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I heard there's a Ron Jeremy flick called "What is This Lesbian Doing in My Pirate Movie?" But I can't recall the first one I watched. Too long ago.
Originally posted by President of the RTS fan club those movies have TITLES??????
I'm with me Brothger Jeff - I have no idea what it was called, and to be truthful I don't think I was bothered.
Lesbian Nympho's or something like that
can't remember the title...but it lots of oooh...yeah...ahhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhh...
you get the idea...
Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!
Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!
Chickens? Warped!!!!!!! 
Originally posted by Slippy > Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead> Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!
Chickens? Warped!!!!!!!
What, and fucking a pig or a donkey or a dog isn't?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (BTW, it might have been a turkey.....some kind of poultry anyhows....)
Originally posted by Spike wow this is dumb lol
You think? This is pretty highbrow compared to most of the stuff on here!!!
Originally posted by AgentWood six men, three days, one river.
And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt
;)
Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by AgentWood> six men, three days, one river.
And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt ;)
gay rafting porn flick, actually. :D
Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by AgentWood> six men, three days, one river.
And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt ;)
gay rafting porn flick, actually. :D
Is that Cockney rhyming slang 006?
Originally posted by AgentWood six men, three days, one river.
Sounds like an insane Anabaptist ritual
i can only remember it was a french movie. nice to start with! i remember this was my facewhen i was watching it ->
Must've been New Wave Hookers, the original with Traci Lords, when she was well under the legal age in most of the US.
Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application "Opening my parents bedroom door late at night". Nasty one...
I believe that one was called "The Primal Scene."
I like more porn movie titles cos sometimes they are funny (the most impossible titles can be found in porn), but contents leave me mostly aloof. 
Can't remember the title but Traci Lords was in it.
Most bizarre title was "Total Anal Carnage"
Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application "Opening my parents bedroom door late at night". Nasty one...
not so funny where you yourself are the star performer; my boy kept looking at me very funny for ages after he walked in on us, but he never said or asked anything 
Someone in work had one called "Shaving Ryans Privates",fuck all to do with Spielberg though!
I always get too wrapped up in the plots to enjoy the sex scenes...will the really hot girls make it through air stewardess school? Will they have to study hard before the night of the big exam? How will the kids respond to the new nanny? What about Dad? Will the cheerleaders raise enough money washing cars to pay for their higher education? How could anyone care about the sex after that? 
:p
I hope this crisis ends soon. I think I have seen every porno ever made.
twist<--afraid of a new porn shortage
We sell "soft" porn at the music store that I work at. Sometimes the guys that buy that stuff creep me out, like the ones who walk straight through the door and make a beeline for the porn section or spend over an hour trying to decide which one to get. Or the ones who come back week after week and spend over $70..... One of them finally confessed that he was actually buying all of these for some old men in a nursing home.... uh huh.
Sometimes I like to give them a hard time and creep up behind them and ask them if there's something in particular that they're looking for just to watch them turn bright red and walk away.
Krystal
Hum, I shouldn't say this here maybe, but let's say it...
My mom rented porn to.... Céline Dion!!!!!
And yes, it's true ;)
Originally posted by KrystalWrists We sell "soft" porn at the music store that I work at. Sometimes the guys that buy that stuff creep me out, like the ones who walk straight through the door and make a beeline for the porn section or spend over an hour trying to decide which one to get. Or the ones who come back week after week and spend over $70..... One of them finally confessed that he was actually buying all of these for some old men in a nursing home.... uh huh.Sometimes I like to give them a hard time and creep up behind them and ask them if there's something in particular that they're looking for just to watch them turn bright red and walk away.Krystal
You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?
Originally posted by Spotnick Hum, I shouldn't say this here maybe, but let's say it...My mom rented porn to.... Céline Dion!!!!!
Jesus Fuckin' Christ... that is really creepy. Can you imagine watching porn with that?
Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?
Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)
But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.
Krystal
does anyone actually know what REALLY is going on in the porn crisis
and did that guy get done for killing that porn star as well
Originally posted by Spotnick Hum, I shouldn't say this here maybe, but let's say it...My mom rented porn to.... Céline Dion!!!!!
celine dion has made a carreer out of a sort of porn. best porn star name : michael j cox
Originally posted by twist ????you mom rents porn???
My parents owned a video store for a while... my mom was the manager..
Originally posted by KrystalWrists > Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese> > > You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?
Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)
But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.
Krystal
There had been a thread going round a couple of other boards I'd been on, about true stories of people who were clerks at an adult video store, maybe somebody will recognize themselves here. It's a four page thread BTW...
Originally posted by KrystalWrists > Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese> > > You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?
Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)
But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.
Krystal
Poor smelly old men!! Sometimes all they need is a cold shower. I thought most girls of your age were into elder men... 
