight, Rafa must be out of a job tomorrow?

:finger:

I know you won't 'cos you're obsessed with Liverpool, by why don't you fuck off and concentrate on your own team?

I dont need to, they are doing well without me worrying about them. :wink:

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Steve Uno wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Steve Uno wrote: If (when...) Inter Milan beat them 2+ goals tonight, Rafa must be out of a job tomorrow?

:finger:

I know you won't 'cos you're obsessed with Liverpool, by why don't you fuck off and concentrate on your own team?

I dont need to, they are doing well without me worrying about them. :wink:

I didn't say worry about your own team. I said concentrate on them.

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chris nash wrote" its YOU,RE"

oh, fantastic spot m8,, let me run into the fratton end , saturday ,tell john "portsmouth football club" westwood, to stop ringing his bell for a second cos the scousers want to give them an english lesson on account they cant do fotball lessons any more:evil4:

you knicked my dick tionary,

you knicked my dick tionary

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El Jarvo wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: *NOOL GRAMMAR POLICE*

Like you Scousers can even speak de Queen's English! :nod:

"Dey do dat dough dont dey dough" :lol:

You know I don't speak like that Al... Bloody stereotypes... :laugh:

It's like saying that you can't say 'with' and it comes out as 'Wiv' or that you can't pronounce 'something, anything, nothing' and they come out as 'somefink, anyfink, nuffink.'

Oh yeah... bloody cockneys... :evil4:

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79 order wrote:

chris nash wrote" its YOU,RE"

oh, fantastic spot m8,, let me run into the fratton end , saturday ,tell john "portsmouth football club" westwood, to stop ringing his bell for a second cos the scousers want to give them an english lesson on account they cant do fotball lessons any more:evil4:

Except the one football lesson we have dished out in the League at Anfield this season was against YOUR mob.

Cry baby Sol was so dizzy he had little cartoon birds flying around his head :laugh:

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we dont care , we dont care. we dont care,. we dont care , we dont care, we dont care , we dont care, we dont care. we dont care,

get yer gafitti washed off yer training ground:laugh:

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79 order wrote:

get yer gafitti washed off yer training ground:laugh:

We can send them lads down to Fratton with their brushes. When was the last time the place had a lick of paint? :laugh:

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leggy d wrote"when was the last time that place had a lick of paint"

when the milton road stand was erected. summer of 2007:thumb: saves eveyone getting wet when they come down.

gis a job , gis a job , gis a job, gis a job, gis a job, gis a job, gis a job, gis a job

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Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

Was thinking of getting him in my Fantasy cos Liverpool have got a double gameweek coming up soon and I thought you might actually play him regularly, given the cash you've only just splashed on him!

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El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

He played against us in the UEFA Cup a few months back.

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PHD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

He played against us in the UEFA Cup a few months back.

Thank you.

Proves the point: only the blue half of Liverpool now owt about football! :evil4: :lol:

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El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

I thought you might actually play him regularly

Liverpool dont play anyone regularly. Unless their name is Gerrard. :laugh:

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El Jarvo wrote:

PHD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

He played against us in the UEFA Cup a few months back.

Thank you.

Proves the point: only the blue half of Liverpool now owt about football! :evil4: :lol:

Some of us were on our way to work.

To correct my esteemed friend from the Blue side, all teams have the chance to tweak their European squad at the end of January and Martin Skrtel has been registered by Liverpool.

As with Anelka at Chelski, although he has already played in a UEFA club competition this season he is eligible to represent a new club according to article 15.07 of the Regulations for the UEFA Cup.

:p

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Beyond Good And Evil wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

Andrès wrote: :cry: :cry:

:baby:

:laugh:

maybe it was my good luck Chris, the first chance I had to watch the match today, on a bit of a late lunch for me, I asked that the TV set in my area be turned on to it. No sooner had they done so, and I had sat down, than Kuyt broke through. Everybody looked at me cause I was laughing out loud, I must say. Congrats....:beer:

Don’t say a Word yet…90 minutes left.

