ATTENTION! ATTENTION, PLEASE!
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Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!
I've heard about these fish, imagine one inside your penis, my god, the pain.
Originally posted by Buffer Low It's been my pleasure Andrei. Where is Camboriu?
it´s a city/beach in the Santa Catarina state, on the south of Brazil. i´ve been there lots of times but i prefer going a little more to the north. 
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!
so your choices are a whole candiru or a piece of cod?
seems a bit fishy to me
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sorry)
I can't help but feel my attention was thoroughly wasted..............good job! 
Keep up the good work! :D
Originally posted by Jeff White and here, I thought I was going to get an Eminem rap...oh well!!
He did not say "Can I Have Your Attention Please". That would have lead to an Eminem rap, but if you are disappointed, I could rap for you :D
Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!
I've heard about these fish, imagine one inside your penis, my god, the pain. Yes, apparently they have to amputate it because once the fish get in, they don't want to come out so they stick some sharp spines out that keep them from being pulled out.
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Buffer Low> > > > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!>
I've heard about these fish, imagine one inside your penis, my god, the pain. Yes, apparently they have to amputate it because once the fish get in, they don't want to come out so they stick some sharp spines out that keep them from being pulled out.
I am wondering how climbing up a urethra and not getting out exists as an advantage for a fish 
How did evolution lead to this behavior
Originally posted by World in Commotion > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > > Originally posted by Buffer Low> > > > > > > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > Candiru are actually those fish that swim up your urethra and/or other orifices in South America. Do what the conquistadors did (apart from decimating a whole continent): swim with codpieces!> > >
I've heard about these fish, imagine one inside your penis, my god, the pain. Yes, apparently they have to amputate it because once the fish get in, they don't want to come out so they stick some sharp spines out that keep them from being pulled out.
I am wondering how climbing up a urethra and not getting out exists as an advantage for a fish How did evolution lead to this behavior Don't ask me. Sticking myself up a urethra isn't my modus operandi.
soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
"cows, cows! i love them!" 
Originally posted by almanso soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
I had some turkey pastrami last night; is that enough meat talk, and I may go out to get a burger; oh and yesterday I loved the pepperonis on my pizza :D
Originally posted by almanso soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
I thought getting the candiru lodged in your urethra was about meat...
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by almanso soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
I thought getting the candiru lodged in your urethra was about meat... you are right; pesky meat getting stuck in someone's meat
Originally posted by World in Commotion > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by almanso> soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
I thought getting the candiru lodged in your urethra was about meat...
you are right; pesky meat getting stuck in someone's meat
so that means we already ruined Andrei´s thread again...
cool!
Originally posted by almanso > Originally posted by World in Commotion > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by almanso> soon someone will open the mouth to talk about meat. and then another thread from Andrei will be wasted...
I thought getting the candiru lodged in your urethra was about meat...
you are right; pesky meat getting stuck in someone's meat
so that means we already ruined Andrei´s thread again...
cool!
This thread was ruined just after being published....crazy as usual 
