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Stupid bullshit, pretty soon evolution will be out of textbooks (is it even in textbooks in Alabama?). Hmm is stuff like this goes too far, along with Michael Powell :violent:, I may have to not choose between either party and help Libertarians.

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Originally posted by Tristan textbooks (is it even in textbooks in Alabama?)

Textbooks? 'Bama? Have you been smoking that SD Wacky Weed again!! Silly Tristan! :laugh:

But your point does seem to carry some weight and is worth consideration...esp. about the libertarians.

I'm gonna start the BEER party. Some basic rules: 1-Sex with whoever or whatever you want. (Yes Montana...even sheep) 2-Drink beer and quit worrying about what everyone else is doing. :beer:

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My problem is that why are people so concerned that gays can marry? These same people have hatred for the loose nature of gay culture; well with marriage, maybe gays can settle down and not be blocking traffic in your city when holding their rallies. People are concerned about the sanctity of marriage; crap! 50% divorce rate. The value of marriage is dictated by you and your partner, not whoever Julian ties the knot with.

This in mind, Karl Rove's strategy in winning the election through manipulating the anti-gay American culture was very effective.

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Yeah but if we did that then the cornbread, white, god-fearing middle America would block the traffic in support of "Straight Rights" or some shit like that.

We'll never make em all happy. Ain't it cool!!

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Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS Yeah but if we did that then the cornbread, white, god-fearing middle America would block the traffic in support of "Straight Rights" or some shit like that. We'll never make em all happy. Ain't it cool!!

Yeah when Right Whites get mad they blow shit up like abortion clinics. Hey if they get too rowdy then they can just get beat up by the police.

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Being GAY is wrong, if everyone was gay, the human race would cease to exist, erm but I do like seeing to women get it on :love::love2::love:

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That's where chicken come from, so what is all this chicke and egg stuff :nuts:

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche That's where chicken come from, so what is all this chicke and egg stuff :nuts:

Shit if I know...I just thought an interesting, if not absolutely preposterous response to

Being GAY is wrong, if everyone was gay, the human race would cease to exist

Tee Hee!!

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This anti-gay marriage thing always puzzled me. If anything that makes people settle down and stop being promiscuious has to be good right?

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Being GAY is wrong, if everyone was gay, the human race would cease to exist, erm but I do like seeing to women get it on :love::love2::love:

Gah, it's not wrong. If it were wrong youd would not see homosexual behavior in so many different animal species.

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Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS OK, maybe the whole Gay marriage debate has gone a bit too far...Textbooks in Texas due for a change?Clicky Here Cow Pokes!Thoughts anyone?

"Momma always said the 'Right is as the Reich does' " :D No but seriously, if the Right's as popular as it apparently is, it's going to be winning on more than one front, and the Right's never been too fond of gays...particularly the Religious Reic*cough*...er..Right..

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Heil, the fourth Reich

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Originally posted by Tristan Heil, the fourth Reich

They prefer to be called "The European Union".

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What would be of US Army if it wasn't for the hispanics and the gays?

Let them merry and go shoot the terrorist, muchachos!

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I certainly don't care....just do your job!

"You wanna suck some dick? Great!! Here's a gun and a Humvee...Go, Go, Go!!!"

Like Dennis Leary says: "When I'm president, you can fuck ANYBODY you want! Just as long as you can still kill someone!"

:clap: Besides...what does it matter?

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beers! steers! and queers! texas.

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One thing I've always wondered: if homosexuality is a choice, what does that make heterosexuality? :scratch:

I mean, think about it: if you could choose to be gay, couldn't you choose to be straight as well? Blows yer mind, huh? :nod:

Anyway, as long as they don't gay-up those "wedding" reality shows, the world will be okay :thumb: :D

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If people are so concerned about the falling marriage rate, surely allowing gay people to marry would help bring it back up again? Or is that too obvious?

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Originally posted by Bob Konkel beers! steers! and queers! texas.

That's pretty funny coming from a guy from Nantucket......

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Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> Being GAY is wrong, if everyone was gay, the human race would cease to exist, erm but I do like seeing to women get it on :love::love2::love:

Gah, it's not wrong. If it were wrong youd would not see homosexual behavior in so many different animal species.

How about that goat-on-sheep action example. :laugh:

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Originally posted by Michael McDermott > Originally posted by Bob Konkel> beers! steers! and queers! texas.

That's pretty funny coming from a guy from Nantucket......

i was just quoting a song, which was quoting a movie.

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