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El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

Was thinking of getting him in my Fantasy cos Liverpool have got a double gameweek coming up soon and I thought you might actually play him regularly, given the cash you've only just splashed on him!

£6.5m? He'll get games but is more likely cover/one for the future. Agger's long awaited return could impinge on that as well.

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Hank Wiseass© wrote: He'll get games but is more likely cover/one for the future. Agger's long awaited return could impinge on that as well.

He's shirley better than Hyppia though?

Want a Liverpool defender for the Fantasy as you've two games coming up in one week but the only player who seems guaranteed the two games would be Carragher ... and he's way too expensive, natch.

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LeggyD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

PHD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

He played against us in the UEFA Cup a few months back.

Thank you.

Proves the point: only the blue half of Liverpool now owt about football! :evil4: :lol:

To correct my esteemed friend from the Blue side, all teams have the chance to tweak their European squad at the end of January and Martin Skrtel has been registered by Liverpool.

:p

:blush:

I didn't expand. Apols Mr L.

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PHD wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

PHD wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Footballing question: where was Skrtel last night?

Cup-tied in Yurup?

He played against us in the UEFA Cup a few months back.

Thank you.

Proves the point: only the blue half of Liverpool now owt about football! :evil4: :lol:

To correct my esteemed friend from the Blue side, all teams have the chance to tweak their European squad at the end of January and Martin Skrtel has been registered by Liverpool.

:p

:blush:

I didn't expand. Apols Mr L.

:) To be fair, you didn't say he was cup-tied, just that he'd played aginst your lot. The dig was more aimed at Al :evil4:

Good luck in the 2nd leg tonight. :thumb:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Hank Wiseass© wrote: He'll get games but is more likely cover/one for the future. Agger's long awaited return could impinge on that as well.

He's shirley better than Hyppia though?

Want a Liverpool defender for the Fantasy as you've two games coming up in one week but the only player who seems guaranteed the two games would be Carragher ... and he's way too expensive, natch.

Dunno, if Hyypia gets dragged out wide he'll get done for pace by anyone. Defending the box he's pretty much as good as he ever was. We were playing a lot higher up the pitch with Agger and Carragher, which will probably be the medium to long term option. We might stick with experience when it comes to the CL for the time being though. In which case Hyypia will get league games for sharpness.

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LeggyD wrote: The dig was more aimed at Al

Yes, but.

My comment was about the blue half of Liverpool. :nod:

You're just from the wrong half of Luton! :lol:

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El Jarvo wrote:

LeggyD wrote: The dig was more aimed at Al

Yes, but.

My comment was about the blue half of Liverpool. :nod:

You're just from the wrong half of Luton! :lol:

No, Al, you mean the more wrong half of Luton... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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ive got a cock like the m1,its got a white line down it

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Oi! yer thread hijacking bastards! can we get back on topic please! What was the score again?

:nuts:

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:laugh:

Do Chelski for us all, nuts :thumb:

You going, Steve?

I'm Gonna miss it on telly. will be on me way from Anfield to Manc.

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LeggyD wrote: :laugh:

Do Chelski for us all, nuts :thumb:

You going, Steve?

I'm Gonna miss it on telly. will be on me way from Anfield to Manc.

Will be there pal! :nod:

Not really going for the match,going for the afters! Gonna show them southern fairies they aren't gonna piss in our backyard!

headhunters my arse!

:nuts:

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Andrès wrote: Go Inter tonite :clap:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quiet possible the worst display of shooting/free kick taking ever seen on a football field. :rofl:

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Barney Army wrote:

Deleted by: El Jarvo on Sat, Mar 08 2008 - 10:47:03 AM

Was it really that bad? :laugh:

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LeggyD wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Deleted by: El Jarvo on Sat, Mar 08 2008 - 10:47:03 AM

Was it really that bad? :laugh:

:laugh:

Thats the first time ive noticed Al use his 'buttons'

Have you just worked out what theyre for??

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