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Unless this has been done before, i thought it would be interesting for people to put up quotes, one liners, maxims etc that they have come accross and may be of interest to others.
"it's amazing that the amount of news that happens every day always exactly fits the newspaper" - Jerry Seinfeld
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence, I think not."
I think that was uttered by Steven Wright...not 100% positive though...it's still a great quote though!!!
My mate Bill once said ...
"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."
:D
"Anyway, get married. If things work, good for you. You'll have a life full of love sharing. If it doesn't, you may become a good philosopher" - FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE
Originally posted by Me too... "Anyway, get married. If things work, good for you. You'll have a life full of love sharing. If it doesn't, you may become a good philosopher" - FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE
"Thoughts of suicide help one get through a long night". Also by Nietzche, from "Beyond Good And Evil".
You got a fucking big mouth. You really have. OK cuntface, you paid to get in, it's your choice.
Bernard Sumner 7 December 1985 The Fulcrum Slough, UK
Iggy Pop said something to the audience once like, "You paid 7 bucks to get in, and I'm making 10 grand, so SCREW YA!!!!"
Found this in a local Melbourne newspaper. "Careers Scotland, an employment assistance body in Britain, is under fire after getting its staff to wear t-shirts saying "Make it in Scotland", which were actually made in Morocco". 
Heard this on TV about people with credit cards "people are spending money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like". My sentiments exactly.
"its on the ledger" meaning it is on the ledge and nothing to do with accounting, just a little private joke here:)
Originally posted by Buffy "its on the ledger" meaning it is on the ledge and nothing to do with accounting, just a little private joke here:)
You mean you where pissed and everything was on the ledge of your house in Camberwell.
During the first few overs of the test match today, the masterful and ever-so-slightly camp Richie B. was pondering the 30,000th no-ball call in test matches since new rules were introduced about front foot/back foot. His co-commentator made a gently withering aside about his anal retentiveness and love of computer databases full of stats. After a few moments thought, Richie replies:
"A glass of chardonnay....a computer....no balls......Sounds like a wonderful way to spend an evening"
Well, I thought it was funny....
"First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffering and following their own evil desires" from 2 Peter 2:3. Um... Yeah...Whatever 
Originally posted by Buffy "I love acting. It is so much more real than life". Oscar Wilde
Love Oscar, smartest man that ever lived, good one Buffy.
Well I could be the smartest girl (IQ 142)! and yes in Camberwell on the Edwardian period homes continual ledge around the house. Very good place to put crap and grow cobwebs!
"I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability" - Oscar Wilde. If anyone knows any of Oscar's other quotes, please post them here. Thanx.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
It is a very sad thing , that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Oscar Wilde
