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We've all had them, your Chris Waddle type who would light up a game one second and do nothing for the other 89 and a bit minutes.
Worcester City's latest signing is a little more enigmatic than that though, if last night's disappearing act is anything to go by.
That's nothing, Harry Kewell has been on our team sheet nearly all season and no-one's spotted him yet.
Presumably the Worcester guy is able to ghost past defenders to get onto the end of a through ball...
Originally posted by Old Blue Presumably the Worcester guy is able to ghost past defenders to get onto the end of a through ball...
That was the plan, but he's shit. More headless chicken than headless horseman as he gallops down the wing.
He's that Nick Colley, the one who claimed he had cancer when he was at Tamworth and caused all kinds of furore when it was found he was lying. He's not that popular a chap.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© That's nothing, Harry Kewell has been on our team sheet nearly all season and no-one's spotted him yet.
At least youse have a winger. Ours has been loaned out to Worcester City.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© That's nothing, Harry Kewell has been on our team sheet nearly all season and no-one's spotted him yet.
He's not really a winger, Liverpool were duped when we sold him to you, someone in the sales room left the 'h' out under the description. 
I misread the title of this thread as "Enigmatic Mingers" and thought it belonged under the Sarah Jessica Parker thread. 
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope I misread the title of this thread as "Enigmatic Mingers" and thought it belonged under the Sarah Jessica Parker thread.
