Your favourite Porn Film

Bendover's British Housewives Fantasies takes some beating...... err acording to my neighbour

Well I don't know about my favorite...but Behind the Green Door should be in everyone's collection!! It's a classic!!

Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

Dammit!

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Bendover's British Housewives Fantasies takes some beating......

And not just the film, eh?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

What sweets have they got in their sweet rack? Mints? Fruit Gums? Liquorice Allsorts? If they had a bra they could keep some sweets in that too, although a bag would be better.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

RoboFox. Woman gets stold up on a blind date, runs out of the pub crying and gets hit by a car. Lesbo doctor restores her health and tunrs her into a hot fucking machine and she seeks revenge on the date that stood her up.

never seen any

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Don't forget your Diana Ross...Sista!!!

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance?

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance? That must be a very filthy doll after 24 years of "service."

In unrelated news, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Bronski Beat/Erasure/PSB mix. :p

porn films are always cheesy, and stupid, not entertaining in any way...

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > > > > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance? That must be a very filthy doll after 24 years of "service."

In unrelated news, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Bronski Beat/Erasure/PSB mix. :p

What? No Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Fine Young Cannibals, Communards (yes I know Bronski Beat is virtually the same band) or Dusty Springfield on there for extra gayness?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. What's wrong with the Pet Shop Boys? Anyway, my favorite porno is their "Domino Dancing" video.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. What's wrong with the Pet Shop Boys? Anyway, my favorite porno is their "Domino Dancing" video. Have you seen the original UK video for "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Gayest video ever...so definitely worth a laugh! :D

"Caught From Behind #5", with Rachel Ryan (signing as Penny Morgan).

Impossible to find nowadays.

"case of the smiling stiffs" and '101 sexual positions", the only porn films i have ever seen, the later being the best. That film taught me a lot, sort of a video version of "the joy of sex".

I'd like to see "Daisychain," starring Mary-Kate, Ashley, and Blue Order.

Anyone starred by ms. Pam Anderson

Hmmm.. I've always thought porn movies are boring. I don't know why... I bet there must be pieces of art and fun.

the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....

the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....

spam wrote: the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....

Are you SURE you are in it?

Thanks

i wouldn't know about these things.

Nine Songs is very good. I watched it again the other day, as it happens.

notice how no ladies are posting in this thread.

It's an old thread that someone just dredged up. Wonder what search term they were using?

betty does blackburn is quite good , but not as good as berty does burnley.

Barney does Bolton

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Barney does Bolton

EVERYONE has done BOLTON

SPAM from Spam

spam wrote: the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....

Making tonights C4 documentary?

23:05 Amateur Porn [subtitles]
A compelling second season of the Dark Side of Porn strand. The season opener, Amateur Porn, reveals what really happens on the first rung of the UK's sex industry career ladder, where the girl-next-door comes cheap but the stakes are high.

Salacious indeed.

Weapons of ASS destruction is a good un, errr so Rocket tells me

Flying Teapot wrote: Weapons of ASS destruction is a good un, errr so Rocket tells me

What a bummer,i told you to keep STUM!

Three Men and A Horny Lady

Three Men and A Horny Lady

Can you do Mick a copy but send it to me. I will pass it on

Flying Teapot wrote:

Three Men and A Horny Lady

Can you do Mick a copy but send it to me. I will toss it off

You DIRTY old man!

Thanks a lot Mick

six men, three days, one river. quality.

How about the one where the two girls are washing a car, then they start spraying each other with the water hose until they're both soaked and their clothes are just hanging on and they start to take off their shirts and....then I wake up

Yeah, don't like that one either

James Thomas wrote:

spam wrote: the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....

Making tonights C4 documentary?

23:05 Amateur Porn [subtitles]
A compelling second season of the Dark Side of Porn strand. The season opener, Amateur Porn, reveals what really happens on the first rung of the UK's sex industry career ladder, where the girl-next-door comes cheap but the stakes are high.

Salacious indeed.

Nice one James I shall be watching, the doggy paddle and breast stroke are getting "BORING".have you tried the web site then? www.SALACIOUSBAND.CO.UK:thumb:

WANKING OVER WHITEFIELD. What's that? Oh It's not been made yet.

Actually last one I saw was one with Tera Patrick.Some Carribean thing,purporting to be some detective thing,till she starts playing the purple flute.

monty wrote: WANKING OVER WHITEFIELD. What's that? Oh It's not been made yet.

RECKON YOU WOULD MAKE A TOP PORN STAR. WENDY DOES WHITEFIELD AND MONTY DOES HER MUVA.

Taboo # 7 wrote: How about the one where the two girls are washing a car, then they start spraying each other with the water hose until they're both soaked and their clothes are just hanging on and they start to take off their shirts and....then I wake up

Yeah, don't like that one either

Dukes of Hazzard?

spam wrote:

monty wrote: WANKING OVER WHITEFIELD. What's that? Oh It's not been made yet.

RECKON YOU WOULD MAKE A TOP PORN STAR. WENDY DOES WHITEFIELD AND MONTY DOES HER MUVA.

Oh BEHAVE

Did Kenneth Williams do porn ?

Errr...Claudia Rossi ones.

WOW :sex:

Prague girls beat the bottle blonde inflatable Yanks. Easy!!!!!!!!Easy!!!!!!

J.A.K wrote: Prague girls beat the bottle blonde inflatable Yanks. Easy!!!!!!!!Easy!!!!!!

seconded

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

More like this please!

Prague girls beat the bottle blonde inflatable Yanks.

How much are flights to Prague?

TERA!

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

monty wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

Although why you'd be clock watching is beyond me!

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote:

monty wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

Although why you'd be clock watching is beyond me!

it is true. i can't see anything bar the top half of that picture.

Have you seen the original UK video for "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Gayest video ever...so definitely worth a laugh! :D

When I saw that damn clip it put me off the song

Some more info on the porn film i saw when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

BufferLow wrote: I saw a porn film once when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

seen it too. one of the first i ever saw. A investigative classic. I always wanted a moustache like those two Detectives. oh well...

BufferLow wrote: I saw a porn film once when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

J.A.K wrote:

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

Of course i do, it's the only porno film i've seen apart from 101 Sexual Positions, and films that terrible scar your memory.

Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

BufferLow wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

Of course i do, it's the only porno film i've seen apart from 101 Sexual Positions, and films that terrible scar your memory.

yeah yeah. i'm into my double century btw. no books needed mate.

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

thank fuck times have changed. German ones - - -

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

Did you regonise anyone from here in it!BIGINBED for instance?

Rocket Mick wrote:

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

Did you regonise anyone from here in it!BIGINBED for instance?

I'll watch it again, more closely this time

J.A.K wrote: yeah yeah. i'm into my double century btw. no books needed mate.

Um... Erm... Duuuh... i'm sure it's obvious to you that i have no idea what you're talking about, "double century"?, "no books needed"? what do you mean my good man?

Flying Teapot wrote: Did Kenneth Williams do porn ?

ONLY CARRY ON UP THE MATRON ONES. OOOH MATRON!!!