Which footballer are you?
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Roy Keane apparently , I was Norman Hunter at school , so I'm not sure if any progress has really been made 
That said we had a kickabout in the park a coupla months back and I think it's fair to say match fitness is just a fookin memory for me :( Asthmatic pit pony type of fitness really , the Olly Reed training regime whilst not without merit , sadly no match for a forward 20 years me junior
Freddie Ljungberg
Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.
Rivaldo
You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.
What a load of bollocks...!!!
Chris 
You are Freddie Ljungberg
Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.
gabriel batistuta. jackass.
Originally posted by The Saviour in New Zealand ...it must be my middle-european brain, I dunno exactly, but I'm OLIVER KAHN !
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I nearly burst out laughing when coming back from Paris on Ryanair my pilot was called Oliver Kahn.
(note, I had written "burst me shit laughing" till I realised that virtually no-one else here would know what I meant and would assume some scatalogical intent...)
You are
Paolo Montero
You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.
You are Michael Owen
You can destroy your opponent's defence in seconds but you'd never do anything to hurt anyone. You've got skill, integrity and you're not an arrogant tosser. A credit to the game.
:)
I'm Roy Keane. When I played at school / college I was the 6'5" centre half with no pace, but for some reason, strikers just never got past me. Just like Phil Neal then.
Gabriel Batistuta
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
