Saddam caught
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Still, giving him death penalty isn't a smart thing to do. You'll create a martyr and thus the people who still believe in Saddam will surely take revenge. And those who don't believe in Saddam are happy to see that he's gone but also would like to see the US Forces go away...
This whole "We got him" thing just points out how inept Dubya really is. If bLuE oRdEr were President, I would have instructed the army to set up base at the farmhouse...indefinitely. And to play dumb, like they had no idea where Saddam was. That way, he would have had to wait in that little hole in the ground for at least the rest of my term. Now THAT'S some punishment.
Keeping him alive could result in a massive hostage crisis. Some muhgjie motherfuckers making demands for Saddam's release.
He should stand trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, hung until death, cremated and have his ashes dumped into an undisclosed location on the Rhine just like what we did to the Nazis. Well Tigris/Euphrates rivers.
Three men enter, one man leaves.
That's how I'd do it. Thunderdome. Osama, Saddam, and Dubya. Strip 'em down to their shorts, give 'em each a horsewhip, and have at it three-way, like in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Blue, I think we have a winner. Saddam definetly is Tuco, Eli Walach's character, the Ugly, Osama is Angel Eyes Van Cleef's character, the Bad. That leaves Shrub as Clint Eastwood, the Good.
"I'm going to write the location of the WMD's on this rock."
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Three men enter, one man leaves. That's how I'd do it. Thunderdome. Osama, Saddam, and Dubya. Strip 'em down to their shorts, give 'em each a horsewhip, and have at it three-way, like in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Bust a deal, face the wheel. Could all three be sent to Gulag? 
i think he should have moved to the uk & got a job as a saddam lookalike!
brilliant disguise (as bruce springsteen said - though probably not about this situation)
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol Python's Flying circus
You forgot the "Monty" 
The Monty is unnecessary, if I referred to it as simply Flying Circus, people would have still understood :p
Wait a second, I just saw on the news where they shaved Saddam and.....OH MY GOD! 
I KNEW IT! You never see them in the same place at the same time......
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Wait a second, I just saw on the news where they shaved Saddam and.....OH MY GOD!
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr This whole "We got him" thing just points out how inept Dubya really is. If bLuE oRdEr were President, I would have instructed the army to set up base at the farmhouse...indefinitely. And to play dumb, like they had no idea where Saddam was. That way, he would have had to wait in that little hole in the ground for at least the rest of my term. Now THAT'S some punishment.We could even make a reality TV show out of it...
Inept...really???
"Inept" like a certain previous administration not taking UBL off the silver platter he was offered on...THREE TIMES!?!
You mean that kind of ineptness?
Come on, democraticunderground style hate is not your best color.
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr If you read beyond the words "inept Dubya," you'll see there's a bit more to my post.
You are right, of course.
So, let's talk about something that won't set each other off: cars.
I really like the OZ V8 Supercar series. Great cars (Commodores vs. Falcons), V8's, GM vs. Ford.
I went cruising the Ford AU site and to my dismay, found kick ass vehicles that will probably nver make it to these shores. The best is their Falcon Boss 290(about the size of a Taurus). The motor is esentially (from what I can tell based on horsepower and torque numbers) a naturally aspirated GT(40) motor (however, the site says the motor was designed and built in AU). 5.4l, 32V, DOCH. The 290 stands for 290 Kw. The conversion site I went to put that at 388 hp! The torque number was over 400 ft lbs.
The next coolest ride was their Fairlane (about the size of a Crown Vic). It was massaged by Tickford to 250 Kw (from what I understand, they are like AMG for Aston Martin but have tuned Fords in AU for many years).
Anyway, as a Ford man, I'm jealous that GM has the sack to import the Holden Monaro to be the new Pontiac GTO.
I still think that my "Saddam Hussein is the 3rd member of ZZ Top" was the best joke in this thread.
I must confess I liked very much the Santa Claus one too!
Originally posted by Michael McDermott > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> If you read beyond the words "inept Dubya," you'll see there's a bit more to my post.
You are right, of course.
So, let's talk about something that won't set each other off: cars.
I've been naughty, and and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for being naughty: eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, must tie me down on a bed and spank me.
A spanking! A spanking!
They must spank me well, and after they have spanked me, they may deal with me as they like, and then, I must give them all a good spanking!
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
The oral sex! The oral sex!
Well, I could stay a bit longer.
PS- We'll have to do the OZ V8s in another thread, I'm afraid.
