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Well it's quite interesting to see your honest answers. Looks like a great deal of the NOOLers brought pub ethics in.:smoking:

I also see drinking a social thing to do. When I'm shitfaced, I prefer not to act in public. But when one drinks alone, that's sad.:( As for New Order being drunk, I think that helped them create amazing melodies right on the stage. OR: it helped them communicate with the aloof audience.:shrug:

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Originally posted by oldmonkey I'm trying to fathom out your name, Mr Severe. Is it meant to be "severe" as in "gravely lacking in humour", "severe" as in "sharp" or "acute", "severe" as in "serious"?

Don't be afraid of me :)

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Shelley Blair, SPthree & Taboo # 7 - I appreciate it.:clap:

I'm not against drinking. I've just noticed something on here and that's why I brought up the issue. Sometimes it is so loudly obvious.:uhoh:

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Originally posted by The Man Up North Usually, when I visit this website after drinking, a good sign that I'm drunk is when I decide to post in the portuguese forum.:spit::beer:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:Classic.

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Originally posted by A severe young man > Originally posted by oldmonkey I'm trying to fathom out your name, Mr Severe. Is it meant to be "severe" as in "gravely lacking in humour", "severe" as in "sharp" or "acute", "severe" as in "serious"?

Don't be afraid of me :)

Afraid? Shat meself. Something's getting a bit lost in translation here I fear.....

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Originally posted by oldmonkey > Originally posted by A severe young man> > > > Originally posted by oldmonkey> I'm trying to fathom out your name, Mr Severe. Is it meant to be "severe" as in "gravely lacking in humour", "severe" as in "sharp" or "acute", "severe" as in "serious"?

Don't be afraid of me :)

Afraid? Shat meself. Something's getting a bit lost in translation here I fear.....

Probably Severe as in clueless cunt then

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from the old estonian 's ev ere ! I'm told :shrug:

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And not se ver e , which Dickins held to be dozy cunt in the half finished novella, Little Dorrit in Valencia

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However Graham Greene in an unpublished letter to Anthony Burgess , posited that sevi re ;had it's entomology in the Mugla dialect of Turkiye , and believed it to mean an intolerant cunt , Burgess kinda agreed but felt it had no links to Islam

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overheard in a Salford pub

That Beckhams got a Severe haircut .

Hmmn , looks a cunt .

further empirical evidence to follow , or maybe not

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Mr Mac's been drinking again:D

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Originally posted by ShugZV© Mr Mac's been drinking again:D

In Walkden Park?;)

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out of a broon paper bag , to keep it real Bukowski like , or dylan thomas , or maybe a bit of Behan , or one o the O'brians , or that Macgowan fella , or Burton , maybe O'toole , possible a bit Christy Moore ,or one o them other piss artists past and present reformed or otherwise; then again maybe it's more of an indoor thing 'cos it's raining in Walkden park .... any piss artists missed out ?

Probably ( note spelling of probably , which is slightly different to that of at least two University educated fellas on these boards , PROBERBALY , and they give Spikebloke shit over his spelling:nonono: , the lad 'aint even been to uni yet ! )

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Originally posted by A severe young man > Originally posted by oldmonkey I'm trying to fathom out your name, Mr Severe. Is it meant to be "severe" as in "gravely lacking in humour", "severe" as in "sharp" or "acute", "severe" as in "serious"?

Don't be afraid of me :)

Not going to spank the monkey then?

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Originally posted by James Thomas > Originally posted by A severe young man> > > > Originally posted by oldmonkey> I'm trying to fathom out your name, Mr Severe. Is it meant to be "severe" as in "gravely lacking in humour", "severe" as in "sharp" or "acute", "severe" as in "serious"?

Don't be afraid of me :)

Not going to spank the monkey then?

Ha ha, how did you know I would??? :D

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For those who'd rather abuse me... I am as severe as Jeff might be, I assume, in school terms. Jeff, are you a severe teacher in your school? Obviously you're vigorous.:blush:

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This is getting more surreal by the day. Alta Vista always was a bit hit and miss!

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Dont know what I've stumbled upon here , has Jeff just been outed ? Is someone being groomed ? Is monkey spanking legal or rhyming patois ?

last time I take the piss out of a severe fella , all manner of dark and shady deals seem to ensue . Still whatever floats your boat , live and let live .

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I think it's time we all had a stiff drink...unfortunately, all I got is Coke :(

I would go to the boozefest that is our town's Octoberfest if not for the fact that (with an injured toe) I'm more sensitive to random strangers staggering around possibly stomping on my foot. Plus, I haven't heard from any of my buds about wanting to go, and I don't want to endure the parking hassle. Besides, it's just a glorified standing-around-in-a-field-for-hours. So fuck it :shrug:

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im often lashed up when i post in ere,but who cares , i dont. whos spike anyways? is that the dog that used to stop sylvester from eating tweetie pie,if so id never had guessed he was a new order fan.:jawdrop:

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Originally posted by mike powell im often lashed up when i post in ere,but who cares , i dont. whos spike anyways? is that the dog that used to stop sylvester from eating tweetie pie,if so id never had guessed he was a new order fan.:jawdrop:

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Originally posted by Garymac Dont know what I've stumbled upon here , has Jeff just been outed ?Is someone being groomed ?Is monkey spanking legal or rhyming patois ?last time I take the piss out of a severe fella , all manner of dark and shady deals seem to ensue . Still whatever floats your boat , live and let live .

:rofl::rofl:

Jeff may have been in prison, I don't know. Some of the pets in a previous thread look groomed. Never been to Gibralter.:shrug:

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