Presidential race nicknames

My favorite is my spin on 'John Gone': Juan Gone, which is the same nick as the Texas Ranger great, Juan Gonzalez.

How about George W. "Failed to Report for Duty" Bush

I'm George W. Bush, and I did not approve this message. Dick Cheney said it'd be okay, though, and let me get back to my finger-painting

Originally posted by Jeff Hmmmm...I'm not sure I care for your's Trevor...it's toooooo long and drawn out...Is there a way that they can both lose?!?!?!

Ralphie boy!

Ralph Kramden for President?

Originally posted by Jeff Tristan, are you trying to make me laugh?!?!?!

All I've accomplished is for you to stick your tongue out at me.

Best case scenario: Bush is elected and is shot by Cheney's cronies so that Cheney can run the country for four years.

George "Draft Dodger" Bush...that worked so well against Clinton, after all

:topic: I finally saw Fahrenheit 9/11 last night (two words: shocking!), and my review for Amazon has already garnered eight helpful votes. We're talking within minutes of me posting it! Maybe it'll beat my 35 helpful votes for "Lies and The Lying Liers Who Tell Them" for my most helpful Amazon review...that would mean so little to anyone else :p

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Jeff> Tristan, are you trying to make me laugh?!?!?!

All I've accomplished is for you to stick your tongue out at me.

Best case scenario: Bush is elected and is shot by Cheney's cronies so that Cheney can run the ocuntry for four years.

Hmm, we have the same "case scenarios", but mine's more of a "worst" than "best"

Oh well, enjoy the freedom of speech for this last month...'cause God knows it won't be here come January and Dubya coming back for a repeat

C.S. Lewis, Jr.: "Cause you better not mess/with God's America"

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 George "Draft Dodger" Bush...that worked so well against Clinton, after all :topic: I finally saw Fahrenheit 9/11 last night (two words: shocking!), and my review for Amazon has already garnered eight helpful votes. We're talking within minutes of me posting it! Maybe it'll beat my 35 helpful votes for "Lies and The Lying Liers Who Tell Them" for my most helpful Amazon review...that would mean so little to anyone else :p

I need to get Ann Coulter's new book and post a review on Amazon. I may just go get it tonight and start reading the masterpiece.

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> George "Draft Dodger" Bush...that worked so well against Clinton, after all :topic: I finally saw Fahrenheit 9/11 last night (two words: shocking!), and my review for Amazon has already garnered eight helpful votes. We're talking within minutes of me posting it! Maybe it'll beat my 35 helpful votes for "Lies and The Lying Liers Who Tell Them" for my most helpful Amazon review...that would mean so little to anyone else :p

I need to get Ann Coulter's new book and post a review on Amazon. I may just go get it tonight and start reading the masterpiece.

My views on Ann Coulter are such: Not even if there was a :bag: on her head and duct tape on her mouth

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > George "Draft Dodger" Bush...that worked so well against Clinton, after all :topic: I finally saw Fahrenheit 9/11 last night (two words: shocking!), and my review for Amazon has already garnered eight helpful votes. We're talking within minutes of me posting it! Maybe it'll beat my 35 helpful votes for "Lies and The Lying Liers Who Tell Them" for my most helpful Amazon review...that would mean so little to anyone else :p>

I need to get Ann Coulter's new book and post a review on Amazon. I may just go get it tonight and start reading the masterpiece.

My views on Ann Coulter are such: Not even if there was a :paperbag: on her head and duct tape on her mouth

That doesn't mean much to me because you'd fuck Franken

I'd do Ann for the money.

I'd make her tell me bedtime Reagan stories.

