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I think I'll wait until she is 18; by that time she'll have accumulated enough money to pay for my services.

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to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???

as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!

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Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her.

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up> to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???> > as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her. You're probably about a foot and half taller than she is.

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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by Smack My Finch Up> > to pay for YOUR services...haven't you got that a bit backwards???> > > > as for my earlier offer...it no longer stands...how much could we have in common??? She needs to find herself a nice you man, like Trevor!!!>

Hey I'm even younger, and hell I think she needs a man taller than her. You're probably about a foot and half taller than she is.

Nah, I think she is 6'1'

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Originally posted by Doesn't Anybody Want To Play? 17 is the Age of Consent in Texas!!! Come on Maria...get you SOME!!!:p

And good ole New York :smoking:

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Sorry to drag this one back to the top, but I'm still obsessed, and now I've found out she has the same birthday as me. Only 13 years later. Dudley Moore was born on April 19th as well but he never held the same appeal, strangely enough....

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Originally posted by Doesn't Anybody Want To Play? 17 is the Age of Consent in Texas!!! Come on Maria...get you SOME!!!:p

and having just heard Ladytron, made me remember...they only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you're no fun!!!!:p

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Originally posted by Jeff > Originally posted by Doesn't Anybody Want To Play?> 17 is the Age of Consent in Texas!!! > > Come on Maria...get you SOME!!!> > :p

and having just heard Ladytron, made me remember...they only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you're no fun!!!!:p

I only think about blue jeans when I hear Ladytron :scratch::p

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