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David Blaine has given up his controversial stunt. He was told that 44 days doing nothing in a box is not going to break the record which is currently held by Emile Heskey at 4 years.

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Another classic from THE HAC:clap::clap::clap:

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whoah, never thought david blaine would give up. that sucks.

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You Brits were taunting the hell out of him. Bravo!! Well done!!! Launching golf balls at him, drunk women flashing tits at him ect. WTG!!!!

May he never set foot on your great isle again!!:thumb:

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I heard he never actually set foot on the ground, tending to levitate from newsagent to newsagent.

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Originally posted by Huntsman I heard he never actually set foot on the ground, tending to levitate from newsagent to newsagent.:hat:

I assume this is all just an elaborate way to lose some weight.

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I think Captain Blaine has gained in order to look like he's really been fasting in the perspex toilet ... when really he's been eating nachos through August and now he's going to consume only fresh fruit and vegetables.

I believe it is an elaborate stunt and all that's in the cabinet is a mirage created with smoke and mirrors.

I did hear a rumour that his next stunt involved two mice and a chariot.

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Nachos and not Pringles? No wonder you don't like him, H.

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Originally posted by Xeno whoah, never thought david blaine would give up. that sucks.

I love it when good ones are wasted on people :evil4:

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Just to clarify, I like DB.

He is a consummate performer. And I can speak with some authority, after witnessing David Copperfield 'fly' live at a gig in London. Up until the point of flotation I'd never have believed such a large volume of cheese could take off successfully. For an encore he should have wrapped two pieces of bread around him and eaten his own shoe.

Blaine is a different class, I will defend his good name.

Interpol were on the telegogs last night and it reminded me to play that album again. So I sniffed it out of my collection and jetted off to work ... then I picked up the CD case and opened it and the disk had vanished.

I blame Blaine.

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Just goes to show that Interpol is so well loved that fans sneak into other people's houses to steal their CD's.

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:evil4: :evil4:

World famous illusionist/nitwit David Blaine is already planning a new mind-boggling act of endurance.

The 'street magician' - currently suspended in a glass box over London's glamorous River Thames - is planning to obtain a Tottenham FC season ticket and watch every home match for the rest of the season.

"There's no trickery involved and no way of escape,". "For me it's all about pushing the envelope of human endurance - stretching my tolerance levels to the limit.

"I'm not worried about the first few games, I'm worried about what happens later, when I'm tired and disorientated and just about ready to lose my mind."

Blaine claims to have rigorously prepared for the challenge by undergoing an intensive 30-year programme of not watching Spurs.

However, some experts believe Blaine's latest attempt to shock the public is a step too far.

"There are limits to what a man can put himself through," said official doctor Hertz van Rental.

"If he does attempt to go a whole season, watching Spurs could induce serious side-effects such as dementia, hallucinations - one poor soul once told me he had seen Bobby Zamora score a goal.

"It's not big, it's not clever and I don't think we should be encouraging Mr Blaine."

Spurs boss Glenn Hoddle growled: "He doesn't fancy a game, does he?"

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David Blaine:

Poet

Genius

Twat :evil4:

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It's not true, he hasn't given up the box stunt!

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Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Shelley Blair> It's not true, he hasn't given up the box stunt!

:shrug: what can i say Try .... STUPID STUNT :D

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Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Shelley Blair> It's not true, he hasn't given up the box stunt!

:shrug: what can i say Try .... STUPID STUNT :D why not stupid cunt instead :laugh:

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