Never saw this one coming! :(

First J.Lo and Ben....Lo, now this:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040212/ap_en_ot/barbie_breakup_4

(I don't like the looks of this "Blaine" fellow)

Ken was too good for her anyway. All she did was spend his money on clothes, fancy cars, and dream homes...

I guess the real problem with the relationship started in the early 80's, when she had an affair this guy who worked for the army, or something

Originally posted by Spotnick What's next?BREAKING NEWS: Ken comes out of the closet!

then he'll marry Julian in Massachussetts

I thought that was Adam and Steve...

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr I thought that was Adam and Steve...

That may be since I am not keeping track of the names of the gay people getting married. Since I didn't know the names I just followed Simpsons logic; according to Homer in the John Waters episode of the Simpsons, gay men have taken all of our most manly names such as Julian, Bruce, etc.

I happened to be watching CBS this morning when they had Dr. James Dobson (right-wing nutjob behind "Focus on The Family") talking about gay marriage, and he brought up an interesting arguement: if you let two gay people get married, what about three or four?

The dumb fuck then proceeded to say there was a push for homosexual bigamy which Bob Schieffer pointed out he hadn't heard of any such movement

Sometimes, if you're lucky, the idiots will get enough rope to hang themselves with :headoff: