Christiano Renaldo Can't Drive

Oh dear

He wasn’t hurt, but eye witnesses reported that he fell out of the car and spent 20 minutes writhing in agony anyway.

His pride won’t have been hurt either – he’s got none.

Etc...

Diamond 383 wrote:

spent 20 minutes writhing in agony anyway.

Did someone stare at him too hard?

Cheatin,diving prick.

So much for taking free kicks...he's hit the wall again! and anyway, Kinkladze did it better in 1997.

Gazman wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote:

spent 20 minutes writhing in agony anyway.

Did someone stare at him too hard?

Cheatin,diving prick.

Whereas Maradonna is a legend in your neck of the woods.

Tit.

Stick to the diddy league scotchman.

anyway..

anyone who knows that tunnel, and appreciates the sound of a big fuck off engine, knows how why he crashed.

Write off a Ferrari, then still go to work training for the world champions.

Dunno about you lot but I'd swap that for my usual morning.

SirWanksalot wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote:

spent 20 minutes writhing in agony anyway.

Did someone stare at him too hard?

Cheatin,diving prick.

Whereas Maradonna is a legend in your neck of the woods.

Tit.

Stick to the diddy league scotchman.

Nope

Yep,he is

Bite me

SirWanksalot wrote:

anyone who knows that tunnel, and appreciates the sound of a big fuck off engine, knows how why he crashed.

didt fergie say he needed more protection from the traffic.

60 miles an hour

SirWanksalot wrote: anyway..

anyone who knows that tunnel, and appreciates the sound of a big fuck off engine, knows how why he crashed.

What? He got so scared by the sound of his own engine that he binned it into the wall

wanker.

Probably caused by the fucking stupid lime green tyres that the car was wearing.

LeggyD wrote: Probably caused by the fucking stupid lime green tyres that the car was wearing.

Money does not buy class

LeggyD wrote:

SirWanksalot wrote: anyway..

anyone who knows that tunnel, and appreciates the sound of a big fuck off engine, knows how why he crashed.

What? He got so scared by the sound of his own engine that he binned it into the wall

wanker.

Errrrr, No.

LeggyD wrote: Probably caused by the fucking stupid lime green tyres that the car was wearing.

Or probably not.

Shit for brains.

El Jarvo wrote:

SirWanksalot wrote: Write off a Ferrari, then still go to work training for the world champions.

He's training with Italy now?

Do Yernited know?

Its to wind up the scouse slow coach.

Watch them bite.

OUCH

A spokesman for the AA said a quick ring-round of its insurers had failed to elicit a single offer.

"We cannot find anybody who would touch him with a bargepole," said a spokesman. "The minimum age to get insured for that car would be 25 and then the best price we could find would be £44,000 but if the person had had an accident that would go up to around £100,000."

Forty four grand a year to insure your car? Amazing. Nick's right - it's some life these togger players lead.

Didt he say the wall should have been further back d

arrys a cnut and soes defoe ,

arrys a cnut and soes defoe