fooking Christians knocking on my door

It's dark, almost bed time for the children. I have yet to reinstal my porch light since having the house resided. Yet two Christain bastards knock on the door asking me if I read the Bible.

These people, despite having bad timing do not get the point. I aint changing my faith and I certainly do not want to sacfrice a night of surfing the net in my underwear to read a book I pretty much have read. Did not my 115 lb growling and barking dog give them the message??

You folks in the UK, do you experience this problem??

I always tell 'em that me and ol' Jesus are already chillin in the den with a fatty chronic blunt....

They usually get the message.

The best thing to do is to keep a pen handy at all times and draw a pentagram on your palm.

Originally posted by Tristan The best thing to do is to keep a pen handy at all times and draw a pentagram on your palm.

:evil2: Oi!!!

That's the reason I moved to Northern Cali for a while sir!!

I resolved to instal a button that when activated starts up Skinny Puppy's Vivisect VI at the volume level of 11.

Jeff's idea is to my liking. Last time 2 ladies called to my house (dunno what religion they were) they gave it the usual "lovely weather" shit to start with. The minute one of them mentioned the word God, off I went, telling them that the idea of one all powerful being was a crock of shit, that we are all the by-product of a genetic experiment carried out by an infinitly more advanced extra-terrestrial race. They thanked me for my time and left before I had the chance to go into detail. :evil2: I'm not anti-religion or anything, I just don't like being confronted by others trying to push beliefs on me.

I'm not anti-religion or anything, I just don't like being confronted by others trying to push beliefs on me.

Now THAT is a statement I can support 100%.

I have a peephole in my door...I use it.

I like what I see=Door Opens. I don't like... = wind blows, tumbleweeds roll & dog barks. I continue sitting around in my drawers scratching myself with a beer. (Now there's an image!! )

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS I continue sitting around in my drawers scratching myself with a beer. (Now there's an image!! )

That sounds a bit dangerous, Sir C. Perhaps you should stick to drinking the beer and scratching with your fingers!?! ;)

Simply put up a sign saying "What Would Muhammed Do?"

Originally posted by Element115 > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS I continue sitting around in my drawers scratching myself with a beer. (Now there's an image!! )

That sounds a bit dangerous, Sir C. Perhaps you should stick to drinking the beer and scratching with your fingers!?! ;)

Oh right!!! Shit...knew I was doing something wrong.