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Picked up a collection of stuff from the McSweeneys website (humor pieces) a couple of days ago, it's pretty good (laughed myself silly at the "Diary of a Cobra Recruit").

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Originally posted by Buffer Low > > porn videos have music ;)

Which is why people by this crap, the fucken music. Video 586 would make good porno music. Hmmm...there's an idea for a thread: What New Order song would fit best in a porn?

Maybe Michael Winterbottom could've used New Order playing live in that art-porn movie he made, instead of Black Leather Franz Interpol or whatever "hip" new bands he used.

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Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Buffer Low> > > > > > porn videos have music ;)>

Which is why people by this crap, the fucken music. Video 586 would make good porno music. Hmmm...there's an idea for a thread: What New Order song would fit best in a porn?

Maybe Michael Winterbottom could've used New Order playing live in that art-porn movie he made, instead of Black Leather Franz Interpol or whatever "hip" new bands he used.

Maybe a porno with NO music as the backdrop could be the Community 2 project. :p

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> No more reading for me. I got a 802.11g network installed in my house, so now I'm fiddling around with that.

Instant porn then :D

Porn in the backyard, bathroom, the kitchen, the laundry room, and in the front yard at 4 in the morning even. :evil4: Won't you get tired of looking at it after a while? Can't you just use all that speed to do something more wholesome, like downloading music videos from K-lite, instead?

porn videos have music ;) So, I assume you're watching "Domino Dancing" on repeat?

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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> No more reading for me. I got a 802.11g network installed in my house, so now I'm fiddling around with that.

Instant porn then :D

Porn in the backyard, bathroom, the kitchen, the laundry room, and in the front yard at 4 in the morning even. :evil4: Won't you get tired of looking at it after a while? Can't you just use all that speed to do something more wholesome, like downloading music videos from K-lite, instead?

porn videos have music ;) So, I assume you're watching "Domino Dancing" on repeat?

I can only assume thats a reference to the supposed homo-eroticism in the Pet Shop Boys video of the same name?

OK video, you'd need to be slightly pervy to read anything into it. PSB have far far gayer videos.

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > > Originally posted by Buffer Low> > > > > > > > > > porn videos have music ;)> > >

Which is why people by this crap, the fucken music. Video 586 would make good porno music. Hmmm...there's an idea for a thread: What New Order song would fit best in a porn?

Maybe Michael Winterbottom could've used New Order playing live in that art-porn movie he made, instead of Black Leather Franz Interpol or whatever "hip" new bands he used.

Maybe a porno with NO music as the backdrop could be the Community 2 project. :p I nominate myself as one of the actors for said porno. :p

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you're an actor, are you David? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Buffer Low you're an actor, are you David? :rolleyes:

Classically trained. First you try to copy the masters, like Ron Jeremy, and then you gradually develop your own style and discover your voice. My voice says, "Suck it, bitch." :D

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