Cool Russian things thread

Maria Sharapova.

http://www.wimbledon.org/en_GB/news/photos/galleries/2004-07-01/200407011088698093841.html

She's very tall...!!!

Chris :)

Siberian winters

Fabrege' and those cool fur hats

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead Maria Sharapova.

I hope she beats the Compton girl

...ay carramba, common Baby, sit on my face and sing the 'La Bamba' !!! ... first - then

Is it just me or does Sharapova look a lot hotter than that hockey tart Kournikova

Maria is really cute. But what about Paulina Porizkova?

Vodka...

....or his apparently large male appendage Damnit, I saw a photo of the supposed member earlier this week, but I can't quite recall when or where just now.

Anyway, The Master And The Margarita, by Bulgakov, is a very entertaing read.

There aren't any cool Russian things.

Andrei Tarkovsky.

Obviously.

vodka

chekov's gun (but not his boring plays, which are all about looking out windows and wondering whether or not to travel to Moscow before the winter)

the october revolution

soviet montage theory (heck, eisenstein's pretty cool, so i'll drop his name)

five-year plans

rasputin

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead> Maria Sharapova.> >

I hope she beats the Compton girl

You got your wish...

6-1 6-4, the 3rd youngest winner of the title. Definitely cool!

and unlike kournikova, she got game!

Damn she dominated the 2nd serve. I have never seen someone control Serena like that before. I hope this matchup will become a common one in years to come.

Boris Ieltsin and his speechs powered by liters and liters of vodka....you don't need to speak Russian to see how funny the speeched were..his red face was enough !!

Someone should ban BLOND Russian women from tennis altogether. Far too many of them. Dark-haired ones are okay, though.

T.A.T.U.

Originally posted by Aleph T.A.T.U.

Couldn't help but notice that they're both pretty ugly. But this has been brought up by others long ago.

chechnya

Originally posted by Clockwork C chechnya

I prefer Yeltsin's liver, myself.

regarding you gents' love for sharapova--

DIRTY OLD MEN! SHAME!

ok, i fancy frankie 'malcolm in the middle' muniz, but at least he's LEGAL!

Originally posted by AgentWood regarding you gents' love for sharapova--DIRTY OLD MEN! SHAME! ok, i fancy frankie 'malcolm in the middle' muniz, but at least he's LEGAL!

Why? How old is she? (And no, I didn't think she was terribly sexified, being of the blonde-headed persuasion).

She's 17.

And therefore both lovely and legal. And is it just me, or do those legs go on, like, forever.......?????

17. ok, she's not that young, but still...

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead She's 17.And therefore both lovely and legal. And is it just me, or do those legs go on, like, forever.......?????

17 ain't legal for us over here!

I think I'll wait until she is 18; by that time she'll have accumulated enough money to pay for my services.

Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her.

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up> to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???> > as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her. You're probably about a foot and half taller than she is.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up> > to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???> > > > as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!>

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her. You're probably about a foot and half taller than she is.

Nah, I think she is 6'1'

Originally posted by Doesn't Anybody Want To Play? 17 is the Age of Consent in Texas!!! Come on Maria...get you SOME!!!:p

And good ole New York

Sorry to drag this one back to the top, but I'm still obsessed, and now I've found out she has the same birthday as me. Only 13 years later. Dudley Moore was born on April 19th as well but he never held the same appeal, strangely enough....

Originally posted by Jeff > Originally posted by Doesn't Anybody Want To Play?> 17 is the Age of Consent in Texas!!! > > Come on Maria...get you SOME!!!> > :p

and having just heard Ladytron, made me remember...they only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you're no fun!!!!:p

I only think about blue jeans when I hear Ladytron :p