Who's for the execution of the Brit Royal Family? :headoff:

Maybe not as drastically as my message title implies, but for the sake of all the poor "commoners" who are doomed to exist in a social structure where they are just a slight bit better than dung, can we please do something about the "Royal" Family? Like ship them off to fuckin' South Africa or some other place known for treating certain memebers of the society like shit?

I bring this up if only because of the recent "scandels" involving Charley Big Ears buggering servents, and some butler publishing Diana's letters somehow breaking a "royal oath of loyalty" or other such nonsense. It's the twenty-first fucking century, people: put those stuffy-nosed, inbreeding, "holier than thou" fuckwits in their place (six feet under) already!

I was watching Larry King last night (yes, I know: first mistake was watching that sanctimonious sack of shit), and he had all these fogey upper-crust types (the sort John Cleese plays perfectly, unless he's become one) going on about how the Royal Family is supposedly so f-ing great. Give me a break! Cromwell, as humorless as he was, had the right idea: off with their heads! :headoff: :violent2:

I suppose the papers in Britain would be a lot less interesting, but still. I couldn't help but laugh when CNN showed Her Royal Hardass Elizabeth II coming out of some hospital after having her heart removed...erm, hip replaced, she goes to lean on the railing to help keep her steady, then looks at the hand with disgust and wipes it off on the side of her gown. What a prick! What an absolutly absurd notion, royalty in the times we live in. Get rid of 'em, pull a "October Revolution" and gut Eliza, Charley, those freakish "sons", and piss all over the lot of 'em! :dead:

Okay, that was my monthly "anti-Royalist" rant of the month...anyone on the other side of the pond share my treasonous views?

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Maybe not as drastically as my message title implies, but for the sake of all the poor "commoners" who are doomed to exist in a social structure where they are just a slight bit better than dung, can we please do something about the "Royal" Family? Like ship them off to fuckin' South Africa or some other place known for treating certain memebers of the society like shit? I bring this up if only because of the recent "scandels" involving Charley Big Ears buggering servents, and some butler publishing Diana's letters somehow breaking a "royal oath of loyalty" or other such nonsense. It's the twenty-first fucking century, people: put those stuffy-nosed, inbreeding, "holier than thou" fuckwits in their place (six feet under) already! I was watching Larry King last night (yes, I know: first mistake was watching that sanctimonious sack of shit), and he had all these fogey upper-crust types (the sort John Cleese plays perfectly, unless he's become one) going on about how the Royal Family is supposedly so f-ing great. Give me a break! Cromwell, as humorless as he was, had the right idea: off with their heads! :headoff: :violent2:I suppose the papers in Britain would be a lot less interesting, but still. I couldn't help but laugh when CNN showed Her Royal Hardass Elizabeth II coming out of some hospital after having her heart removed...erm, hip replaced, she goes to lean on the railing to help keep her steady, then looks at the hand with disgust and wipes it off on the side of her gown. What a prick! What an absolutly absurd notion, royalty in the times we live in. Get rid of 'em, pull a "October Revolution" and gut Eliza, Charley, those freakish "sons", and piss all over the lot of 'em! :dead:Okay, that was my monthly "anti-Royalist" rant of the month...anyone on the other side of the pond share my treasonous views?

Trev,

Just how, exactly, do you really feel about the British monarchy?

But without the monarchy, there'd be no one to knight people! And we all know the only reason British people try to succeed at anything is in hopes of getting tapped on the shoulder by an old lady with a sword and dubbed "Sir ---, KBE or OBE" or whatever they choose to call it. Think of all the apathy and stagnation in the UK once there's nothing to work toward!

"I dub thee Sir Captain Peter Hook" "I dub thee Sir John Lydon" "I dub thee Sir Wanker of the Month"

Viva La Revolution

They've been no good to anybody since 1900: stick a fork in the Monarchy, it's done.

Originally posted by Spotnick Well, it's useless, as the birtish royal familly is also the royal familly of my country, and it costs a lot, but it means absolutely nothing...It's only for nostalgia...However for us, the french canadian, it's still a sign that France let us down to the Brits when Brits won the damned war... so...!!

But the French helped to spawn America, whose culture will continue to piss off every Brit until the end of time.

I would once have agreed, but now I've mellowed and become a wooly liberal. I think a more fitting fate would be that they should be allowed to continue, but only on condition they agree to have Buck house (and the rest of their palaces) fitted out as the new Big Brother house and provide 24 hour reality TV entertainment. It would only be taking the current situation to its logical conclusion I think.

Originally posted by Grigori now that is a cunning plan!!!or better yet...force them to do some real labor...like Paris and Nicole are doing in Arkansas!!!

I caught just a snippet of that, they were supposed to be bringing some pies to a county fair and the family dog "conveniently" ate them (the pies, silly )

For some reason the phrase "scripted!" came into mind...:D

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 They've been no good to anybody since 1900: stick a fork in the Monarchy, it's done.

1900? They've not even been English since 10fucking66. The last decent monarch was Edward IV (being a Yorkist I have to say that). By 1900 they were well German - the house of fucking Saxe-Coburg for fuck's sake. The only changed their name to Windsor so that they could go on supporting Nazis without anyone suspecting.

God the royal fucking family AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Grigori> now that is a cunning plan!!!> > or better yet...force them to do some real labor...like Paris and Nicole are doing in Arkansas!!!

I caught just a snippet of that, they were supposed to be bringing some pies to a county fair and the family dog "conveniently" ate them (the pies, silly )

For some reason the phrase "scripted!" came into mind...:D

Is there anything in the script about me shagging that bint?

kill em all except Helen Melons Windsor, send her to me