Your favourite Porn Film

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

monty wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

Although why you'd be clock watching is beyond me!

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote:

monty wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote: Anything with Briana Banks.

LORDY!! Al,I've just noticed something.Is it me or has she got a watch on her ankle? Now THAT'S handy!! Though maybe not for her.

Although why you'd be clock watching is beyond me!

it is true. i can't see anything bar the top half of that picture.

Have you seen the original UK video for "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Gayest video ever...so definitely worth a laugh! :D

When I saw that damn clip it put me off the song

Some more info on the porn film i saw when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

BufferLow wrote: I saw a porn film once when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

seen it too. one of the first i ever saw. A investigative classic. I always wanted a moustache like those two Detectives. oh well...

BufferLow wrote: I saw a porn film once when i was a teenager called "Case Of The Smiling Stiffs". The plot (if you can call it that) was about a guy called Dick Silverman who had a giant silver penis (that was actually made out of aluminium foil). It was the biggest load of fucken shit i have ever seen, porn is for people (guys) who can't get laid, it's just sad.

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

J.A.K wrote:

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

Of course i do, it's the only porno film i've seen apart from 101 Sexual Positions, and films that terrible scar your memory.

Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

BufferLow wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

haha. you still remember it though. Not to mention the names of the characters, which is more than me.

Of course i do, it's the only porno film i've seen apart from 101 Sexual Positions, and films that terrible scar your memory.

yeah yeah. i'm into my double century btw. no books needed mate.

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

thank fuck times have changed. German ones - - -

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

Did you regonise anyone from here in it!BIGINBED for instance?

Rocket Mick wrote:

Ness Order wrote: Never seen a good one.

I particular remember one that was mother on son - German I think - rather unusual, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

I got one sent to me anonymously at work! A really cheap lesbian one where most of the buildings and scenery were drawn on afterwards really badly. Not very good action either.

Did you regonise anyone from here in it!BIGINBED for instance?

I'll watch it again, more closely this time

J.A.K wrote: yeah yeah. i'm into my double century btw. no books needed mate.

Um... Erm... Duuuh... i'm sure it's obvious to you that i have no idea what you're talking about, "double century"?, "no books needed"? what do you mean my good man?

Flying Teapot wrote: Did Kenneth Williams do porn ?

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