Fight

I think me and JSB should fight, cuase hes a bitch:D

but then i expect later will be beer buddies

Skip the fight and go get pissed together.

then have a fight. completely pissed fighting is much funnier due to lack of co-ordination

Originally posted by Mr Ben then have a fight. completely pissed fighting is much funnier due to lack of co-ordination

and when your fighting drunk you feel no pain.

SPIKE...if you fight like you SPELL you are FCUKED!

Originally posted by Rocket Mick SPIKE...if you fight like you SPELL you are FCUKED!

Originally posted by Jeff wow...violence on the NOOL boards...I reckon me and Shug should duke it out over that last lager in his refrigerator!!!

JEFF...you are ALWAYS losing..............

Originally posted by Spike I think me and JSB should fight, cuase hes a bitch:D but then i expect later will be beer buddies

JSB as your beer buddy? He's probably old enough to be your father!

i fight better then i spell trust me. Plus im 6'3 and im big not tall and skinny, so heh heh heh, trust me i got this one in da bag lol more like kickin him in the nuts!

I'd love to give Spike a dry slap, but I'm afraid I can't go for a drink with him; I'm tee-total, you see, & he's probably about 8 years underage. We could pop to a Starbucks though, enjoy a couple of Flat Whites, then I'll tan his backside good `n proper!

Spike, you really 6"3? That's an inch taller than me. Hope you've got some weight on you like I have, there's nothing more piss-easy than kicking the shit out of a lanky beanpole. I don't know if I believe you though Spike, I mean: you must only be about 12 years old, if that, so I guess your height claims are rather like your typing skills: namely a bunch of arse! :D

yea took u a long time to respond lol im gonna lay the smack down on you , and im 16 so i have to drink illegaly, so dont worry after that will have bets and drunk fights, it will be loads of fun...think of this

The New Order Smack Down Show!

yea you and me on the first show lol and im gonna kick ur fat arse hahha u fricken low life.

I weight 190, im 6'3 one blue eye, and one green, and i have Blonde hair, im as sexy as Bernard and style as David bowie.....hmm, david bowie always had a good sense of style (that part wit bowie was a joke)

Riiiiiight.

Keep on taking the medicine Spike, if not for us, then at least do it for your poor mother & father...

Bernard Joy Division Days DAMNIT

Originally posted by Jeff Oh...my bad, I am not very good with dates, ask the prostitutes around the way!!!

Originally posted by Spike yea took u a long time to respond lol im gonna lay the smack down on you , and im 16 so i have to drink illegaly, so dont worry after that will have bets and drunk fights, it will be loads of fun...think of this The New Order Smack Down Show!yea you and me on the first show lol and im gonna kick ur fat arse hahha u fricken low life. I weight 190, im 6'3 one blue eye, and one green, and i have Blonde hair, im as sexy as Bernard and style as David bowie.....hmm, david bowie always had a good sense of style (that part wit bowie was a joke)

I can bet that you fight as well as any suburban from New Jersey

Spike Vs JSB - I always thought they were the same person anyway...

CTB

Thanks CTB, it all makes sense now.

Isn't this off topic. Shouldn't it be in Behind Closed Doors.

This thread is must be on of the lamest in NOOL's history. Both JSB and Spike are wee idiots. A chimp can spell better than Spike, and JSB why the fuck does anyone choose to move to the "garden" state, and don't give me that "family" bullshit.

I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.

Originally posted by Tristan

I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.

"...but we were never being boring."

:D

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by Tristan > > I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.> > >

"...but we were never being boring." :D

I waited for someone to say that!

By tanning his backside are you saying that you are going to spewg on his back when you are "finished" or put on the dom outfit and whip him first??

Originally posted by Tristan This thread is must be on of the lamest in NOOL's history. Both JSB and Spike are wee idiots. A chimp can spell better than Spike, and JSB why the fuck does anyone choose to move to the "garden" state, and don't give me that "family" bullshit. I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.

