David Fucking Blaine - Genius or Twat?

So what is he? The best thing to happen to contemporary culture and performance "art" since Damien Hurst sliced open his sheep or the most jumped up attention seeking charlatan the media world has ever fallen for?

Should his art be held up as a perfect example of what is challenging and thought-provoking, in an era dominated by cheap marketing gimmickry, or should it be consigned to the festering skip of pretentious meaningless arse that it so deserves to be??

What do you all say?

He "cut his ear off" the other week - I was so disappointed that he didn't go the whole hog and slice his entire bloated egotistical head off altogether.....the prat deserves ridicule.....so let's shoot the bastard down in flames!

South Park did a pretty good slam on him. But they did a better job slamming Russ Crowe.

Making movies, singing songs and faightin' 'round da worl!

He a twat pure and simple, the daughter and i are off to see him friday night (we have rockets, air-bomb repeaters, eggs & laser pens )

Twat isn't harsh enough...I predict this guy'll be playing Vegas regularly within five years

Voted for the latter, but he's got to have a bit of the former, if he can get someone like Josie Maran as his girlfriend *sigh*

Went for 'twat' aswell.

Although it is pretty cruel, people throwing food at him.:D

But not nearly as cruel as having his girlfriend wipe the eggs off the sides of his "home", while he gazes knowing he can't get near her for the best part of six weeks!

I think he's ace.

The spacious drawl is an act, it makes the onlooker presume he's thicker than wholemeal. A deception before the surprise to add the necessary suspenders.

We watched his Street Magic show years ago one Christmas night and loved it. Best thing (only thing?) to happen to magic for years.

Not quite sure why he's looked himself in a perspex crapper without any crisps but I'm sure he has his reasons.

Question is - is Mr. Blaine actually in the toilet, or is he zoomed in with lasers and is in fact in his own front room watching videos.

I tell you what...it's taking an extra hour to get to work in the morning. tower bridge adopting snail like traffic mode. just shove the new Starsailor record on full blast. that'll force the cock to submit.

... are you still talking about David Blaine?

Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built He a twat pure and simple, the daughter and i are off to see him friday night (we have rockets, air-bomb repeaters, eggs & laser pens )

Seriously? Then please, please, PLEASE, throw a few extra rounds of ammunition at him just for me too!

Originally posted by Element115 Went for 'twat' aswell.Although it is pretty cruel, people throwing food at him.:DBut not nearly as cruel as having his girlfriend wipe the eggs off the sides of his "home", while he gazes knowing he can't get near her for the best part of six weeks!

God, I hope someone steals her from right under his nose and elopes with her - never ever to return.... that will teach the stupid get.