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5 Nov 2004, 17:46

Just been beaten up by some of the local skangers - well, not beaten up, more hit around the head a few times. One of my friends got laid into though. Which is no easy feat considering we're about 6'4' and pretty well built.

Not to nick the phones, cash, laptops etc we had on us. Not because either of us was leching on some guys girl. Because we weren't going to give some scumbag a smoke.

I'm OK now - I get far worse pain from my legcramps, etc. I can handle being thwocked. My friend is sitting in a hospital waiting room waiting for a doctor to actually come in (rural hospital, no doctors after eleven) to see has a concussion.

I'm going skanger hunting tomorrow. I know the fecker who did it, a Ugandan illegal immigrant (illegal as he's been deported TWICE for GBH and somehow got back in each time).

Any of the Americans here care to lend me a gun?

5 Nov 2004, 17:51

Oi!! Glad you are doing OK mate. :eek:

Will unmarked black helocopter gunships be of any use?

I'd love to join ya tomorrow back in town to find that prick!!

'ave a beer!! :beer:

5 Nov 2004, 18:09

Would be useful - be sure to hit the small bloke in the hoody and not the tall, very very angry guy with the yellow hair (me).

He's not so agressive when he's drunk, and I intend to "deal with" him whatever way is needed. Arrest/charge and deport or kick the shit out of him, not sure yet...

5 Nov 2004, 18:28

Excuse my ignorance, but what the fcuk is a skanger?

6 Nov 2004, 00:57

SKANGER = DIGITAL MIKE on CHILLI!

6 Nov 2004, 01:08

You will be hearing from my Solicitor :D

6 Nov 2004, 01:29

Guns don't kill people wabbits do.

Getting hit for a fag? That's the youth of today, seek and bitchslap the wee bastards. Did you have a good drink in you? Little bastards are a lot braver when you're pissed as a fart and he's with a gang of 10 mates. It's a regular occurence outisde our local hotspots, luckily they have so far known better with me and my mates!

6 Nov 2004, 01:31

Shug , let me the first to congratulate you on reaching the 8000

6 Nov 2004, 01:51

64`` and you got bitch-slapped? You sure he didnt call you the fag? :evil4:

6 Nov 2004, 01:54

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Shug , let me the first to congratulate you on reaching the 8000

6 Nov 2004, 05:28

In the US if you kicked his ass or shot him it would be considered a Hate Vrime--extra penalty. I assume he is black, right, Uganda. Personally if you want to kill him use a hammer like Amins henchmen did to save ammo.

6 Nov 2004, 05:58

Originally posted by twist In the US if you kicked his ass or shot him it would be considered a Hate Vrime--extra penalty. I assume he is black, right, Uganda. Personally if you want to kill him use a hammer like Amins henchmen did to save ammo.

He is black.

I've calmed down a fair bit now. Just going to go to the cops over it and get the fecker deported (again).

He has an exclusion order keeping him out of the town, so if we get him for two charges of assault within the town boundaries, he's gone.

6 Nov 2004, 07:31

What are you doing in Rio? :evil4:

6 Nov 2004, 15:30

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Excuse my ignorance, but what the fcuk is a skanger?

Skanger = knacker. Scumbag. Chav.

Trailer Trash, if you must. Even though they don't live in trailers.

6 Nov 2004, 20:20

Originally posted by MYOB > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Excuse my ignorance, but what the fcuk is a skanger?

Skanger = knacker. Scumbag. Chav.

Trailer Trash, if you must. Even though they don't live in trailers.

Thank God you gave more than one definition. Out of the 5 terms you used, we Yanks understand scumbag and trailer trash. What language is everybody speaking on the other side of the ocean, anyway? ;)