PORN

Someone in work had one called "Shaving Ryans Privates",fuck all to do with Spielberg though!

Someone at work mmmmmmmm you sure about that?

Don't you people know we're in the midst of a crisis?

I always get too wrapped up in the plots to enjoy the sex scenes...will the really hot girls make it through air stewardess school? Will they have to study hard before the night of the big exam? How will the kids respond to the new nanny? What about Dad? Will the cheerleaders raise enough money washing cars to pay for their higher education? How could anyone care about the sex after that?

:p

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Don't you people know we're in the midst of a crisis?

HA! God bless the Onion.

I hope this crisis ends soon. I think I have seen every porno ever made.

twist<--afraid of a new porn shortage

We sell "soft" porn at the music store that I work at. Sometimes the guys that buy that stuff creep me out, like the ones who walk straight through the door and make a beeline for the porn section or spend over an hour trying to decide which one to get. Or the ones who come back week after week and spend over $70..... One of them finally confessed that he was actually buying all of these for some old men in a nursing home.... uh huh.

Sometimes I like to give them a hard time and creep up behind them and ask them if there's something in particular that they're looking for just to watch them turn bright red and walk away.

Krystal

????you mom rents porn???

Originally posted by KrystalWrists We sell "soft" porn at the music store that I work at. Sometimes the guys that buy that stuff creep me out, like the ones who walk straight through the door and make a beeline for the porn section or spend over an hour trying to decide which one to get. Or the ones who come back week after week and spend over $70..... One of them finally confessed that he was actually buying all of these for some old men in a nursing home.... uh huh.Sometimes I like to give them a hard time and creep up behind them and ask them if there's something in particular that they're looking for just to watch them turn bright red and walk away.Krystal

You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?

Originally posted by Spotnick Hum, I shouldn't say this here maybe, but let's say it...My mom rented porn to.... Céline Dion!!!!!And yes, it's true ;)

Jesus Fuckin' Christ... that is really creepy. Can you imagine watching porn with that?

Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?

Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)

But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.

Krystal

does anyone actually know what REALLY is going on in the porn crisis

and did that guy get done for killing that porn star as well

Originally posted by Spotnick Hum, I shouldn't say this here maybe, but let's say it...My mom rented porn to.... Céline Dion!!!!!And yes, it's true ;)

celine dion has made a carreer out of a sort of porn. best porn star name : michael j cox

What's porn?

Originally posted by KrystalWrists > Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese> > > You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?

Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)

But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.

Krystal

There had been a thread going round a couple of other boards I'd been on, about true stories of people who were clerks at an adult video store, maybe somebody will recognize themselves here. It's a four page thread BTW...

http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Originally posted by KrystalWrists > Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese> > > You're a bad girl. Don't you feel sad for these poor unhappy males?

Well yeah, if their face looks like they got caught in a train wreck and chances are thats as close to a female as they'll ever get then of coarse I feel sorry for them. ;)

But the smelly, 50 to 60 year old guys freak me out.

Krystal

Poor smelly old men!! Sometimes all they need is a cold shower. I thought most girls of your age were into elder men...