Who are you voting for...?

I know who I'm voting for this november...whoever the government tells me to vote for

But let's say you actually had a choice , who would you vote for?

I picked John Kerry, but Yanni came close. :)

Dave Foley

...VAGINA - who's that ?...

Depeche Mode, as long as they don't play anything from their first two albums.

Shouldn't George W. Bush and Fraggle Rock fall under the same general category? I mean, they're all fucking puppets.

I voted fraggle rock....

but that would be my fantasy election.

seriously though...I am voting for Kerry and here is why:

1. Didn't catch (or spend nearly enough resources on catching) Osama bin Laden

2. Lost international support for war on Al Qaida by going into Iraq

3. War in Iraq has made us and the world less safe. I would point to Iran's development of nukes and the still existant threat of al qaida strikes (spain for example) as just two examples. We cannot realistically go into Iran now that we are mired in Iraq.

4. Record deficits and pork pork pork from the entire republican party...absolutely no control on spending.

5. Big money and the Saudi's control Bush

6. Bush and company cannot admit when things aren't going their way. They say that he doesn't flip flop...but I am of the belief that it is ok to change one's mind when presented with new information...its called adapting and reason...don't confuse obstinancy and stubborness with resolve.

I could go on and on

Michael Moore.

Bill the Cat

Well with Troy McClure, we could remember him from such films as.., with Depeche Mode, they could rule the country with mind control synth pop , but it's gotta be John Kerry. Those far-lefties believe that Nader is the only one who opposes the Iraq war, but I don't believe in throwing my vote away.:

Originally posted by SPtwo Michael Moore.

Good thing you cannot vote here.

I can't believe I forgot about the 23rd-party nominee, Lifetime's "Women in Danger" Films

I'd like to change my vote to Mother, May I Sleep with Danger, Because He's Cute and He Swears He'll Stop Drinking and I Fell Down the Stairs I Swear

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I can't believe I forgot about the 23rd-party nominee, Lifetime's "Women in Danger" Films I'd like to change my vote to Mother, May I Sleep with Danger, Because He's Cute and He Swears He'll Stop Drinking and I Fell Down the Stairs I Swear

Other Lifetime candidates:

The Golden Girls

The Nanny

Originally posted by twist Bill the Cat

Don't blame me... I voted for Opus n' Bill.

Isn't vagina already President? And penis already vice-President?

I guess I can't go wrong if I vote for more vagina.

Ooops, I have just been informed that the current President is actually a cunt, and the Vice-President is actually a Dick. My mistake.

Doesn't change my vote any; I still vote for more vagina.

The Russia female volley team coach.

Yo Mama!

(I work for Homeland Security...I wasn't aware that Big Broth...I mean we wanted to know!)

New Order should run for the presidency.

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS Yo Mama! (I work for Homeland Security...I wasn't aware that Big Broth...I mean we wanted to know!)

I wonder if anyone actually works for "Homeland Security", or if it's just a vacant office building in the slums of Washington, where Tom Ridge goes every day and sits in a chair dreaming up new color codes (such as plaid and mauve)

Anyway, they want to know who to deport before Election Day. Simple as that

Hey we got an election happening here as well. Voting will take place on October 9. The current incumbant is Little Johnny Howard, formerly known as "honest John". In case you didn't know it he is W's best mate. After all we are in Afganistan and Iraq.

Originally posted by Ronald Kirsch Hey we got an election happening here as well. Voting will take place on October 9. The current incumbant is Little Johnny Howard, formerly known as "honest John". In case you didn't know it he is W's best mate. After all we are in Afganistan and Iraq.

So who are you leaning towards, Ron? CTB

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Ooops, I have just been informed that the current President is actually a cunt, and the Vice-President is actually a Dick. My mistake.

Vagina. It would be a good thing to have a lady president.

My Penis, it's more intelligent than President Junior.

Originally posted by CTB > Originally posted by Ronald Kirsch> Hey we got an election happening here as well. Voting will take place on October 9. The current incumbant is Little Johnny Howard, formerly known as "honest John". In case you didn't know it he is W's best mate. After all we are in Afganistan and Iraq.

So who are you leaning towards, Ron? CTB

I'm not sure I can reveal it too publicly, but read between the lines. I quite like the cast of Fraggle rock though.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Depeche Mode, as long as they don't play anything from their first two albums.

I agree!

Maybe this will help. We report, you decide...

For Mr. Order