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by Tristan> > > > > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > George "Draft Dodger" Bush...that worked so well against Clinton, after all :topic: I finally saw Fahrenheit 9/11 last night (two words: shocking!), and my review for Amazon has already garnered eight helpful votes. We're talking within minutes of me posting it! Maybe it'll beat my 35 helpful votes for "Lies and The Lying Liers Who Tell Them" for my most helpful Amazon review...that would mean so little to anyone else :p> > >

I need to get Ann Coulter's new book and post a review on Amazon. I may just go get it tonight and start reading the masterpiece.

My views on Ann Coulter are such: Not even if there was a :paperbag: on her head and duct tape on her mouth

That doesn't mean much to me because you'd fuck Franken

I'd do Ann for the money.

Fuck Franken? Not even with your dick :p

Ann's hot, I guess...if you like wearing the pantyhose in the family, as well as being spanked by her while she's in her authentic Heinrich Himmler "summer wear" SS uniform from 1943, or her Reinhard Heydrich "springtime in Prague" leather boots

Anyway, I should have a review of Mo Rocca's book up next week. It's weird but enjoyable (I'm still waiting for Amazon to post my review of the Daily Show book )

Originally posted by Tristan I'd make her tell me bedtime Reagan stories.

just wondering, do you have any Amazon reviews? I like doing it, it's almost like my opinions are respected by a wide and non-visiable mass of complete strangers around the world, but who fail to see the sarcasm in my Carrot Top-meets-Odysseus review of Chairman of The Board

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 My views on Ann Coulter are such: Not even if there was a :bag: on her head and duct tape on her mouth

Well that would take all the fun out of it, wouldn't it?

I guess her authentic Heinrich Himmler "summer wear" SS uniform from 1943, and her Reinhard Heydrich "springtime in Prague" leather boots got things heated up a bit there...

...considering the fascist origins of the band. ;)

I apologize for insinuating that Ann is a Nazi...she's more of a Know-Nothing

Anyway, I'm sure plenty of good, hardworking, honest people read Coulter, and to them I say..."Morons!" :p

George W. "No, just once, please..." Bush

One-term loser.

1 guess which candidate for President gets that one.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr One-term loser. 1 guess which candidate for President gets that one.

Edwards is a one term senator who lost in the primaries in his bid for the presidency

That's OK, he'll still be in the Senate for the next 8 years. :p

Just an update on my Amazon-ia: I thought that it'd take a while for mu "Fahrenheit" review to surpass my Lies review for the most helpful votes total. Well, it did...less than 48 hours, to be exact

Ladies and gentlemen, my helpful review vote talley is at 39 (of 50 people that have voted thus far). Either those 39 really did find it helpful, or they're just being jackasses like the people who found my Chairman of The Board review helpful

Either way, I owe thirty-nine people a dollar :contract:

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Just an update on my Amazon-ia: I thought that it'd take a while for mu "Fahrenheit" review to surpass my Lies review for the most helpful votes total. Well, it did...less than 48 hours, to be exact Ladies and gentlemen, my helpful review vote talley is at 39 (of 50 people that have voted thus far). Either those 39 really did find it helpful, or they're just being jackasses like the people who found my Chairman of The Board review helpful Either way, I owe thirty-nine people a dollar :contract:

I think Trevor has found a career by golly!

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Just an update on my Amazon-ia: I thought that it'd take a while for mu "Fahrenheit" review to surpass my Lies review for the most helpful votes total. Well, it did...less than 48 hours, to be exact Ladies and gentlemen, my helpful review vote talley is at 39 (of 50 people that have voted thus far). Either those 39 really did find it helpful, or they're just being jackasses like the people who found my Chairman of The Board review helpful Either way, I owe thirty-nine people a dollar :contract:

I think Trevor has found a career by golly!

If by "career", you mean "no-paying reviewing job for a huge international and faceless corporation from whome I have bought little since I got 'Five Live Yardbirds' but which I still occasionally order stuff only to find it cheaper at various local stores", then yes, yes I have :D

I'm just flabbergasted that it took such a short time. I guess my review was really fuckin' helpful

john "potato head" kerry and george "monkey man" w. bush