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Mike,

I sent you a mail, but it's come back undelivered. Can you let me have your new e-mail address please, I have a favour to ask (unless of course you've changed it to avoid the likes of me :D)

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Mike, are you out there :\peek:

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What do you want from him? If i maybe so bold to ask.

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Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.

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Geri, just say that you are in fact Juliette Binoche; that should spark his attention.

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.

No, No, No :thumbdown:

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Originally posted by Tristan Geri, just say that you are in fact Juliette Binoche; that should spark his attention.

Yes, Yes, Yes :thumb:

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Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.

He prefers the sagging breasts of old French actresses

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.

He prefers the sagging breasts of old French actresses

He prefers A pair of 38EE's to The Cure.

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.

He prefers the sagging breasts of old French actresses

Like Isabelle Adjani? Her breasts are to small to sag, she's 45 and looks great, and how the hell did i end up talking about breasts? :nonono:

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thanks for the tips guys, but although my breast size is quite reasonable, my french is terrible :crazy:

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Originally posted by Buffer Low:bestof: What do you want from him? If i maybe so bold to ask.

you may ask, and it's not very exciting I'm afraid, just some gigs I'm looking for ...

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Originally posted by Buffer Low:bestof: > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > Try mentioning melon-like breasts in your post; that should bring him 'round.>

He prefers the sagging breasts of old French actresses

Like Isabelle Adjani? Her breasts are to small to sag, she's 45 and looks great, and how the hell did i end up talking about breasts? :nonono:

Adjani, those eyes!

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Originally posted by Geri thanks for the tips guys, but although my breast size is quite reasonable, my french is terrible :crazy:

Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding Geri...I didn't mean for you to attract his attention with your breast size, reasonable as their size might be....

I merely meant that a gratuitous mention of large breasts in your thread-- A thread titled Attention DIGITAL MIKE, for example, with the phrase "melon-like breasts," gratuitously posted to that thread-- would likely get his attention. You could follow up the prase "melon-like breasts" with "Now that I've got your attention...:evil4:

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See, Geri? One porn post and look who pops up... :laugh:

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