The family "bullshit" as you call it means a hell of a lot to me, that's the only reason I'm moving to New Jersey, so now that's cleared up I suggest you eat shit & die, you obnoxious old nonce.

i think this is going to turn into a gang war lol

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Tristan> > > This thread is must be on of the lamest in NOOL's history. Both JSB and Spike are wee idiots. A chimp can spell better than Spike, and JSB why the fuck does anyone choose to move to the "garden" state, and don't give me that "family" bullshit. > > > I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.> > >

The family "bullshit" as you call it means a hell of a lot to me, that's the only reason I'm moving to New Jersey, so now that's cleared up I suggest you eat shit & die, you obnoxious old nonce.

Sarcasm eludes you.

Originally posted by Ally3000 You can really "feel the lurrrve" with this thread can't you?Ally.

yes, you really can feel the love on this thread

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > This thread is must be on of the lamest in NOOL's history. Both JSB and Spike are wee idiots. A chimp can spell better than Spike, and JSB why the fuck does anyone choose to move to the "garden" state, and don't give me that "family" bullshit. > > > > > > I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.> > > > > > >

The family "bullshit" as you call it means a hell of a lot to me, that's the only reason I'm moving to New Jersey, so now that's cleared up I suggest you eat shit & die, you obnoxious old nonce.

Sarcasm eludes you.

I hope a painful & deabilitating illness doesn't elude you. You've got some nerve passing comment about my motivations for moving to New Jersey, especially when you know fuck all about me or my family.

If the "feud" between Spike & myself annoys you, then just fuck off & don't read this thread anymore. But don't make me out to be a liar over what I said months ago when I was starting to sell all my stuff to move to NJ, that I'm doing it mainly to be closer to my wife's family.

No fucker on this website needs to tell me I post spiteful, nasty & downright horrible messages sometimes. Nobody's giving out prizes for stating the bleeding obvious, & the people here with a modicum of brain-power on this board (you people know who you are) "get" my shit-stirring & don't take it seriously. But I fucking resent someone like you, Tristan, a quite frankly boring, useless lump of dung who has never contributed one single half-interesting message to the NOOL boards since Day One, calling me a liar.

Maybe questioning my motives is your "highly intelligent, sophisticated & ironic" way of giving me a taste of my own medicine, but to me it looks like some sad, pathetic New Order Nerd looking for his first online pat-on-the-back from his peers. Never gonna happen Tristan, you're just not that funny & certainly not that popular. But don't despair, lad; popularity is an over-rated virtue. I should know, & besides, winding pricks like you up is a thousand times more enjoyable than kissing arse every day.

"Oh, love me, LOVE ME, fellow New Order fans..."

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> > > > > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > This thread is must be on of the lamest in NOOL's history. Both JSB and Spike are wee idiots. A chimp can spell better than Spike, and JSB why the fuck does anyone choose to move to the "garden" state, and don't give me that "family" bullshit. > > > > > > > > > I suggest this thread should be closed. It's being boring.> > > > > > > > > > > >

The family "bullshit" as you call it means a hell of a lot to me, that's the only reason I'm moving to New Jersey, so now that's cleared up I suggest you eat shit & die, you obnoxious old nonce.

Sarcasm eludes you.

I hope a painful & deabilitating illness doesn't elude you. You've got some nerve passing comment about my motivations for moving to New Jersey, especially when you know fuck all about me or my family. If the "feud" between Spike & myself annoys you, then just fuck off & don't read this thread anymore. But don't make me out to be a liar over what I said months ago when I was starting to sell all my stuff to move to NJ, that I'm doing it mainly to be closer to my wife's family. No fucker on this website needs to tell me I post spiteful, nasty & downright horrible messages sometimes. Nobody's giving out prizes for stating the bleeding obvious, & the people here with a modicum of brain-power on this board (you people know who you are) "get" my shit-stirring & don't take it seriously. But I fucking resent someone like you, Tristan, a quite frankly boring, useless lump of dung who has never contributed one single half-interesting message to the NOOL boards since Day One, calling me a liar. Maybe questioning my motives is your "highly intelligent, sophisticated & ironic" way of giving me a taste of my own medicine, but to me it looks like some sad, pathetic New Order Nerd looking for his first online pat-on-the-back from his peers. Never gonna happen Tristan, you're just not that funny & certainly not that popular. But don't despair, lad; popularity is an over-rated virtue. I should know, & besides, winding pricks like you up is a thousand times more enjoyable than kissing arse every day. "Oh, love me, LOVE ME, fellow New Order fans..."

