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12 Mar 2004, 04:53

Manchester United have set up a call Centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

12 Mar 2004, 05:19

Ha Fuckin Ha.:finger: We`re just taking a break while the builders extend the trophy room.

12 Mar 2004, 05:37

Originally posted by steve52 Ha Fuckin Ha.:finger: We`re just taking a break while the builders extend the trophy room.

dont worry mate all this woeful recycled slagging does is strengthen our support and loyalty to the reds!

UNITED we stand and if it comes to it UNITED we shall fall!!!! :p so fuck you all!!! :p

12 Mar 2004, 06:10

From The Fast Show.

You couldn't make it up if you tried.. .

PS, AW and JT are in a pub, talking

PS ...yes, and finding the right school can be a nightmare, can't it? JT God, you're so detached from reality! Come on! Let's talk about football. slight pause JT Right! Now, did any of you watch Match of the Day on Saturday? AW No. PS No. JT God! PS So- gin and tonic? Er, two gin and tonics. What do you want to drink, Ra-? JT No, no, no, no, no. It's all right. I'll get the drinks. I'm going over here to talk to the lads. JT sidles up to PW and M1, sat talking at the bar JT Hi, there! Were you talking about football? PW No. JT It's great, isn't it? Great. Football. Oh, I love the Arsenal. Do you? PW No. JT You're- you're Spurs supporters? Gnnrrrr! JT crosses his two index fingers at them PW No. We're not. JT Come on, the Arsenal! Oh, I love it. Go there every week. Sit in the same place. PW Where'd you go then, mate? North Bank? JT What? PW North Bank. JT No - I've got a seat. With a really good view. But not as good as the one I had at Manchester United. M1 Eh? JT Oh, I used to support Manchester United. But the- they weren't doing as well, so I moved to Arsenal. And now they're doing really well. And they wear red. Which is really good. I like red. PW See the game Wednesday at all? JT Brilliant. Did I see the game? Cor! I couldn't actually get to the match, er, I had some friends round for- for dinner. But, er, I saw a couple of goals on the news. Mmm. I was on the edge of my seat! PW has had enough, and decides to call JT's bluff PW D'you reckon he was right to go to flat back four? And what do you think to Chelsea? Do you think he should revert to the sweep and pack midfield. What d'you think? pause JT What are the schools like in your area?

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12 Mar 2004, 06:41

Maybe we can be mates after all, OB!

:\pimp3:

12 Mar 2004, 11:13

Enjoy your Prawn Sandwiches :D

17 Mar 2004, 12:31

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)

Menu

Main course Humble pie Lancashire hotch-potch Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert Hard Cheese Sour Grapes

Wine L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003 (a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers Kevin Keegan Arsene Wenger

Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled for April and May has been cancelled.

17 Mar 2004, 18:04

And afterwards we can watch the BEST OF LEEDS UNITED.3 secs long introduced by E.CANTONA,G.McQUEEN and J.JORDAN. Then G.STrACHAN on how he got out just at the right time.No wonder R.FERNINAND was drug tested,fcuk me he played at LEEDS.DIVISION ONE HERE WE COME.How to lose £100 MILLION and still try to take the piss.HAC ...get REAL! :laugh: :wink: :skeptic: :sleep: :nono: :shrug: :smoking: :cry: :eek3: