Insensitve Ideas

Anyone feel like suggesting some slogans for products,that companies would never be allowed to use? I was talking about this today in work and we came up with some real nasty ones.

De Beers: Diamonds, those will shut her up. (This is from Ron White who was on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour)

Mushy Peas: Disgusting-looking food for disgusting-looking people

Channel 4: Had enough of reality TV? Tough shit!

Thorntons: You wouldn`t consider this chocolate so posh if you knew my nose-picking father made it!

The Cure: The band all New Order fans love more than New Order

Lambrini: What else could Sheffield Slappers afford?

Whenever I see a Wal-mart ad, I change the slogan from Wal-Mart. Low Prices always. to Low Wages always, which'd be truth in advertising from what I hear.

Old Mil Shit beer for tough times.

Guinness: turns yer shit black. (Not exactly original, but it would be another example of truth in advertising).

Originally posted by President of the RTS fan club don't know if this really counts....but a local university (North Texas State University) had a radio station...the call letters were KNTU....said university changed it's name to the University of North Texas....I'm still waiting for the call letters to change to KUNT....will it ever happen???

Or an all hip-hop station called KRAP.

Forget Your Troubles, and Her Genital Herpes, with The Smooth Taste of Bud Light

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Forget Your Troubles, and Her Genital Herpes, with The Smooth Taste of Bud Light

I'm sorry, but that's just genius!!!

When your dead turtle absolutely has to get there over night, trust FedEx

When your ex-wife's severed head absolutely needs to get there overnight, trust FedEx

marmite : fucking shit

When your wife has pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on you, trust Igloo coolers to keep your severed dick cool.

When your wife acts a fool use a Colt.

When you feel like wasting half an hour, come to NOOL

When the b***h is dry, use KY

Originally posted by Clockwork C marmite : fucking shit

Hey, it's a matter of taste! Marmite whups Bovril's arse all day, every day! :p

I was hoping for proper nerve shredding ideas like this,

"Use german gas. Six million Jews cant be wrong."

McDonalds: Encouraging Our Employees to Wash Their Hands Since 2003 (been waiting two days to get that one on here )

For The Taste That Fills You Up But Never Slows Down Your Killing Rampage, Try Micehlob Light(don't think that's the right beer, but I can't think of it right now)

Teen People: For When You Child Finally Learns to Read

Subway: Now with Fresh Mayo!

Taco Bell: Open Late Because Our Employees are Shot Up with Smack

Ford Trucks: The Smaller Your Penis, The Bigger The Truck

MTV: Music-Free Since 1998