That gave me quite a laugh, and I will fuck off from commenting on this inane "feud" between you and a teenager. As for your comments about me, well keep on making them please, for it's just more comedy for myself. Have fun in Jersey JSB.

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes "Oh, love me, LOVE ME, fellow New Order fans..."

At the risk of becoming the next sitting duck, doesn't that sound a wee bit too much like "Oh, hate me, HATE ME, fellow New Order fans..." ?

Having said that, can someone - finally - move this thread in the :topic: forum?!?!?!

Originally posted by feline > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> "Oh, love me, LOVE ME, fellow New Order fans..."

At the risk of becoming the next sitting duck, doesn't that sound a wee bit too much like "Oh, hate me, HATE ME, fellow New Order fans..." ?

Having said that, can someone - finally - move this thread in the :topic: forum?!?!?!

You^ shut up this forum rocks dumb butt

Im only kidden wit JSB i think we have the same sense of humor, i just love pissin him off, but i dont want to really hurt ur feelings, if i did i'll really say sorry... I think it would be cool if we met and became friends. The old New Order Fan and the Teen New Order fan, i bet theirs differances lol

It's alright Spike, you haven't hurt my feelings. In fact, you seem like quite a nice kid actually. More than I can say for certain other people around this place...

I'd love to hang out with you Spike, I'm sure you'd find that JSB the person & JSB the NOOL member are two completely different people (honest!). I like to get into a sort of "hateful, spiteful character" when I'm on here because a) I'm nothing like that in real life, & b) this place would be boring as fuck if it wasn't for JSB.

I resent you calling me old though, I'm 24 years old! :D Oh, & Tristan, as indifferent as I am to your undoubtedly genuine concern, fret ye not, I'll have a whale of a time in Jersey. You're on the other side of the country, so that's a bonus for a start...

Originally posted by feline > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> "Oh, love me, LOVE ME, fellow New Order fans..."

At the risk of becoming the next sitting duck, doesn't that sound a wee bit too much like "Oh, hate me, HATE ME, fellow New Order fans..." ?

Having said that, can someone - finally - move this thread in the :topic: forum?!?!?!

Possibly it does, Feline, but I really don't mind whether NOOLers love or hate me or just don't give a toss. As long as I'm having a laugh, that's all that matters to me, who gives a damn what you bunch of wankers think?

I agree though, this topic should have been in 'Behind Closed Doors' from the start. But I'm sure Spike didn't realise it was the wrong forum, & the moderators have had plenty of time to move it/ close it/ delete it...

haha i knew that i was puttin it in here, but since i love the publicty, and the moderaters love me, and im known to put BCD things in here, it was my job to do it

oh and JSB if i knew u where 24, i would of called u young too, i didnt know u where 24 lol

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes It's alright Spike, you haven't hurt my feelings. In fact, you seem like quite a nice kid actually. More than I can say for certain other people around this place... I'd love to hang out with you Spike, I'm sure you'd find that JSB the person & JSB the NOOL member are two completely different people (honest!). I like to get into a sort of "hateful, spiteful character" when I'm on here because a) I'm nothing like that in real life, & b) this place would be boring as fuck if it wasn't for JSB.I resent you calling me old though, I'm 24 years old! :D Oh, & Tristan, as indifferent as I am to your undoubtedly genuine concern, fret ye not, I'll have a whale of a time in Jersey. You're on the other side of the country, so that's a bonus for a start...

