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5 May 2004, 00:19

what was the first porn you ever watched???? :smoking:

5 May 2004, 02:39

those movies have TITLES?????? :confused2:

5 May 2004, 02:48

I heard there's a Ron Jeremy flick called "What is This Lesbian Doing in My Pirate Movie?" But I can't recall the first one I watched. Too long ago.

5 May 2004, 03:01

I never watched any porn. :rolleyes:

5 May 2004, 03:09

Originally posted by President of the RTS fan club those movies have TITLES??????

:lol: :clap: I'm with me Brothger Jeff - I have no idea what it was called, and to be truthful I don't think I was bothered. Lesbian Nympho's or something like that

5 May 2004, 04:03

can't remember the title...but it lots of oooh...yeah...ahhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhh...

you get the idea...

5 May 2004, 05:26

I get to teach hardcore pornography next year. And you think your job's tough!!!!!!!!!

5 May 2004, 06:04

Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!

5 May 2004, 06:14

That all time classic Deepthroat

5 May 2004, 06:27

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!

Chickens? Warped!!!!!!! :nonono: :nuts: :thumbdown: :evil4:

5 May 2004, 06:40

Originally posted by Slippy > Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead> Oh, I think the first porn flick I ever saw was something vile involving animals: the image of that chicken getting porked has damaged me for life!!!

Chickens? Warped!!!!!!! :nonono: :nuts: :thumbdown: :evil4:

What, and fucking a pig or a donkey or a dog isn't?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (BTW, it might have been a turkey.....some kind of poultry anyhows....)

5 May 2004, 09:40

wow this is dumb lol :laugh:

5 May 2004, 09:42

Originally posted by Spike wow this is dumb lol

You think? This is pretty highbrow compared to most of the stuff on here!!!

5 May 2004, 10:55

six men, three days, one river.

5 May 2004, 11:01

Originally posted by AgentWood six men, three days, one river.

And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt :jawdrop: ;)

5 May 2004, 11:06

Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by AgentWood> six men, three days, one river.

And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt :jawdrop: ;)

gay rafting porn flick, actually. :D

5 May 2004, 11:17

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by AgentWood> six men, three days, one river.

And when we met up, it was like Butter wouldn't melt :jawdrop: ;)

gay rafting porn flick, actually. :D

Is that Cockney rhyming slang 006? :skeptic: :karate:

5 May 2004, 13:34

Back Door To The Future 2, with Samantha Strong.

5 May 2004, 14:53

Originally posted by AgentWood six men, three days, one river.

deliverance?!?!?!

5 May 2004, 15:28

Originally posted by AgentWood six men, three days, one river.

Sounds like an insane Anabaptist ritual

5 May 2004, 15:29

i can only remember it was a french movie. nice to start with! i remember this was my facewhen i was watching it -> :jawdrop:

5 May 2004, 17:41

Must've been New Wave Hookers, the original with Traci Lords, when she was well under the legal age in most of the US.

5 May 2004, 18:46

"Opening my parents bedroom door late at night". Nasty one...

5 May 2004, 19:12

THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES

A CLASSIC IVE BEEN TOLD

5 May 2004, 19:44

Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application "Opening my parents bedroom door late at night". Nasty one...

I believe that one was called "The Primal Scene."

5 May 2004, 23:37

People actually watch porn? I thought that was all made up.

6 May 2004, 00:29

Hum, my parents had a video club :p

6 May 2004, 01:13

I like more porn movie titles cos sometimes they are funny (the most impossible titles can be found in porn), but contents leave me mostly aloof. :sleep:

9 May 2004, 10:08

Can't remember the title but Traci Lords was in it.

Most bizarre title was "Total Anal Carnage"

9 May 2004, 10:15

Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application "Opening my parents bedroom door late at night". Nasty one...

:laugh: not so funny where you yourself are the star performer; my boy kept looking at me very funny for ages after he walked in on us, but he never said or asked anything :blush: