top 20 worst celebrity baby names

the official top 20.

Top 20 in full:

1. Moon Unit; Frank/Gail Zappa
2. Fifi Trixibelle; Paula Yates/Bob Geldof
3. Satchel; Mia Farrow/Woody Allen
4. Apple; Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin
5. Daisy Boo; Julia/Jamie Oliver
6. Rumer; Demi Moore/Bruce Willis
7. Peaches; Paula Yates/Bob Geldof River; Arlyn/John Phoenix
8. Rocco; Madonna/Guy Ritchie
9. Nell Marmalade; Helen Baxendale/David Eliot
10. Maddox; Angelina Jolie/(Adopted)
11. Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani; Paula Yates/Michael Hutchence
12. Dweezil; Frank/Gail Zappa
13. Brooklyn: Victoria/David Beckham
14. Eugenie; Sarah Ferguson/Prince Andrew
15. Zowie; Angie/David Bowie
16. Rolan; Gloria Jones/Marc Bolan 1 Phoenix Chi; Mel C/Jimmy Gulzar
17. Coco; Courtney Cox/David Arquette
18. Romeo; Victoria/David Beckham

but none worse than this poor chaps'

Is it just me, or is Paula Yates

"Moon Unit Zappa" is the worst name i have ever heard in my life, terrible, just terrible.

and i just did my 2000th post. YAY for me.

And I used to think that my full biological name was bad. At least my parents weren't drugged enough to name me "Rocco," "Moon," or "Fifi Trixiebelle."

I have a cousin named Trella.

when my mother was a social worker, one of her clients named her daughter...

VaGina.

seriously.

she had no idea what it meant.

I'll see you on that, and raise:

One of my sister's clients named her child Shithead.

pronounced "Shi theed"

Patty asked if that was spelled right. The reply was "YOU THINK THAT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY OWN CHILD'S NAME?!?!?!?"

MLK rolling over in his grave.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be And I used to think that my full biological name was bad. At least my parents weren't drugged enough to name me "Rocco," "Moon," or "Fifi Trixiebelle."

You got some huge lump of a name?

For years I thought my parents had lumbered me with an archaic middle name - only old gits were called Eamon. Until the start of this year that is. Free name upgrade due to the US charts...

Originally posted by MYOB > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> And I used to think that my full biological name was bad. At least my parents weren't drugged enough to name me "Rocco," "Moon," or "Fifi Trixiebelle."

You got some huge lump of a name?

For years I thought my parents had lumbered me with an archaic middle name - only old gits were called Eamon. Until the start of this year that is. Free name upgrade due to the US charts... My full name is Iren Yockey Test. In middle school, high school, and college, teachers can't seem to pronounce my name correctly. My name's been pronounced E-ren, Ivan (pronounced both ee-van and eye-van), or Irene. And, for some reason, my college has my first and middle names listed as my first name, so, on the first day of classes, the professors call both my first and middle name. Also, with my last name, aside from various variations on it, people ask, "Is Test really your last name?" or they ask if it's a shortened version of an Eastern European last name. Quite frankly, I'd just like a different biological name.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by MYOB> > > > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > And I used to think that my full biological name was bad. At least my parents weren't drugged enough to name me "Rocco," "Moon," or "Fifi Trixiebelle.">

You got some huge lump of a name?

For years I thought my parents had lumbered me with an archaic middle name - only old gits were called Eamon. Until the start of this year that is. Free name upgrade due to the US charts... My full name is Iren Yockey Test. In middle school, high school, and college, teachers can't seem to pronounce my name correctly. My name's been pronounced E-ren, Ivan (pronounced both ee-van and eye-van), or Irene. And, for some reason, my college has my first and middle names listed as my first name, so, on the first day of classes, the professors call both my first and middle name. Also, with my last name, aside from various variations on it, people ask, "Is Test really your last name?" or they ask if it's a shortened version of an Eastern European last name. Quite frankly, I'd just like a different biological name.

If I were you, I'd want a different name as well. I want a first name that isn't so common and that can actually be pronounced by British people. Its Cian, which is very common in Ireland now and ALWAYS ends up turning into "Sean". Always. Never met a Brit who can pronounce it right first time.

Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Buffer Low> "Moon Unit Zappa" is the worst name i have ever heard in my life, terrible, just terrible.

Is here name REALLY "Moon Unit"?

I sure remember wathing VH1 when I was in Florida back in 1995, and she was a VJ there, but all I've seen is "Moon Zappa"... not Moon UNIT Zappa.....

That is her middle name then? Wooo.. there isn't some kind of commission in the US that check those type of stupidities? I mean... some stupid couple tried to name their son "Spatula" in Québec, and it has been rejected...

Not one but TWO poor kids out there have as their name "ESPN"...I shit you not

I mean, I love watching that network (when the cable feed isn't f-ing up ), but I'm not gonna name my kid "Sportscenter Seigler".......actually, that has a nice ring to it

Apparently (I heard about this ages ago), there's a wee boy in England somewhere whose parents are so footy-mad they named him Fifa. Two words: oh dear.

I heard a lot of people named their children Minime after watching Austin Powers movie.

I just got a good one. Drew Peacock. Say it out loud. This is supposed to be a real one.

Then there's the old favourite of Wayne Kerr.

And let's not forget Mike Hunt.

Dick Palmer