Yes, but several other NOOLers live on the east coast. And, Philadelphia isn't that far from most of New Jersey, although I can't help think of the "Toxic Avenger" movies when I think about NJ.

acculty who lives in new jersey besides me and JSB?

Spike, a few people on these boards have got something against NJ. Don't ask me why, I've no idea, but all I can say is that just about every place on this earth has good & bad points to it. Apart from Manchester, which obviously has no redeeming features whatsoever... ;)

I suggest all the NJ detractors come & visit the nice areas of the state (such as the one I'll be living in) before they tar the whole state with the "Newark brush". At least all the places I've slagged off before I've actually been to, unlike these NOOL gobshites who probably see a bad part of NJ on the telly every so often, then assume the whole state is a shithole. It's alright, me & Spike know the real deal!

Hell Yes

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes Spike, a few people on these boards have got something against NJ. Don't ask me why, I've no idea, but all I can say is that just about every place on this earth has good & bad points to it. Apart from Manchester, which obviously has no redeeming features whatsoever... ;)I suggest all the NJ detractors come & visit the nice areas of the state (such as the one I'll be living in) before they tar the whole state with the "Newark brush". At least all the places I've slagged off before I've actually been to, unlike these NOOL gobshites who probably see a bad part of NJ on the telly every so often, then assume the whole state is a shithole. It's alright, me & Spike know the real deal!

NJ isn't a "shit hole," it's just boring. Aside from cruddy cities like Newark and Camden, most of the state seems to be one long stretch of suburbia between Philadelphia and New York.

I'm sure New Jersey isn't "boring" throughout. Besides, some people may enjoy miles of suburbia. God knows, living where I have for the past 24 years, I'm looking forward to finally moving to a decent area.

What constitutes an interesting state then, mate?...

don't be fooled by illinois. aside from chicago, everthing else is in my opinion, boring. even people who live about 50 miles away say they are from chicago because they don't like admitting they are from minooka or some place like that. i met someone who was from gary, indiana who said he was from chicago. much better here than in iowa (no offense twist) or wisconsin or indiana. california i think is interesting. earthqaukes, land slides, wild fires, san diego, LA, etc...

Originally posted by kamar don't be fooled by illinois. aside from chicago, everthing else is in my opinion, boring. even people who live about 50 miles away say they are from chicago because they don't like admitting they are from minooka or some place like that. i met someone who was from gary, indiana who said he was from chicago. much better here than in iowa (no offense twist) or wisconsin or indiana. california i think is interesting. earthqaukes, land slides, wild fires, san diego, LA, etc...

Gary isn't boring! It's a crime infested ghetto that hails itself as the home of the Jacksons.

how can a city so small be the murder capital of the US a few years ago. needed gas on a way back to chicago from ohio, next exit was gary, i kept on driving. :)

The best thing about New Jersy is the New Jersy Turnpike. Ie you get to where you want to go without actually spending too much time in NJ.

Ok that's probably a bit harsh. You do have a quite nice rear side view of the Statue of Liberty, and a few nice beaches.

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes I'm sure New Jersey isn't "boring" throughout. Besides, some people may enjoy miles of suburbia. God knows, living where I have for the past 24 years, I'm looking forward to finally moving to a decent area.What constitutes an interesting state then, mate?...

I don't really know. I don't know if a full state can be fully interesting, especially since PA is mostly farmland, which the exception of Philly and Pittsburgh.

I can visit Chicago anytime I want. but if I moved there my cost of living would go up, my vehicles probably would fail emission testing and I have to surrender my guns. Right now I live with reasonable driving distances from chicago, KC and Minneapolis with none of the bullshit from actually having to live there.

BTW, been to Jesery, father's family is from NYC.

haha they moved this finnaly, i thought they loved me o well....Where IS everyone from anyway?

Originally posted by Spike haha they moved this finnaly, i thought they loved me o well....Where IS everyone from anyway?

just you and me, it looks like. everyone else has got better things to do

As this is a free for all, well done to Hearts.