THE LIZARD BUMS BRIGHTON!!

5000 fans.

New £93 million stadium

WTF???!!!

I mean, do the fucking maths: you're just a town full of gayers - how are you going to get that many bums on seats when the good folk of Brighton (and Hove, actually) have long diversified the recreational use of their rear ends for more exotic purposes????

We're the League One Chelsea. Or something. Actually, the parallels with Southampton are more alarming...

£93M

That's £4300 per seat.

Oh, and we're a CITY full of gayers...

Old Blue wrote:

That's £4300 per seat.

Wembley worked out cheaper per seat didnt it?