1.The more man and woman hate each other, the more chance for them to fall in love with each other. 2.Once you put your make up, it’ll never disappear, not even if you dive. 3.Mothers make eggs and pancakes every single morning for breakfast but fathers and kids never actually eat it. 4.Just one match is all you need to lighten a room completely no matter how big it is. 5.You can open any lock with your credit card or something except if it’s a door of a building on fire and there is a mother and her baby in it. 6.You never say ‘’hello’’ or ‘’bye’’ when you phone someone. 7.One man shooting 20 others has got more chance to kill them all than 20 men shooting one. 8.When you’re face to face to an evil terrorist, sarcasm and sick sense of humor are the best weapon. 9.When you pay for your cab, you just give the money without counting and it’ll always be enough. 10.All foreigners when alone speak English. 11.If you get yourself caught in a situation that can be solved very easily, for God sake, keep your fuckin’mouth shout! 12.If you see a big window, someone’ll jump through it, that’s for sure. 13.If you, for some reason, decide to dance in the streets, everyone you meet will know the steps. 14.You can never see a cursor on your computer screen, just ‘’enter your password now’’ 15.You will live through any war and battle unless you show the picture of someone you really care for. 16.There is always a free park space in front of the building you’re about to come in. 17.New job always makes the father forget about his son’s birthday.
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