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I've just got back to Texas back, so wonder if there are any Texans around. I know some but now it's really time for Texas,:thumb: Cheers.:)

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Wowsers...Abilene....you know where Stamford is then, no???

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Theres loads in Houston...:evil4:

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does the "dallas" ranch exist? can you visit it?

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you Texans should go to Crawford and set the bales of hay on Bush's ranch aflame; I'm sick of seeing on Foxnews when Bush is vacationing from his strenuous work in DC

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Originally posted by Tristan Jayol you Texans should go to Crawford and set the bales of hay on Bush's ranch aflame; I'm sick of seeing on Foxnews when Bush is vacationing from his strenuous work in DC

Didn't Bush spend more time "on vacation" on his ranch than in DC during his first year in office? I know it was sometime during his administration. :cowboy:

This morning, I had (have) a drowsy medicine that I took last night still affecting me, a bloodied thumb from a mishap at work that was turning all kinds of colors, and a sore throat. So naturally I turned to Fox News's Hitler Youth morning crew to increase the pain,:thumb: and they didn't disappoint. Bush was making cracks about not finding WMDs at the press dinner last night, and they were covering for him by saying "oh, he's just poking fun at himself, he's not insulting the memory of those who died and are dying in Iraq." Bull. Shit. That's almost as bad as the 9/11 footage in the campaign ads. :nonono:

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol you Texans should go to Crawford and set the bales of hay on Bush's ranch aflame; I'm sick of seeing on Foxnews when Bush is vacationing from his strenuous work in DC

Didn't Bush spend more time "on vacation" on his ranch than in DC during his first year in office? I know it was sometime during his administration. :cowboy:

This morning, I had (have) a drowsy medicine that I took last night still affecting me, a bloodied thumb from a mishap at work that was turning all kinds of colors, and a sore throat. So naturally I turned to Fox News's Hitler Youth morning crew to increase the pain,:thumb: and they didn't disappoint. Bush was making cracks about not finding WMDs at the press dinner last night, and they were covering for him by saying "oh, he's just poking fun at himself, he's not insulting the memory of those who died and are dying in Iraq." Bull. Shit. That's almost as bad as the 9/11 footage in the campaign ads. :nonono:

you wonder why those behind him diddnt just put up someone a bit more competant , b:cowboy:l:cowboy:a:cowboy:i:cowboy:r:cowboy: or someone like that.

how many feet can he fit in his mouth

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Originally posted by Clockwork C > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> you Texans should go to Crawford and set the bales of hay on Bush's ranch aflame; I'm sick of seeing on Foxnews when Bush is vacationing from his strenuous work in DC

Didn't Bush spend more time "on vacation" on his ranch than in DC during his first year in office? I know it was sometime during his administration. :cowboy:

This morning, I had (have) a drowsy medicine that I took last night still affecting me, a bloodied thumb from a mishap at work that was turning all kinds of colors, and a sore throat. So naturally I turned to Fox News's Hitler Youth morning crew to increase the pain,:thumb: and they didn't disappoint. Bush was making cracks about not finding WMDs at the press dinner last night, and they were covering for him by saying "oh, he's just poking fun at himself, he's not insulting the memory of those who died and are dying in Iraq." Bull. Shit. That's almost as bad as the 9/11 footage in the campaign ads. :nonono:

you wonder why those behind him diddnt just put up someone a bit more competant , b:cowboy:l:cowboy:a:cowboy:i:cowboy:r:cowboy: or someone like that.

how many feet can he fit in his mouth Surely it's because he's incompetent that he was put up for the job in the first place! Anyone with half a brain might start asking awkward questions (like "has there actually been any planning at all for this invasion of Iraq?").

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proberbally : but blair is no halfwit (give him that), and is still mantraing along to the cia rulebook.

id say daddys name in the party played big, but im still puzzled. apparantely he works out every day. id love to see that in person though (cmon george, ppush it out , 4 more reps)

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Originally posted by Clockwork C > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> you Texans should go to Crawford and set the bales of hay on Bush's ranch aflame; I'm sick of seeing on Foxnews when Bush is vacationing from his strenuous work in DC

Didn't Bush spend more time "on vacation" on his ranch than in DC during his first year in office? I know it was sometime during his administration. :cowboy:

This morning, I had (have) a drowsy medicine that I took last night still affecting me, a bloodied thumb from a mishap at work that was turning all kinds of colors, and a sore throat. So naturally I turned to Fox News's Hitler Youth morning crew to increase the pain,:thumb: and they didn't disappoint. Bush was making cracks about not finding WMDs at the press dinner last night, and they were covering for him by saying "oh, he's just poking fun at himself, he's not insulting the memory of those who died and are dying in Iraq." Bull. Shit. That's almost as bad as the 9/11 footage in the campaign ads. :nonono:

you wonder why those behind him diddnt just put up someone a bit more competant , b:cowboy:l:cowboy:a:cowboy:i:cowboy:r:cowboy: or someone like that.

how many feet can he fit in his mouth

Depends on which person's feet. After kissing Cheney's feet he realized he could only fit one of those fat beasts in his mouth, but he can fit both of Blair's feet. Blair is not much of a man, a small manhood, so he must have small feet, right?

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You know why Cheney is VP, right? With someone that crazy that close to succeeding the Prez, nobody's gonna take a shot at me! Plus, he lets me play with Barney the dog all day while he and Rummy do "grown-up" work. Gosh, you'd think being President wuz hard, but I sure do enjoy it!

Sincerely, Dubya :cowboy:

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Hey, I just found the link for them there 80's games

he-heh, I'm gonna be playing Tetris all day! :thumb:

sincerely, Dubya :cowboy:

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Hey, I just found the link for them there 80's gameshe-heh, I'm gonna be playing Tetris all day! :thumb:sincerely,Dubya :cowboy:

Do you know how to operate that whatchamacallit, that thingamabopper computer thigie? I would not blame you if you didn't, remember Clinton only e-mailed twice during his whole presidency.

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Can't you think of something else, guys? Bush is fine but let's turn to the road back.

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Originally posted by Texas hooligan Can't you think of something else, guys? Bush is fine but let's turn to the road back.

I guess I can start talking about the Alamo, but that's not funny, but bagging Bush is always a good conversation :cowboy:

Ooh ooh, I can talk about Pantera, Dallas' finest musical act.

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You can see the path of the motorcade here, right in front of the grassy knoll....:violent2:

:p

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yeah, texas...

on a side note, is it possible to hate my state, but still love my city??

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Originally posted by sean yeah, texas... on a side note, is it possible to hate my state, but still love my city??

hell no, our fuhrer will cast us off to Mexico if we don't obey him

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eh... who the fuck are you and what did you do with tristan?

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