surely this can be stopped for the sake of decency

cher nekkid? :shudder:

:barf:

So damn close....What if?? From my bicycle forum, a close encounter with Cher...

All Gay men and Drag Queens would of Killed me.

coconut Posted - 5 August 2004 8:10

I shit you not.... Last night I was on my way back from Volleyball shooting through downtown cedar rapids... Well there was a ton of buses around the US Cellular Center. and I go flying around a corner and cut tight next to a bus. Well Christ on a Cracker who did I almost run over... F-ing Cher! The Plastic diva was getting out of her motorcade bus thing-a-majig and I almost took her and her bodyguard out... Instead I swerved and almost took out a street sign... At that point the bodyguard was yelling at me. Since he is ohh 3 times the size of me, I decided to opt out for the autograph on old red rocket and keep riding. So as much as I wanted to end her 5th Farwell tour......I could not do it..... It would of Crushed Fatty and Leeper. Oh and the no makeup Cher, is like ohhh hell no words can really describe it.

Peace,

Coconut....

Missus' firm used to represent a Cher look-a-likee.

I once quipped. - 'If they ever got together, they could do an act and call it.

Wait for it.

Cher and Cher-a-like.

Everyone was in fits.

True story.

SUPERB

Failed assassin gives apology after discovering the nude photo shoot.

coconut Posted - 8 October 2004 8:23

For the love of god..... If I only would have known this back then I would given her a chain ring to the face for all of humanity. I am so sorry everyone... I have let you down.

First we invade Iraq, then Cher trys to pose nude...surely we're living in the Apocalypse

I don't know about you, but I've got my papers ready should the Beasts from Hell visit my family

A naked Cher would be able to drive out bin Laden from his cave.

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Missus' firm used to represent a Cher look-a-likee. I once quipped. - 'If they ever got together, they could do an act and call it.Wait for it.Cher and Cher-a-like.Everyone was in fits.True story.

quality!