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Bendover's British Housewives Fantasies takes some beating...... err acording to my neighbour :uhoh:

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Well I don't know about my favorite...but Behind the Green Door should be in everyone's collection!! :nod: It's a classic!!

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Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

Dammit! :nonono:

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Bendover's British Housewives Fantasies takes some beating......

And not just the film, eh?

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

What sweets have they got in their sweet rack? Mints? Fruit Gums? Liquorice Allsorts? If they had a bra they could keep some sweets in that too, although a bag would be better.

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

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RoboFox. Woman gets stold up on a blind date, runs out of the pub crying and gets hit by a car. Lesbo doctor restores her health and tunrs her into a hot fucking machine and she seeks revenge on the date that stood her up.

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never seen any

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Don't forget your Diana Ross...Sista!!! :spin:

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance?

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance? That must be a very filthy doll after 24 years of "service."

In unrelated news, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Bronski Beat/Erasure/PSB mix. :p

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porn films are always cheesy, and stupid, not entertaining in any way...

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Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > > > > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!? Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Suggesting you are gay? Well you are a democrat...

I was just more amazed at the fact you have a 24 old topless girl next to you. Is it a twenty year old blow up doll by chance? That must be a very filthy doll after 24 years of "service."

In unrelated news, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Bronski Beat/Erasure/PSB mix. :p

What? No Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Fine Young Cannibals, Communards (yes I know Bronski Beat is virtually the same band) or Dusty Springfield on there for extra gayness?

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D>

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. What's wrong with the Pet Shop Boys? Anyway, my favorite porno is their "Domino Dancing" video.

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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > Porn, schmorn... I've got a 24 year old with a sweet rack and no bra sitting across from me. :D> > >

So you have a shirtless 24 year old obese man with man boobs next to you?

Are you suggesting I'm gay?!?

Now I'm going to have to listen to my Bronski Beat/Erasure/Pet Shop Boys mix MD to lift my spirits after that hurtful comment. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. What's wrong with the Pet Shop Boys? Anyway, my favorite porno is their "Domino Dancing" video. Have you seen the original UK video for "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Gayest video ever...so definitely worth a laugh! :D

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"Caught From Behind #5", with Rachel Ryan (signing as Penny Morgan).

Impossible to find nowadays.

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"case of the smiling stiffs" and '101 sexual positions", the only porn films i have ever seen, the later being the best. That film taught me a lot, sort of a video version of "the joy of sex".

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I'd like to see "Daisychain," starring Mary-Kate, Ashley, and Blue Order.

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Anyone starred by ms. Pam Anderson

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Hmmm.. I've always thought porn movies are boring. I don't know why...:shrug: I bet there must be pieces of art and fun.

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the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....:spit:

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the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....:spit:

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spam wrote: the best i've seen is the one me and the girlfriend made two weeks ago. just watched it again tonite....:spit:

Are you SURE you are in it?:laugh:

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:abovelol: :rofl:

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:evil4: Thanks:laugh:

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i wouldn't know about these things. :rolleyes:

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Nine Songs is very good. I watched it again the other day, as it happens.

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